This probably is not the reaction he was hoping for
This sounds pretty familiar, hmmm…
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This probably is not the reaction he was hoping for
This sounds pretty familiar, hmmm…
I just love how when the M&M metaphor first came out, people were agreeing with it and quoting it all over the place, sticking up for it even when people said how dumb it was to generalise men in that way. But now when Donald Trump uses it against people he doesn’t like, people are finally starting to see how stupid it is. Despite being told just how easy it is to spin that metaphor around for years. Y’all are slow af.
Can we just ban white people from using charcoal masks?
Fuck you for hating on decent exfoliation.
This must be satire 😂
A coalition of women’s groups including the National Organization for Women, the League of Women Voters, Breastfeeding Coalition, National Council of Jewish Women and UniteWomen FL will all rally in Tallahassee on Tuesday against Senate Bill 668, a family law measure awaiting Governor Rick Scott‘s signature. The new statute would give judges a formula to use in deciding alimony payments in Florida and, more controversially, would specify a premise that a minor child should spend about equal amounts of time with each parent.
im not even surprised. I wonder how many male suicides stem from being torn from their children without reason.
”It’s the patriarchy that causes custody disparities! Feminism will help!” as huge parts of their movement actively try to shut down reforms to custody and alimony.
^^^^^^ every time
Fuck feminism.
https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2016/0668/ByVersion
““Not only will alimony be affected by the proposed legislation, but also timesharing,” Quick said. “The bill is calling for a 50/50 timeshare split. This affects child support payments. More timesharing equals less payments. Regardless if the child is more bonded with one parent over another, or if one parent works longer hours, or if the parent has emotional or substance abuse issues — there will be an equal split. The kids should have a say in whom they want to live with. And that person should be able to afford their clothing, food and activities. We must ask ourselves ‘What is in the best interest of the child?’ “
If the time is not shared equally to begin with, of COURSE the child is going to bond with one parent more than the other!
Lone Thunderstorm on a Clear Day in Caribbean
So I thought the caption was going to be a joke because all I could see in the clouds was a pig singing to the heavens.
and also most of the time cops conveniently forget to turn their body cameras on
For the idiots who reblogged this… cruisers have additional electronics installed under the hood that melt if left on and in high heat. Raising the hood helps keep them from overheating and melting. They don’t do it to block the cameras.
Every time I think people are not that gullible I am surprised again. People really want to reach and stretch for the narrative that all law enforcement is corrupt and abusive huh. If hey were really trying to block their dash cameras why be so blatant about it? Why not just turn it off from inside the car…. not to mention turning your back on the vehicle you’ve pulled over to raise your hood is a huge officer safety issue.
This agency released a statement that having hoods raised was exactly because they were trying to avoid damage to the electronics from prolonged heat exposure.
You really shouldn’t get any information from this site without fact checking it. People on here have narratives to push and very little regard for the truth.
This site should be renamed to “Mental Gymnastics Galore”
Harambe's death broke hearts from Cincinnati Zoo all the way across the Pacific as far as China’s Xiangkhouang province.
Early on Tuesday morning, American undergraduates studying at the University of Kansas woke to news that any campus plans to immortalise gorillas in stone – set within a vibrant jungle floor motif – are in danger of being discarded. The reason for such an outrage? Masculinity personified.
According to the university’s assistant complex director Dale Morrow, such virility could have “triggering” consequences as students grapple with the visual connotations of one of man’s closest cousins. “Gorillas,” Dale wrote, “represent a very masculine image, and I feel that this would not be inclusive to all our residents on that floor.”
While other university officials were quick to distance themselves from Morrow’s calls for male-erasure – “he does not speak for us”, a tagline sharing many parallels with another silver-haired American primate – for many, his comments represent an unpleasant reminder of the censorious attitudes fast taking root in universities across the Western world.
