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SU shitposting + m3m3z

[memedong]

[moldyjunk]

I got bored, I’m sorry

(not pictured: steven and amethyst in the backseat losing their shit)

[boniverse]

I WANT TO WATCH THIS EPISODE RIGHT NOW

[frawgs]

imagine if everytime you killed someone you gained their skills

[m86-deactivated20171116]

my murderer, after absorbing my depression: WAIT

[notedchampagne]

anyway im salty about the emoji movie

[falseknees]

I wanted to be an architect

[foxafterhours]

[lovemysub-deactivated20250527]

Breaking news:

Girls actually love nice guys, it’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are.

[nobungholesambition]

I find this really hard to believe, as every time I’m interested in a girl she ends up with an asshole and I end up friendzoned or worse.

[lovemysub-deactivated20250527]

Imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed at, but somehow remaining blissfully unaware of that fact…

[chongoblog]

I can’t believe that the two greatest party songs of all time (I Gotta Feeling and Party Rock Anthem) came out within two years of each other and mankind will never create a better party song

[chongoblog]

Some people have been defending various other party songs in the notes, and while I respect all of your opinions, the only song that can qualify as a POTENTIAL exception is Tik Tok by Ke$ha

[maniknightranger]

What about Allstar, great for every occasion

[chongoblog]

All Star is, in my opinion, the Greatest Song of All Time™ and while it great for every occasion, the three above are the best suited for parties. Like rich chocolate is good for every dessert, but milk goes better with Oreos than more chocolate, ya know?

[maniknightranger]

I was not ready for such an educated response but completely agree

[chongoblog]

I come prepared for this discourse

[80smbs-deactivated20170607]

80’s Gemz

[sindri42]

guys holy fuck

So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

[sindri42]

I call it the wristfucker.

[sindri42]

Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.

[sindri42]

THIS IS STUPID

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.

[sindri42]

Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.

Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.

[sindri42]

My finest creation.

[hentairobot]

[celebrity-pharmacist]

IS THAT LAST ONE WHAT I THINK IT IS

[shatterstag]

OHHHH MYYY H GODDDD

[whomp-whomp-blog]

damn mama where’d u get those intergenerational traumas at yo????

[axocco]

Some redraws of scenes i really like ;v;

[gapgems-blog]

I have no idea what I was trying to accomplish here

[gapgems-blog]

Okay looking at the comments I’ll finish it.

[stevenquartz-moved-deactivated2]

this is my favourite picture of connie

[iguanamouth]

i have a shared balcony with my neighbors apartment and every day their cat crosses over to my side, walks into the house, rolls on the floor, and then leaves

[iguanamouth]

its been four months since cecil the cat and his owners moved out but just now an entirely different cat walked into my apartment and started climbing on the couch

whats happening

[cubedcoconut]

She’s a clinger

[loopy-lupe]

Bad Pearl and the Mystery Girl