I love you, I know

Hi, my name is Samantha, and I am born and raised in Western Canada, and I'm here to make your day a little bit brighter.

[laughingsquid]

A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk

[jumpingjacktrash]

fucking superb you funky little felon

[chestervelt]

when movie tries to make you sympathize with a cheating man

[bisexualtwilight]

Bella sends this to Edward after he tells her “don’t do anything reckless”

[sailurmars]

I did not wake up this morning and think I’d see a twilight post on my dash in 2018 but you know what Im not even mad

[justalittlelouislove]

I just saw a video of Britney Spears tearing apart a group of men who called her body guard the n word. He had to hold her back because her knee jerk reaction was to maul them like a mama bear on the loose. And then she walks away while holding a comforting hand on his back.

I’ll never not stan her. Catch me playing Lucky at my funeral bitch.

[mysharona1987]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[darkislovelyyyy]

This shit is still funny

[candiikismet]

Lmao what the hell!

[maesterroshi-deactivated2020041]

Lmfao fuck that’s me

[yafavblogger]

Why was he in jail?

[hi-imkingdavid]

[hallaisme247]

@illmaticraj right now

[booziebooz]

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

[quasmellito]

Facts

[ellsworthej]

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

[whatwhiteswillneverknow]

Just to put some context into this:

[queenstravelingdarling]

Let him go 😂😂😂😂😂

[legitimatelala]

The finger guns at the end just slay me 😂

[whitepeopletwitter]

A true nightmare

[beyonslayed]

me:

[akitron]

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

[jnacho]

[teamfreewilldcats]

[ottomantwerks]

Better get your kids vaccinated so they don't catch

these hands

[setheverman]

Dw🅰️yne “The 🆑ock” 🅱️ohnson

[ad-meliora-per-aspera-blog]

Do you accept constructive criticism OP?

[setheverman]

i absolutely do! :)

[jemnya-deactivated20181224]

It’s a good post :)

[setheverman]

thank you! :D

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[backtothe1990s]

Follow me on Spotify.

Follow the Back to the 90′s playlist.

[tinderventure]

My bio says “send me your best and shittest pickup lines but don’t tell me which one is which.”

[no-chill-at-all]

[restingbaeface]

i feel this in my soul

[meerkat-rhapsody]

simba: i ran away from home

timon: that’s so sad pumbaa play hakuna matata

[slothblog]

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

[girlsbackhome]

i’M CRyING

[mathsturbation]

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

[mathsturbation]

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

[aokiseiun]

i cant believe youre still human

[iamburdened]

I’m waiting

[bot-dad]

Hello waiting, I’m Dad!

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