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Hello, just here to say that I'm still very much heavily obsessed with a man that treats me like an absolute princess 🥰🥰
It's is me. I'm girls 🥲
I miss him 🥺
just one question, does he have a brother? lol. - fellow man hater.
He's got 2 and they're married 😅 I got the last one off the shelf
I got to see him again today. He came to my job for lunch 🥰🥰🥰 I swear, he comes around and my brain starts dripping out of my pussy, like my whole body gets sensitive to his presence 😫 idk what I'm holding out for, but I'm about to give everything up to this man, and I'm SICK 🤢
He sounds like a perfect match !!! He’s patient, kind, and sounds like a good listener. All in one man too?? What can get any better than that?! Where did u find that kind of man because I was just on Amazon and they have nothing compared to that 😭
Like I don't fantasize about him, I reminisce??? Like when I think of him, I think about our time together and not make up scenarios in my head and think about how he would be in that scenario.
I LOVE THIS FOR U 😭❤️ I think that’s so healthy too like ur just enjoying the moments you had with him and nothing else. Just focusing on the time y’all spent together THATS SO CUTE
I love this for me tooooooooooooo, nonny🥰🥰🥰
He's so great honestly and this whole thing kinda just happened??? Like I told my roommates that I think I'm accidentally dating someone, and then it kinda turned into officially dating all of the sudden and as much as I want labels and whatnot I'm kinda also really comfortable just dating someone. I think in the past I dove in too fast to be labeled as someone's girlfriend, but now I'm just taking it slow in that regard. Like I know it can't be like this forever, but it's at a time where I think it's okay to not have that talk yet 🥰
Wishing this kind of energy in a man for you nonny, everyone deserve this kind of feeling ✨️
Con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions😭 jkjk
That’s so freakin sweet the way he treats you and always making time for you 😩 and he plans everything??? OKAYYYYY what a win 🤌🏼
😂😂😂😂 so nice feel what it's like on the otherside 🤧 single life was nice and all, but I this is sooo much better. I'm 25 and my last like serious-ish relationship was when I was 22, and even that was a shit show (he was the only Taurus I've ever dated and I had never made a bigger mistake in my life)
That's what I'm sayinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Like plans everything, doesn't let me pay for shit, picks really nice places (which aren't even always expensive, like sometimes it's just a hole in the wall (he doesn't like chain restaurants)), makes sure I get home safe, asks me if I've eaten and feeds me when I say I haven't rather than just "you should eat" 🙄, is so patient and calm about things when I feel like I'm panicking, listens to me without giving me advice (like he'll let me vent but knows that I know how to fix the problem but I just wanna bitch about it), is so kind to waitstaff and service workers, has really healthy relationships with his friends and family (from what it seems), likes sports and whatever, but also likes creative writing and artsy fartsy stuff, he's just got this sweet, genuine thing about him, doesn't like to show off too much to impress me, is so easy going, and has great hygiene practices (so fucking important), hasn't pressured me for sex (I got something like a 90 rule ig), is really attentive but also like to talk about himself so it's not just me talking and him nodding, expresses his feelings well 🥰
ANDDDDDD he's the first guy that I haven't created this "perfected version" of him in my head. Like I don't fantasize about him, I reminisce??? Like when I think of him, I think about our time together and not make up scenarios in my head and think about how he would be in that scenario. I like the Canon version of him lol, there is no HC in my head like I usually do
Literal footage of me whenever he's talking
How I feel when I think of him (he thinks my bitmoji is super cute too 🥰)
Omg you came back to us with a mans??? Are u now a considered a FORMER man hater??