*logs onto [social] media for first time in forever* Sees this *logs the fuck off again*
High Se things
Person: *Asks you to make a decision for the future* You: Get back to me later, I’ll think about it *Doesn’t think about it* Same person: *Asks you again later* You: Aw jeez man
Not being able to completely tune out the external environment when you’re relaxing but being comfortable and not annoyed by it at the same time
Enjoying Gym/P.E. even if you’re unathletic and suck at everything
When you’re in a group conversation with Ne-doms and they’re talking about the Irish potato famine or the financial situation of Germany or some shit and you’re patiently waiting for the topic to become something more relatable
*Attempts to throw something into a garbage can from a distance* *Misses* I HAVE BROUGHT DISHONOR UPON MYSELF AND MY ALLIES
Always noticing the slightest changes in someone’s appearance/behavior
Watching parkour/calisthenics/dance/(other physical skill) vids on YouTube and then actually trying that shit in real life
*Breaks a bone* nbd it’ll heal eventually *Gets a cut* whatevs *Almost vomits from intense physical activity* that was fun yo let’s do it again *Person asks you about your plans for the future and won’t leave you alone until you give them a concrete and detailed answer* I AM IN GREAT PAIN SOMEONE PLEASE END MY SUFFERING
Being an underachiever in school because you procrastinate almost everything and get really bored in classes that don’t stimulate your Se or Ti/Fi enough
*Says or does something on impulse* *Regrets it a few seconds later when it doesn’t have the anticipated effect*
Being stereotyped as being physically attractive but looking in the mirror and at pictures of yourself like “lol what attractive”
Really being more attractive irl than in pictures because your attractiveness comes from your comfort in your physical environment and confidence in experiencing and manipulating it
That moment when you notice someone glancing at you out of the corner of your eye, so you instinctively glance back at them and immediately feel awkward about it
This is all like 206% true and I Will Always reblog it, you hear me right
Took a mental age test from @psych2go at http://www.psych2go.net/whats-your-true-mental-age I’m actually 22 but it said my mental age is 36 which is kinda funny since I always thought it was 15? Maybe it’s because I’ve done some big thinking lately, who knows.
I’m 16 and it seems that my mental age is 48 haha.
Me: *does the test to prove this post wrong*
Me: *gets exactly the age the post says*
Your Mental Age Quiz
I‘m 16
According to your answers, you have a fresh mind of a teenager. You are still exploring this world, getting to know people and yourself. You often have troubles dealing with problems, even some minor ones, but luckily, your youthful spirit heals quickly. Your cognitive powers are getting stronger, so you can use this time for self-improvement. Having fun, learning, dealing with bittersweet troubles and making new memories is what’s most important in your current life stage. Enjoy your youth as much as you can!
Me: ok then.
I also got 16 😂
I can't decide if I'm an ESFP or an ESTP because I can't tell if I use Fi/Te or Ti/Fe! Can you make a post with their functions please?
ESFP vs. ESTP
Both of these type’s primary function is extroverted sensing, Se. This function is primarily concerned with what can be taken in through their five senses, looking at life to experience it and live in the moment. The Se users asks “What is right now and how can I experience it?”. They think in the moment, wanting to experience spontaneity and adventure. A lot of Se users enjoy sports, art, sensory experiences, crafting their appearances, driving fast, appreciating sex, and only learn by doing and working with their hands. They are more comfortable implementing plans or working with what is concrete than theorizing or planning in an abstract way. They prefer their facts to be clear and in front of them. They will notice changes in their environment and see that as a cue to act a certain way. They are generally spontaneous, adventurous, reckless, and think about what is going on in the present (instead of learning from the past or envisioning the future). They are thrill seekers, and look for what is novel and exciting in the environment around them.
The auxiliary function for ESTP’s is introverted thinking, Ti. ESTP’s prefer to perceive life, going along with the flow; however, when they are forced to make a decision they do so through this function. Introverted thinking seeks to understand the world of ideas, to make rational logic judgements in one’s mind. Ti seeks logic and understanding the world by taking the experiences and facts of the outer world and filtering them: is this logical? Does this make sense? How can I understand this? Once I have understood this, how can I classify it? It has a complicated internal framework of ideas and concepts that may or may not be utilized for outer plans. Ti is good at focusing on a single problem, figuring out what is wrong and then coming up with a plan to fix it. It constantly seeks understanding, taking ideas apart and playing with theories for the sole purpose of understanding them. When an ESTP turns inward, their Ti applies logic to a situation for them. They can identify logical flaws that their Se has observed in the world around them. They approach life through their Se, open to all experiences and seek life with a playful nature, and only after they have gained these experiences do they apply their logical Ti side.
