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down bad for all my new hyperfixations🙏🏻 yes I'm above 18 (won't specify for privacy) I reblog on my alt, sorry :(

[whorishly-devoted-2u]

(repost from my old account, @thatgoodolswitcharoo!)

Imagine

Being Rodrick's neighbour, and having a tree right in between your windows. Aka, a path to his, or your, room. Meaning you can sneak quickly into eachothers room, but also quickly leave as well.

And since you both kind of grew up together, nobody would grow suspicious of anything if you were suddenly in his room, just assuming the both of you were hanging out. You know, the whole childhood best friends trope.

Little do they know, that you both are doing very intimate stuff! At his house you'd be cuddling, sitting on eachothers laps and doing eachothers eyeliner, maybe even nail polish. Same at yours! Also him teaching you how to play the drums sometimes in the garage.

Of course, nobody would know you'd be sitting in his lap the whole time, his hands on yours -guiding you-, since the door's always locked.

But you're also teaching him about (your favourite hobby) in private!

But since you've known eachother for soooo long, they'd assume it's just the want of teenage privacy.

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reblogs and/or likes are very much appreciated!

[fanofrandomawesomeness]

Doesn't he live in the basement?

[whorishly-devoted-2u]

in the books, yeah. but in the movies the house they filmed in didn't have a basement, so they filmed in the attic instead!

[whorishly-devoted-2u]

(repost from my old account, @thatgoodolswitcharoo!)

Imagine

Being Rodrick's neighbour, and having a tree right in between your windows. Aka, a path to his, or your, room. Meaning you can sneak quickly into eachothers room, but also quickly leave as well.

And since you both kind of grew up together, nobody would grow suspicious of anything if you were suddenly in his room, just assuming the both of you were hanging out. You know, the whole childhood best friends trope.

Little do they know, that you both are doing very intimate stuff! At his house you'd be cuddling, sitting on eachothers laps and doing eachothers eyeliner, maybe even nail polish. Same at yours! Also him teaching you how to play the drums sometimes in the garage.

Of course, nobody would know you'd be sitting in his lap the whole time, his hands on yours -guiding you-, since the door's always locked.

But you're also teaching him about (your favourite hobby) in private!

But since you've known eachother for soooo long, they'd assume it's just the want of teenage privacy.

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reblogs and/or likes are very much appreciated!

[whorishly-devoted-2u]

(repost from my old account, @thatgoodolswitcharoo!)

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the walten files headcanons

(yes these are in a "them all being alive and well" AU because my heart can't handle reality)

Also, slight spoilers ahead?

Jack always gets flustered whenever Rosemary shows him affection. She could just give him a kiss on the cheek and he'd bury his head in one of his hand. It doesn't matter how long they've been married for- it's not gonna change.

Rosemary always hums/sings while she cooks and it always sounds beautiful.

Sophie would stay up all night just to help Edd and Molly at school.

The whole Walten family has had/will have braces at one point in their lives, which results in Felix calling them the braces family. E.g.: "Hello, my name is Felix Kranken and this is my partner Jack Braces-" and then he gets a smack on the head.

Felix and Jack have kissed more than once (in secret) in their college days and have never told anyone. You can't change my mind.

Sophie outed herself and explained she was dating Jenny to Jack and Rosemary (with Jenny being there to support her through it). First came Rosemary, and she was supportive from the start! Then came Jack. The only things said were "is she good to you?" "very." "then welcome to the family, kid. :)". A lot of happiness tears were shared by the girls, and Jack was silently overjoyed.

But don't get me wrong, Jack is still protective over Sophie. He pops in every now and again to check on them. He's also the "break my kid's heart and I'll break yours in some way" type of guy.

At least that was what he was like at first. But after he learnt that her parents weren't as supportive as he and Rosemary were, he took her in with open arms.

Rosemary actively tries to help Felix through his alcoholism. And whenever he makes progress, she lets everyone know. And she also makes it well known how damn proud of him she is!

Jack and Rosemary would be that old couple who adopts anybody. But not on the stereotypical way. Well, kind of, but only with Rosemary. She'd be that nice lady that bakes you cookies/pie every time you come over, whereas Jack would be the wise man giving you life advice. Those vibes. Ykwim?

Edd loves ice-skating and tries to teach Molly even though she lowkey sucks at it. she's trying!!

While these two goofballs are doing that, Sophie's watching them from the sidelines sharing a hot cocoa with her girlfriend :)

Edd and Molly refer to Jenny as a big sister. change my mind I dare u

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I was gonna add Linda, but my brain decided to stop working :(

reblogs and/or likes are very much appreciated!

