I Still Hate Making Titles

Used to be misadventures-in-writing. Still into popular anime, Lord of the Rings, whatever else catches my fancy. I'll occasionally post random thoughts or updates on my pets or artwork. I own one snake which is fed humanely sourced frozen/thawed prey items, for which the blacklist tag is #tw: prey animals

[hawkesque]

[willowcrowned]

[marxistprincess]

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

[spokenitalics]

@ mutuals this is how i see us

[euryalus-deactivated20220430]

me and my mutuals

[longjump5o6]

Literally anyone on still on here from 2012 or earlier

[roach-works]

me and the mutuals watching staff at work

[chaotic-marshmallow-deactivated]

Dear Fanfic Authors, PLEASE stop deleting your stories! The number of times I have browsed my AO3 bookmarks, just to find several stories marked as deleted, makes me sad thinking about it.

People love your story. Yes they do. Especially when so many have taken care to give it kudos and add it to their bookmarks. So while as an author I understand wanting to distance yourself from old writing, for whatever reason, please remember others love that story and will be sad to see it go. It could have meant a lot to them.

So instead of deleting, please press that ORPHAN button. That way the story is no longer associated with your AO3 account or username (the story will now say written by Orphan Account) but the people who cherish your story can still enjoy!

[teaboot]

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

[troubled-little-loner]

What are the extra two?

[teaboot]

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

[itsgivingsadd]

Yes. 100% true.

[guerrillatech]

[richardjager-deactivated2023010]

“Autism hasn’t got anything to do with it. He’s an asshole because he’s got about 70 different silver spoons shoved straight up his ass.”

-My Aunt Debbie, discussing Elon Musk after several glasses of Chianti.

[akiyty]

Aunt Debbie is right and she should drink up and say so

[drst]

Tumblr would like to buy Aunt Debbie several more rounds.

[eebydeebydean]

i can write essays on this. i don’t know how to answer this

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

When I was in my mom’s womb, I NEVER kicked in the utero.

Why?

I’d never kick a woman.

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

If your mom was a trans man, would you kick his womb?

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I don’t kick members of the LGBTQ+ community.

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

Thank you for the comment.

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Yes without hestiation what the fuck

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID/ Tumblr tag reading: #if your mom was an mpreg beatle would you- /End ID]

[asgardian-viking]

how to kill me in a single post

[bewilderthewayyoushould]

I’m torn between “is inciting violence for mpreg bad for transphobia reasons?” and “drawing the line at mpreg beatles fanfic is funny”, and then I remembered that we’re talking about real historic people, and writing weird biologic sex fanfic about Real Life People is weird.

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I didn’t incite violence because it was mpreg. I incited violence because it was the Beatles.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[pronouncingitwang]

[Video description:

TikTok user @/nad watches a TikTok of someone making peppermint mocha Christmas cookies. They speak rapidly, gesticulating, and say:

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again! I am Muslim and I am brown and I do not celebrate Christmas, but I would give anything in the world to experience what it’s like to be a white person during Christmas. White people during Christmas are like artists during the Renaissance. Something happens internally, and y’all just become the most creative, most intelligent, most smart, amazing human beings. The way the- this- this- this- wow. Wow.

/end video description]

[ID: A 2018 Tweet from @/proletariatitty that has been edited to read:

Ideologically, I don’t agree with white people, but they kind of went off with Christmas aesthetics.

/end ID]

[yourbloodinmine-deactivated2015]

[whats-good-young-hoe]

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

[professorfuntimes]

You milked Henry VIII?!?

[el-joselito]

[jimxugle]

[ftmbruce]

short haired elves and nonbearded drawves

[nerdreamer]

[royalhandmaidens]

world hijab day is coming up soon (1st of feb), so here’s a list of things to remember:

if you choose to wear hijab in solidarity, please make sure you’re doing it for the right reasons

our hijabs are not tools to make political statements or to show others how progressive you see yourself

the hijab, for many, can be a deeply spiritual aspect of outward and inward faith - be respectful

not all muslim women wear hijab. remember to support them as well

there are places where the hijab is enforced and places where it is banned. both of these situations impede on a woman’s right to choose for herself

many hijabis in western countries often fight for the right to wear it, even fighting their own families at times

the hijab in many places can make you a target. exercise caution and remember that this is a daily reality for many

hijab can often be a nuanced discussion within the muslim community - you’ll find many different opinions and it’s not up to you to decide which is right or wrong

hijab can be expressed in many different ways across many different cultures, and it’s all beautiful!

remember the places where hijab is banned for women, and uplift the voices of those having a government forcibly undress them

each hijabi has a complex relationship and history with the hijab, and each is valid

and again, please be respectful!

[beatlesweatles]

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

[beatlesweatles]

[lmaonade]

my favorite video game quest trope is "HELP US, THEY ARE STEALING OUR ANCIENT ARTIFACT. THANK YOU FOR HELPING US, AS A REWARD YOU MAY HAVE OUR ANCIENT ARTIFACT"