The ESFP’s auxiliary function is introverted feeling, Fi. Introverted feeling is characterized by a deep, intense, private experience of emotions; private beliefs and values, and an unwavering allegiance to these ideas. They may come across as private, closed-off emotionally (not in the fact that they are unemotional, but reluctant to share their feelings), and hard to understand. They know what they value and want for their life, and feel happiest when they can follow these. They believe morality is something personal to each and every person, and they know their own sense of right and wrong. This means they are very interested in understanding themselves and cultivating a world of internal tastes, likes and dislikes, emotions, and beliefs. They deal with their emotions very independently and may see external expression of emotions as being unauthentic. They are independent and wish to understand themselves as an individual outside of society. They approach life from an emotional standpoint, so they are drawn to sympathizing and helping others, as well as finding modes of self-expression. They primarily approach the world in order to enjoy and experience it, and are less comfortable making internal judgements. However, when they do, ESFP’s use introverted feeling to do so. They will have an accurate picture of themselves, understanding how they feel and what they believe in. They believe morality is something personal to each and every person, and they know their own sense of right and wrong.
The ESTP’s tertiary function is extroverted feeling, Fe. Extroverted feeling is a function that seeks harmony, that makes social judgements based off what the group, or those around them value. They gauge the emotions and values of those around them, making them able to develop a connection with others. Their independent nature from their Se and Ti takes precedence over their desire to make those around them happy or conform to others’ behavior. However, they do have a desire to be socially validated and to receive support and affirmation from those around them. While they can value time by themselves more than other extroverted types, they still enjoy engaging with others in the public sector.
The ESFP’s tertiary function is extroverted thinking, Te. Extroverted thinking has to do with setting clear goals, working out organized ideas of what needs to be done, and enacting these plans into action. It likes the world around them to be organized. Te wants to collect facts from the outside world and sort through information and apply them in some practical manner. ESFP’s can understand flaws in the world around them, and want to understand what can actually be improved on. After they have generated a series of possibilities, sort through what is in line with their morals, they think about how to actually implement those ideas and which ones are even possible.
Both type’s inferior function is introverted intuition, Ni. This means, in general, ESFP’s are uncomfortable using this function. However, if they do utilize it, it may be in an unhealthy or overindulgent manner (for example, in times of stress or discord). In general, ESFP’s do not think of the future implications of their actions, instead choosing to live their lives in the moment. They may generally be bored with abstract, deep theories and symbols. However, they may also have a deep desire to be seen as profound (discussing various political and religious ideologies), force fit their life into a singular plan, etc. They may withdraw, becoming quiet and thoughtful, look towards the future with apprehension and fantasize about impending disasters, and interpret harmless comments or actions as personal slights against them.
Only solidified ESFP for me
Infp here, just gonna throw this out there;
Extroverts? They’re not stupid. They’re not shallow. They’re not annoying.
What defines an extrovert is the fact that they are energized by social interaction. By being with people.
And again, I’m an infp, I don’t experience this. But I do GET it. And I feel like more of us introverts should make an effort to.
We’re always telling extroverts to understand us better and treat us the way we want to be treated but shouldn’t we be willing to do the same for them?
They aren’t some form of lesser creature, they’re people. With emotions. And thoughts. Don’t trample extroverts’ feelings just because their needs are different from yours. That’s exactly what all we introverts have been asking - to have our needs respected.
If you need to recharge, do it. I lock myself away every now and then and put my headphones on and there’s only one person allowed inside my metaphysical bubble when I do that, because I’m recharging (she isn’t around physically at the moment but still). But let’s be honest guys, we don’t need recharging all the time. And somebody wanting your attention/time is not an attack, no matter if it feels like one. That means, probably, that they like you.
Extroverts aren’t vampires. They’re not bad. They’re not stupid.
The smartest person I know is an extrovert. She’s dynamic and talkative sometimes. She’s also quiet when it’s the time for it. She’s thoughtful and loving and kind.