Hey hey hey now, lemme make one thing clear: ONCE A MAN HATER, ALWAYS A MAN HATER 📣📣😤😤😤
Now that that's out of the way, he's ALMOST my man 🙄 I refuse to be someone's girlfriend until I'm formally asked lol, but it also pretty new, so no rush, but it feels soooooo right ☺️
He's the sweetest man I've ever met, like to everyone, not just me. He's so thoughtful and considerate and funny and smart and creative and ambitious and adventurous and patient as all get out 🥰 its nice because I'm such a tight ass and he's just like dude chill everything is fine lol, AND being with him makes me feel like everything is fine 🥰
Did I mention he also plans everything??? Like I'm getting a full itinerary for our dates, and he's not cheap at allllll and a fantastic tipper lol. He plans everything and I just show up and I've never had that before because I'm such a neurotic control freak😅 if I say I wanna go somewhere he makes it happen AND THEN SOME ya know, like even if I mention VAGUE interest in something, he's sending me a full breakdown of how he's gonna make it happen in less than 3-5 business days😂. Like any time i have free time, he's taking me out on a date, whether it's something elaborate or even just a late night walk by the river before bed. And he MAKES time for me. I said I missed him the morning after we hung out for literally hourssss, and ole boy rearranged his day to squeeze me in for lunch (he's like the head honcho where he works, so that's a perk lol)
We have so many of the same interests it's crazyyyyyy. Like if he didnt have photo evidence of his interest in these things, I would have suspected him of miming or just saying that so he can relate to me (this is how my damaged brain works lol)
And he's such a sweet talker, but not like the overly flirty kind, but the sweet subtle kind that makes my heart flutter.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm DISGUSTED with how much I care about a MAN 🤢 🤮 bUt He'S DiFfeReNT (said every whipped bitch ever😅)
And he's so cuteeeee! Like the prettiest smile, softest and most kissable lips, and dimples, and it just makes his sweet personality all the more sweeter. AND the man goes to the gym and his arms and chest have me drooling, and having his arms wrapped around me literally makes me knees buckle. Like he's so attractive, I can't look at him while he talks or else ill get distracted 😅
He's also a Pisces which I've literally been subconsciously attracted go my whole life. Every man I've been with or crushed on just so happens to be a Pisces, it's just my type I guess lol I doubt he believes in that kind of stuff, but I found it as a sign lol
Anyways, the takeaway from this is to hate all men until one makes you rethink years of suppressed, violent, feminine rage and makes you think "maybe it's not ALL men" 🤔
Good morning to those who may care:
I'm in love, I'm obsessed, and I'm not even mad about it
RBF
Author's Note: My first fic for Urban 🥹 So excited to share it with you all! Also, RBF stands for Resting Bitch Face 😑
"You're not funny, Urban," you kept a blank expression on your face, not looking up from your phone. Anyone would think by your tone and demeanor that you were being serious, but Urban could see right past your exterior.
"You're right... I'm hilarious," he teased, his forefinger coming up to poke your cheek, making you swat him away from you.
Okay, but I've got a second fic for this in the works and it's 🥵🥵
Hope you’ve been taking care of yourself and getting that bag 🤑🤑 proud of you ❤️ I’m just so happy you’re back 😭 been re-reading your work and love it so much!!
Im still new to your blog so I’m sorry for the dumb question but is there a name we can call you by?
Getting that bag.... not so much 😅 but I'm getting there lol, it was a bit of a financial downgrade because it's a complete career shift, but ultimately it'll be better in the long run. Setting myself up for the future bag 🤑
Um, while I was away I got a message referring to me as "whore" and I'm assuming from the context it's because of my username??? But you can call me S lol
No one's ever asked to call me something, so I feel special lol 🥰
Anwayysssss how are you babes I missed you. Literally right when I followed your blog you went on hiatus 😩
Anywayyyyys
I'm doing alright! I recently started a new job in a new field and it's been kicking my ass 😪 I'm exhausted beyond belief but I'm really enjoying it!
I'll be trying to scrap some stuff together to put out for you guys soon!
They’re not wrong! It’s called No Place Like Home for a reason and it’s annual too so it’s expected to come every year but it’s kinda unfair to the rest of us who don’t want to travel to Kentucky. As long as he’s having fun with it I guess
Exactly. Idk if that anon thinks I'm stupid and need to be told all of the obvious information regarding celebs favoring their home state/city more than others lol
Now this is just me getting on my soap box, so not directed as a response to this ask lol
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Like it makes sense why NPLH is only in Kentucky and it's really not that big of a deal. I'm not rocking back and forth in the corner of my room having a mental breakdown regarding the fact that he's only doing 6 shows and their all in Kentucky 😂
Like idk when it became illegal to be upset about decisions made by other people that distantly affect me, and even shit that doesn't remotely affect me lol. He has a show, I can't go to said show, I'm upset. I feel like it's perfectly normal to be annoyed/upset with this lol. And it's not just Jack, it's literally any other celeb too. Yall don't think I be bent out of shape everytime Dreamville fest comes around and I can't go because I can't afford to be flying out and paying for a hotel room ON TOP of tickets?
