The real world's not for me

I am a boy who prefers fictional worlds to the real one.

[sarahjaycosplay-deactivated2016]

mystified and amazed at this awesome cosplay from portcon 2014!

Recognized the cosplayer? Message me and Ill tag them right away!

[nanabobo567]

This is a bucket.

[the-minecraft-funnies]

breaking news

[creepypasta-resorce]

homestucks flip there shit

[thelonemonk]

Yeah, tag your fucking porn

[vampucci]

i have a bad habit of turning all of my doodles into paintings

[thelonemonk]

Bad habit?

[vampucci]

i have a bad habit of turning all of my doodles into paintings

[thelonemonk]

Bad habit?

[imgfave]

[libraford]

  DO. NOT. DO. THIS.

Seriously, do not do this. In no manner of speaking should you do this.

That is a photo of a glow stick in a Mountain Dew bottle.

Baking soda and peroxide creates a corrosive, and adding it to a carbonated drink will cause it to explode. It eats through solid concrete.

DO NOT DO THIS.

[ishouldbeallowedtothink]

left out all the annoying happy responses to give you this PSA

[mountaindewftw]

I might reblog this everyday for a month if it kills this horrible circulating image.

[thelonemonk]

Telemarketer: Hello did you press one to-

Me: Let me tell you about Homestuck!

Telemarketer: Aw hell no

Telemarketer: *hangs up*

[wizardingweb]

AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.

Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11. Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do. Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself. Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy. Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had. Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert. Harry fiercely defending werewolves. And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.

[lovebeeshugtrees-moved-deactiva]

#can u imagine sirius sending all his letters as howlers#’HELLO HARRY WE MISS YOU A LOT YOU ANNOYING BRAT#THERE’S THIS WEIRD SISTERS CONCERT DURING WINTER BREAK AND WE’VE BOUGHT YOU A TICKET NO OBJECTIONS#LOTS OF LOVE FROM YOUR FAVOURITE GODFATHER#AND I GUESS FROM REMUS TOO’ (via amnesiacbutterfly)

[thelonemonk]

When Tavros died I was all like, “omg this is to much I can’t handle this.” Little did I know.

[stephenhawqueen]

today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then i asked why women who were unfertile and therefore couldnt have children could get married and she was like “uhhh” and i dont knOW WHAT CAME OVER ME BUT I LITERALLY YELLED “SWERVE” AT HER AND I GOT IN TROUBLE

[giriboysgirigirl]

drowning in my tEARS

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

"2-METER CLASS TITANS INCOMING"

"eren that’s a human"

"SHIT THEY’RE EVERYWHERE"

"eren those are people. those are human people"

[largepeachicedtea]

“ONE METER CLASS HEADED THIS WAY”

"eren that’s corporal levi"

[draculainspo]

[dersedreamer]

striders omg

[thelonemonk]

My brother just said, "Homestuck's art is so crappy, it looks like it was made in Microsoft paint." And I just

[thelonemonk]

SWEET LORD JEGUS SOME RANDOM PHONE JUST WENT OFF IN MY HOUSE I THINK THERE IS AN INTRUDER.

[thelonemonk]

Apparently my brother has someone called a "friend" over??

[thelonemonk]

SWEET LORD JEGUS SOME RANDOM PHONE JUST WENT OFF IN MY HOUSE I THINK THERE IS AN INTRUDER.

[kcotone]

"How do you know all the planets in the solar sistem?"

"How do you know the seven deadly sins?"

"How do you know all the zodiac signs?"

"How do you know so much about history?"

[prxntiss]

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN SPIDERMAN CLIMBS A BUILDING

[bananaweetabix]

idk what?

[prxntiss]

PETER PARKOUR

[thelonemonk]

NO, NOT PUNNY.

[minawrotethis-deactivated201405]

This is society for everything, if you are considered “conventionally attractive” than whatever you do it’s appealing. However if you are considered to be less attractive than whatever you do it’s wrong. 

[samrambles95-deactivated2023032]

This deserves so many notes. I have heard all of the black quotes behind my back. It’s really demoralizing.

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

I think it’s important to highlight tho if you get the kind of comments in the red text, the second you step out of line in Straight Cis Boy of the minute’s mind, you stop being cute nerd girl and start being SLUTTY FUCKING BITCH WHORE SLUT BITCH

The way men dismiss women who arent considered conventionally attractive is foul, but being the Red Text Girl is not fun. It’s not better or worse than being dismissed, it’s just sexism in a different shape.

Sure it looks nicer on the surface, but the second he finds out you play the wrong video games you’re a fake slut who talks about gaming for attention, the second he talks to you and you’re too shy to reply you’re a stuck up bitch who thinks she’s too good for him, the second it turns out you just sat behind him in class because… well, that’s where the empty seat was? You’re a tease. You probably only went to that convention so you could slut it up in your cosplay. You only topped your class because the teacher wants to fuck you. 

Everything you do being appealing when you’re cute is only appealing to the point someone realises you’re an actual person not a shallow Manic Pixie Dream Girl Fantasy.

Being dismissed is shitty and disgusting, but Legit can we not make “Conventionally Attractive” women the enemy but the entire patriarchal system that says it’s okay to treat any woman like this.