Hey Mom, look at me I'm on tumblr!

[thebootydiaries]

person taking the picture: smile! :)

my dad: 👁_👁

[thebootydiaries]

me:

Snapchat filters: so your nostrils are eyes huh? you idiot. sure would be funny if we put some eyelashes on them right? stupid. big ass nose holes lmfao. u breathe thru those things ? moron. Die

[orteil42]

what if we meet intelligent alien life out there but the novelty eventually wears off and we’re back to “i wonder if we’re alone in the universe or if there’s more than just humans and galorphasians”

[draculasdaughter]

“invest in your future” “build your career” “make professional connections” “grind” 🤢

[mapsontheweb]

How close do their borders come to?

[changeling-ash]

Hmmm…Seems like they touch.

hmm??

…you have to be kidding me.

…..

…Wow….

[metrickulous]

[mx-t4t0]

yep it checks out

[eyezehuhh]

Yekaterina Lisina 👀💦

[prince-luffy]

The face of a changed man:

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[sylvilagus]

she’s 6'9" and wearing platforms in every photo and what a power move

[sexycraisinthanos]

#IS . IS THE SECOND PHOTO EDITED OR ARE THE PEOPLE JUST LIKE 4’2 WHAT THE FUCK THAT LOOKS FAKE

She literally just looks like that

And she has matching friends

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

[angelsarelistening]

very important add on: she has a lady dimitrescu cosplay instagram

[unclefather]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huh

[powerfulwizard]

When I first read this I was like hah cool he used the name from the random guy on twitt-oh fuck oh no

[turtle-noise]

This took me an embarrassingly long time to get, I had to go to Twitter before it clicked and

[administrates-blog]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 10 years

Me: 

[k-eke]

Eat your veggies or else ….

[vedurnan-archive]

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

2025 bullies be like "gimme your Lunchcoin or I'll unsub from your dad's onlyfans"

[weavemama]

my mood for the rest of the year

[xaocchaos]

every year tbh

[weavemama]

my mood for the rest of the year

[xaocchaos]

every year tbh

[teravidi]

[nyadachi-blog]

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

[ruthwilson]

[ambulavi]