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it's too late I already bought a couple tiny notebooks I keep in my back pocket

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sometimes you just have to say things like laszlo cravensworth and suddenly you're not mad anymore

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man do i love posting to reddit I just really enjoy the community that finds itself there and that it fosters I especially love the very reasonably-critical responses they can provide to details mistook or begotten and I always love when I get the exact same correction reply every day that passes wow what a great website app

my next big thing I'm starting to do is providing a regular-speak translation at the end of my posts so that nothing is lost on the hive.

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sometimes I like to drink a whole water bottle in 10 seconds and then find out how long it takes for me to need to pee

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they call him Tom bc he's a tomcat

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how long until we get an underground rap video done entirely via an inventory check-in scanner camera?

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if elf stands for eyes lips face then MAC stands for mouth, ass, cheeks

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someone made soup in the work bathroom sink that doesn't work and it smells so bad

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Nintendo switch lite is so attractive dude like you don't need to worry about the controllers disconnecting or ejecting or anything, like this is just how you play your Nintendo games now. it takes away the option of choice and forces you to just do the thing the thing was thing how the thing how it was designed, just play the game.

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I'm so cold can a nice lady please rest her shaft down my arm for a while

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the "get your trans gf a prom dress and plow her in it because she missed out on that in high school" except it's just everyday guy shit for ftms

"take ur trans bf to your nearest army recruiter on his 18th bday bc he missed out on that"

"take him to the mall and past the Victoria's secret in front of his parents so he has to awkwardly avert his eyes"

"shave the middle top of his head so he knows what it's gonna be like when he's either 50 or 21 depending on genetics and if he wears hats or not"

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I cast 70% less buttercream

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big o tiddes

(this is my imitation of a southern gay man who lives in a quaint highly decorated mobile home with his domestic partner of 13 years)

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if you say dox-un instead of dash hound im gonna just assume you wipe after u pee

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whats this guys number

I feel like I just want like a couple rn

like what's this rate I'll tip real well

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oh ok cool a new thing