swiss diplomacy

i’m like a chameleon - always a lizard

[apollos-boyfriend]

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

[kylieminvogue]

"LIAR LIAR" 1997, dir. Tom Shadyac

[bensonstabler]

But in a parallel universe, it will always be you & I.

[victoria-pedretti]

THE FATE OF OPHELIA 2025 — dir. Taylor Swift

[maryfitzroy]

I can’t believe taylor swift is getting engaged and releasing a new album instead of using her money and influence to end all wars, something which is within her power as a pop star

[dk-thrive]

Twilight. 73° F. 4:00 to 5:11 am. July 9, 2024. Cove Island Park, Stamford, CT. (@dkct25)

[notcapableofbeingtheguy]

Every time Walt lies, it’s like

[tanadrin]

Also the x ray picture of the Crab Pulsar taken by Chandra is wild.

Like yup, that’s a ghost of a dead star! That’s what it should look like.

[augustatheghost]

Law & Order: SVU 24x11 / “Especially Heinous: 272 Views of Law & Order SVU” by Carmen Maria Machado / Law & Order: Organized Crime 3x21

[imaginaryhat]

“She wanted so to be tranquil, to be someone who took walks in the late-afternoon sun, listening to the birds and crickets and feeling the whole world breathe. Instead, she lived in her head like a madwoman locked in a tower, hearing the wind howling through her hair and waiting for someone to come and rescue her from feeling things so deeply that her bones burned. She had plenty of evidence that she had a good life. She just couldn’t feel the life she had. It was as though she had cancer of the perspective.”

— Carrie Fisher, Postcards From the Edge (via damelola)

[matopoeia]

ten years of obergefell today

[noodleincident]

♥️🏳️‍🌈

[boyd-stevens]

THE OFFICE 4.13 — "Dinner Party"

[insomniac-arrest]

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

[28121997-deactivated20250923]

jd vance killed the pope

[flowerytale]

Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

[milfzatannaz]

having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

[milfzatannaz]

nevermind he’s extremely naughty and has terrorized multiple people this morning

[tropiyas]

the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine's day