Who isn't who

The most famous Time Lord is an actor. He plays in many films and programmes, but sometimes he shows his true self. This is a collection of moments when the Doctor isn't the Doctor but looks like the Doctor.

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You fought her off with a water pistol! I bloody love you!

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Don't challenge me, Harriet Jones! 'Cause I'm a completely new man! I could bring down your government with a single word!

Not a single word; just eigth. "You should spend more time with your dog."

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The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door, and believe me, they've tried!

Now shut up a minute! 

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I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all?

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The cloister bell!

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Allons-y!

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It's bigger on the inside!

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I danced with everyone at their wedding. The women were all brilliant. The measuring sticks were a bit shy.

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"Hello! Okay... New teeth. That's weird. So where was I? Oh, that's right, Barcelona!"

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Affirmative, Master!

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There's more where that came from.

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How does it do that? It's wood! It's like a box with that room just crammed in. It's... bigger on the inside!

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I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street level maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve jammy dodgers and a fez.

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Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? 

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At least he's ginger.

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Hello, I'm the Doctor

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- Where did you learn to cook? - Paris in the 18th century.