lorelai hargreeves @whxre4hange - Tumblr Blog

five hargreeves moments i think about too much

"NO TWINE, NO BIRTH MOTHER"

that time he called lila and diego 'sentient std's'

“I don't think I'm better than you. I know I'm better than you."

"think batman...then aim lower."

"It's an extra kinky kind of black hole."

"the next person who says dickhead will get a punch in the throat" *everyone proceeds to say dickhead*

"that's one badass stapler"

"IM THE DADDY HERE"

"What a disturbing glimpse into that thing you call a brain."

"ITS ÖGA FOR ÖGA YOU IDIOTS"

"GIANT BALL OF TWINE!! THATS ONE OF THE BEST ONES :DDDD"

“I’d ask what you’re doing Klaus, but then it occurred to me that I don’t care”

#five hargreeves #five hargreaves x you #the u #the umbrella academy #tua #tua season 4 #tua five #lila pitts #number five #tua fanart #tua s4 #klaus hargreeves #aidan gallagher #five hargreaves x reader

cluelessjellyfish

The devils of Paradis

universe please give me a sign to break no contact

how to marry a tatted bass player no borax no glue

#please

rip five hargreeves, u wouldve loved "apocalypse" by cigarettes after sex

#five hargreaves x reader #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #tua s4 #the umbrella academy #luther hargreeves #tua #lila pitts #tua five

some beautiful stills i took at the cigarettes after sex concert i went to last week :)

was honest to god the best night of my life- lowk fell in love w the bassist bc im awesome like that (greg gonzalez, christian calaya and jacob tomsky- I love you.)

#cigarettes after sex #cas concert #greg gonzalez #live music

klausneedsthearapy

Rawr

the doomed lovers of the umbrella academy

'the world ended when it happened to me.'

just some edits i made :) feel free to repost but pls credit me @bellafaerie on instagram and @whxre4hange on tumblr i am not a fivexlila shipper, the only couple i like here is diego & lila. but the more i think abt it the sadder i get bc poor five never got to experience love nad DIEGO do not get me started on how bad s4 wrecked diego. also had a little giggle about the last one HAHA COS THE WORLD DID END WHEN IT HAPPENED TO VANYA. GEDDIT? PLS LAUGH. anyways enjoy - lyrics are from 'we hug now' by the gorgeous sydney rose :> dm me / message me if u want me to make any more or have any requests :)

#five hargreaves x reader #klaus hargreeves #tua s4 #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #lila pitts #luther hargreeves #tua #tua five #five hargreaves x you #five hargreeves x reader #five x lila #viktor hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #umbrella acedmy #umbrella.gifs

fivesdelicatessen

good afternoon tua tumblr. one of these days i will finish one of the 4 fics i am writing, but today is not that day

grandkhan221b

*trips over and more tua art spills on the floor* ahem ooops haha I can't stop

Also since some of you seemed to love how I managed to capture Five's likeness, here are some sketches of me trying to figure out how to draw him for two months (I say "some" because, embarassingly, there are a lot more) :

random things i've said/heard that remind me of five hargreeves

"you want a muffin?" [to a crying girl, who nods] "i can't make muffins"

"if you ever had one working braincell it would die of loneliness. think on that."

“my heart hurts so bad” “go take some panadol”

“it’s not a kink, i just want to die”

[watching someone trip] “could’ve been worse. couldn't have been me. i would’ve been faster, though.”

“no, i’m not actually upset. just mildly disappointed in your existence.”

“like, i’m not crying, but if i were, it’d be because of how stupid everyone is.”

"i’m not ignoring you. i’m just pretending you don’t exist. makes life much easier."

"at least ur consistent in ur incompetence"

"i wonder how different you'd be if your parents actually loved you."

“i’ll pretend I care, but only if it’s for like, five seconds and it’s a really good cause.”

[cooking someone dinner] "hey if i gave you food poisoning and u died would u be mad? be honest."

“i don’t need a job. i need a nap and 10 martinis."

#five hargreaves x reader #klaus hargreeves #tua s4 #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #lila pitts #luther hargreeves #tua #tua headcanons #tua five #allison hargreeves #number five #ben hargreeves

just met my younger self for matcha <3 i ran over her boyfriend while she was in the bathroom

jadedgravity

Umbrella Academy text post Pt. 2

laurrelise

when five mentions that the other mannequins are delores’ friends it’s funny because it implies that he also saw them as people. do you think at some point or another delores and five had guests for dinner. and it’s just one teenager and 3 mannequins around a table in the middle of the apocalypse.

i want to laugh but i might actually just cry