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She’s three, actually. Her mom said she’s turning four in a month or so, though. I think I know what to get her for her birthday now. So, her tantrum kinda saved my life. God bless, Lelani.
So you're going to give her chocolate milk for her birthday, then? Lelani is a pretty name, though let's just hope she does great things in the future.
Thanks for the amazing help.
You're welcome, anytime.
So — today, during class, one of the girls decided it’d be a great idea to throw a fit, after letting them have a little break to get water, and change their shoes, because there wasn’t any chocolate milk there, and there was only water to drink. I still can’t decide whether that was adorable, or actually horrifying.
If she's older than four then it was horrifying, if she's older than she's going to be real brat growing up, wow.
But the time has gone, love.
Well, that's all I got.
Fucked her in the bathroom of the club.
Hit and run, or? If I would ask a girl to just fuck me in the bathroom of some dirty ass club, I'd get smacked in the face.
It’s a little late for that! My body kind of did the coffee thing for me.
I meant like a jumpstart for the day..
That’s what I’ve been saying! My manager’s a bitch though — she found out I slept with her niece and has hated me ever since.
Oh man, that sucks. How'd she found out, though?
How would that help me at all?
I don't know, you'd wake up?
You know you’re getting old when the worst that happened to you all day was forgetting your coffee in the morning.
Why don't you just drink it now?
Some random guy recognized me on the street and offered me some of his vodka today. I mean, obviously I didn’t accept it because he was covered in dirt and grime and all — also, there was some brown stuff on his hands that kinda looked like his feces — but I feel like the power it took me to deny the free alcohol deserves an award.
You’ve been workin’ there for so long, shouldn’t they’ve already promoted you to like, serving alcohol to a little more fancy alcoholics?