[whorishly-devoted-2u]

Building layout from "Bon's Burgers Commercial (1970s)"

[cock-holliday]

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

[whorishly-devoted-2u]

The only times where it's okay to change them is

A. If you're singing about/to a specific person (crush, significant other, best friend, etc.)

OR

B. To make it gayer

[whorishly-devoted-2u]

okay but if I were to write a multiverse/crossover genshin SAGAU would anyone read it? like I honestly have no idea what I'd cross it over with, but it'd definitely have a lot of shenanigans. Maybe an otome game, like Obey Me! or maybe something that sounds a bit silly, like undertale/deltarune. I really need ideas first

[whorishly-devoted-2u]

Audrey with little Bendy: big sister

Audrey with the Ink Demon: little sister

[nervousgardenerkid]

hear me out on my prophecies besties,,,what if i made a robin angst,,,,where she's in love with the reader and has been for YEARS but the reader is dating steve👀 i saw a tiktok edit and my mind is just FLOODED with the idea and the angst

[whorishly-devoted-2u]

OH MY GOD LET ME ADD TO THIS (in a messy and quick way, also not proofread)

so, you and Robin were/are best friends during the whole fic.

she started crushing on you during middle school. So, skip forward to when she's besties with Steve (but where she hasn't come out to him yet), and he tells her he has a crush on you. Her, not wanting to be 'selfish', tells him to go for it.

Skip forward to his graduation day and after the ceremony, he finally works up the guts to ask you out. You say yes (duh). Afterwards, you meet up with Robin and you can see the light drain from her eyes as you both tell her the news.

That night Robin ends up scolding herself for ever having fallen in love with you, starting to resent herself for her just honestly being human. She slowly starts to avoid settings where both Steve and you are, but it's pretty hard because you're both her friends, and as a result neither of you see her as much. She starts to busy herself, using it as an excuse not to see you two.

Finally, you, not being as oblivious as Steve, decide to confront Robin about it outside her workplace (after her -closing- shift). She tries to get out of it but you keep stepping in her way. At last, she spills the beans. Shocked silence ensues.

But PLOTTWIST, you used to be in love with her as well. You just thought Robin would never accept you, because yk, era typical homophobia?

So you tell her. And even more shock ensues.

Now you're both a bit devastated, because you could've been together all this time. But now you can't. Not only are you taken, but you're taken by Robin's other best friend.

star-crossed lovers, amirite?

it's up to whoever reads my rambling to imagine how it ends fbfjdb

[nervousgardenerkid]

YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS OMG??? WOULD YOU MIND IF I WROTE THIS ILL CREDIT YOU AND EVERYTHING

[whorishly-devoted-2u]

OF COURSE!! GO AHEAD I'D BE HONORED- I LOVE YOUR WORKS JCBCNCBD

[nervousgardenerkid]

hear me out on my prophecies besties,,,what if i made a robin angst,,,,where she's in love with the reader and has been for YEARS but the reader is dating steve👀 i saw a tiktok edit and my mind is just FLOODED with the idea and the angst

[whorishly-devoted-2u]

OH MY GOD LET ME ADD TO THIS (in a messy and quick way, also not proofread)

so, you and Robin were/are best friends during the whole fic.

she started crushing on you during middle school. So, skip forward to when she's besties with Steve (but where she hasn't come out to him yet), and he tells her he has a crush on you. Her, not wanting to be 'selfish', tells him to go for it.

Skip forward to his graduation day and after the ceremony, he finally works up the guts to ask you out. You say yes (duh). Afterwards, you meet up with Robin and you can see the light drain from her eyes as you both tell her the news.

That night Robin ends up scolding herself for ever having fallen in love with you, starting to resent herself for her just honestly being human. She slowly starts to avoid settings where both Steve and you are, but it's pretty hard because you're both her friends, and as a result neither of you see her as much. She starts to busy herself, using it as an excuse not to see you two.

Finally, you, not being as oblivious as Steve, decide to confront Robin about it outside her workplace (after her -closing- shift). She tries to get out of it but you keep stepping in her way. At last, she spills the beans. Shocked silence ensues.

But PLOTTWIST, you used to be in love with her as well. You just thought Robin would never accept you, because yk, era typical homophobia?

So you tell her. And even more shock ensues.

Now you're both a bit devastated, because you could've been together all this time. But now you can't. Not only are you taken, but you're taken by Robin's other best friend.

star-crossed lovers, amirite?

it's up to whoever reads my rambling to imagine how it ends fbfjdb