This is not Jack specific entitlement lol
I, as the center of the universe, feel entitled to EVERYTHING that I want. I'm a certified hater lol, I hate when things aren't convenient for me. Doesn't mean I'm having a conniption about it. I'm coming ON MY BLOG to complain, and then going back to my regularly scheduled program where I forget this man exists entirely.
I SWEAR I barely care about not seeing him in Kentucky lol. I was upset for like 2 minutes when I heard the news, threw my lil "It's not fair" tantrum and moved on lol. Let me clarify for those that need it: This man, a complete stranger to me whom I do not know and who does not know me, could never make me miserable as he does some of yall on this app.
Yall take shit way too seriously on this app with feeling like you gotta throw your think piece in someone's inbox 🤣
I'm here to have fun and that's it, and it's those think piece in someone's inbox warriors that feel the need to explain to a stranger that this stranger that doesn't know who any single one of us are on this app, "doesn't owe you anything"... like it's not that deep lol, you're not saving Jack's feelings or whatever by invalidating fans who are disappointed that he's not touring. He doesn't owe anyone anything in the same way no one owes anyone anything in this world.
Like tbh, entitlement is even too strong a word to be using when it comes to me just wanting Jack to tour. It's not entitled. I'm a fan wanting an artist to tour the country and being disappointed when he doesn't. If we waterdown the meaning of entitled to you can't want a single thing in this life without it being called entitled we'll destroy the idea of living in a society which is built on expectation of giving and taking. We give this man money and support and in turn he gives us music and tours lol. Not entitlement, just business. Now if I was out here with pitchforks and petitions, then I would say it's entitlement lol, but not me expressing disappointment on a fucking Tumblr blog 😂😂
And to the people that are hellbent on explaining what No Place Like Home means... please shut up lol, nobody here is that dense that they can't understand why he would choose only Kentucky, his home, for this tour.
Anyways, I'm over this now. Get out my inbox with the whole Jack doesn't owe you anything, I know he doesn't, but it doesn't mean I'm not disappointed/upset/annoyed or whatever other feeling word can be used here
Are we getting anything soon from you i check your page almost everyday for some delicious smut
Ummmmmm 😅
I have to go digging in the archives. I have 2 works that were supposed to have been posted before my impromptu hiatus, but reading over them, I'm second-guessing them a little. I'm not gonna promise anything for this weekend, but I'll try to scrap something together for next week!
We knew he would do a No Place Like Home this year. Considering he toured at the end of 2021 and did a world tour in 2022, Jack earned his break this year. He doesn’t have to tour. Yeah it would be nice but I get why he wants to be home. This fandom has become ridiculous with thinking they are entitled to a full tour every year and full access to Jack. If fans knew how to act, we’d get more from him.
I mean it’s NPLH, why would it be outside of his home state? He is no different than other artist that do the same for the hometowns and states. Even Drake when he start the OVO fest. It was small and just kept growing but still never left the Toronto area. Why? Because it’s where he is from. Not everyone is going to be able to afford to go see Jack but that’s life. I got to go to NPLH last year but won’t be able to this year. But I’m not meaning and complaining and being miserable about it. He loves his state and that’s great that he gives them opportunities that wouldn’t happen otherwise in Kentucky.
This fandom just can’t be happy. So many people got run off from one account and their bullying and things just got worse. Just be happy for him. You are never going to get everything you want from Jack or any artist every year.
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I don't want to sound problematic but I was hoping his announcement would be a new song because I'm not from US but I'm also happy for the fans
That's not problematic, and even if it was, THIS would be the page to say something against the grain 😂
I won't even be in the states at that time, so even it was in my city I wouldn't be able to go lol, so yeah I agree lol. If he dropped a cute lil boppy bop to end the summer, I would have been happier 😌
But anyways, good for them getting to see their king
I love Jack and happy for anyone that gets to see him but it’s just not fair 😭💔 idk these past few months I’ve noticed he’s been focused on his fans who live in or around kentucky that’s it. He feeds them so much content but never the ones in the west coast. Like I know you hate LA and shit but let me see you perform a song or two 😭 he had such a good run when touring around Europe and visiting the west coast too….. literally all sold out shows. I’m just as upset as you are. There could’ve been brighter or bigger ideas than just 6 shows in Kentucky.
Yeah, I get it. I'm on the east coast and I'm probably closer to KY than you, but it's still not a cute little drive away. I would need to plan and pay for a bunch of shit to go see him. Like I said, I get it. It's his home state and whatnot, but like it's still annoying that they get all the good stuff