Stop belittling extroverts.
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Tintin remembers what comes after 15.
FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR
This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.
If a woman wants dick on her period, you really have no choice but to give it to her. If she wants, she gets it.
Take away the period part and repeat this to yourself with the genders reversed. Tell me what that sounds like.
Tell ‘em.
This is terrible who tf is raising yall NO ONE IS ENTITLED TO SEX. PERIOD. MALE FEMALE OTHER TAKEN SINGLE STARIGHT GAY W.E YOUR FUCKING PREFERENCE YOU’RE NOT ENTITLED TO SHIT ON THIS EARTH ESPECIALLY NOT SEX
I said this and I got shit for weeks. That is a rapist ass mentality to have, doesn’t matter if she wants it
I have never seen more people that feel entitled to sex than I have seen on tumblr. The “feminists” sound like the stereotypical “nice guy” that bitches and complains when someone won’t go out with them, except these people blame it on “patriarchal beauty standards”, and not that, you know…they might just have a super terrible and obnoxious personality. Like, *I* don’t even like dealing with my OWN menstruation. I’m not going to put anyone ELSE through it. Just go rub one out and shut the fuck up. Jesus.
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@fiercefatfeminist Unfortunately, the only time domestic violence is taken seriously is when the talk is on female victims, so that actually would be the best time to include male victims. Men and women who support actual equality have actually tried on multiple occasions to assist male victims of domestic violence. Erin Pizzey tried opening a shelter for men since the governement only funded female shelters, and a man in Canada tried opening a male shelter for the same reason. Both ended up closed due to harrassment and lack of funding, the former from feminists. The male actually ended up committing suicide. Feminist influence actually made the whole issue worse when it backed feminist and proud misandrist Mary Koss’ deluth method, which assisted in keeping men who are victims of violence, specifically from female aggressors seriously. Due to her method, men who call the police on a female aggressor are more likely to be arrested themselves than have her arrested. This led to ilmale victims being jailed, and excessive evidence being needed for them to even begin to be considered victims, including but not limitedt to audio recordings, video recordings, and witnesses to the whole situation. Men and women who actually care about real equality have, on multiple occasion, attempted to hold separate talks on male victims and issues effecting men and boys. More often than not, they are heavily protested or even threatened with violence and bombings. Many colleges have even succumbed to feminist influence, only allowing talks of issues effecting men, if the main topic is feminism, and women are the main group being helped. So as you can see, perhaps you should be focusing more on the many issues men face that are being ignored, than getting mad that they try to bring up said issues in the only environments that people actually work to fix issues, those being talks on issues women face. -jackson.
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It’s a shame it’s being threatened by mass migration from outside of Europe, it’d be nice to keep Europe this way
You know the only reason continental Europe has established borders is to consolidate its hold on the wealth it stole from the rest of the world before international borders even existed, right?
Like dude we get it, you are a salty white supremacist, but could you at least take ownership of your heritage?
Please stop talking out your ass. I know you want to stay relevant but it's just awfully annoying.
Photographer Vincenzo Valerio has been exploring the borders of Europe since 2007. So far, he’s documented 16,500 miles of borders between 26 countries in order to show the world what peaceful, free, and open borders look like. Source
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@pax-britannica
It’s a shame it’s being threatened by mass migration from outside of Europe, it’d be nice to keep Europe this way
You know the only reason continental Europe has established borders is to consolidate its hold on the wealth it stole from the rest of the world before international borders even existed, right?
Like dude we get it, you are a salty white supremacist, but could you at least take ownership of your heritage?
Please stop talking out your ass. I know you want to stay relevant but it's just awfully annoying.
Ok so it’s the classic story of a young maiden wants a thing and a witch is like “promise me your first born child” and the maidens like “k” and that should be enough but no the witch keeps coming around like “yo where’s my first born child pls” and the maiden is like “bitch I don’t even have a boyfriend” and the witch keeps coming back and being like “how’s the bf search?” And just being generally annoying. then she just keeps coming round and hanging out and they fall in love and the first born child is already the witches and everyone lives happily ever after
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