God's least favorite faggot

[escuerzoresucitado]

[n0k0]

:3

[buddwyer]

fucked up in the club being torn apart by stray dogs

[fishgummy]

"you don't know [insert popular tiktok trend]? you must live under a rock" Well i do. for your information i actually live in a thriving soil ecosystem complete with damp moss and various insects including pill bugs, beetles, and ants

[brawltogethernow]

At least half of all posts where people comment "this website's userbase is aging" have me going like. Actually I definitely had a favorite stove burner by the time I was eight at the absolute latest. Not sure how you avoided that aspect of the human experience. Did you grow up with a butler or something.

[weepingwidar]

Else Bostelmann (German-American, 1882-1961) - Saber-Toothed Viperfish Approaching Shrimp (1930s)

[natalieironside]

People come to me for my incisive and controversial opinions, such as "the government is bad" and "reading is fun"

[flagellant]

Natalie what is your most banal and incontrovertible opinion

[natalieironside]

Dueling should make a comeback

[osprey-grace]

It’s him….

It’s Shrimp who fries the rice…

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I know “slut/slutet” just means “end” in swedish but I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to compose myself looking at these images

[willyoufckinglookatthat]

[csevet-aisava]

what happened to tumblr's boyfriend? i never see boyfriend posts anymore. sorry man we made too many jokes about your boyfriend. yeah he was a really popular joke format for a while and then he fell out of fashion. sorry man.

[thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie]

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

[thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie]

[misshoneywheeler]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[dr4isaitl]

his complete lack of swag, mildly gay behavior, and bad posture have captivated me

[zyzoda]

the first caveman to make a friend must have been so happy

[zyzoda]

the first caveman to become a woman must have been so happy

[unseelie]

resting kubrick face

[anarttemis]

[fbdirectory]

[mcmactictac]

my favourite type of fan fictions are like. Slightly canon divergent. Like everything is the same but we fix this one annoying detail you can’t stand and let it butterfly effect the whole story.