★ I Wonder How Whatsername Has Been ★

★ RP/ask blog for Whatsername. Est. Jul 7 2018 ★ Icon by ol-whatsername!!

[itsokaymydeerest]

[riotgirlstylenow]

Kathleen Hanna (The punk singer video stills)

· via little-trouble-grrrl

[whxtsernxmee]

hey, @askstjimmy come over! i have two little friends who want to meet you!

[askstjimmy]

really? i’ll be over soon..

[whxtsernxmee]

okay! lmk when youre here!

[askstjimmy]

i’m here. please let me in i’m about to fall asleep standing up

[whxtsernxmee]

*opens the door* what the fuck jimmy did you sleep, like, at all?

[whxtsernxmee]

hey, @askstjimmy come over! i have two little friends who want to meet you!

[askstjimmy]

really? i’ll be over soon..

[whxtsernxmee]

okay! lmk when youre here!

[whxtsernxmee]

hey, @askstjimmy come over! i have two little friends who want to meet you!

[girls-with-the-most-cake]

Hello you two! Doing alright? (Arthur)

Mary: 

Arthur! We missed you!Jane: 

Ohmigosh Arthur! How have you been???

[askarthur]

I’ve been good! I’ve been living with someone who’s really nice and I’ve made a few new friends!

[girls-with-the-most-cake]

Mary: new friends?  Jane: oooh!!! do we get to meet them??

[askarthur]

Sure, I hope! They’ve all been very nice to me, I’m sure they’ll like you two to!

[girls-with-the-most-cake]

Jane: oh! do they have tumblrs? can we talk to them?

[askarthur]

Yeah, they’re @askstjimmy and @whxtsernxmee!

[whxtsernxmee]

oh, hello there! arthur, who are these cuties?

[askarthur]

@whxtsernxmee what are we gonna do about the guy in our house?

I don’t think he wants to hurt us, and he’s a little scared of me…

I think all he wanted was food…

But he’s still in our kitchen and his head keeps falling off so I tied it to his neck with a ribbon…

[whxtsernxmee]

well…we could feed him and house him if you trust him, but ill keep my eye on him…

[askarthur]

I will too… for now, can I set up the pullout couch for him? He looks tired…

[whxtsernxmee]

sure, do you need help?

[askarthur]

Definitely! I would love some help!

[whxtsernxmee]

Okay!  *she helps arthur with the couch* okay, now what, where is he?

[askarthur]

@whxtsernxmee what are we gonna do about the guy in our house?

I don’t think he wants to hurt us, and he’s a little scared of me…

I think all he wanted was food…

But he’s still in our kitchen and his head keeps falling off so I tied it to his neck with a ribbon…

[whxtsernxmee]

well…we could feed him and house him if you trust him, but ill keep my eye on him…

[askarthur]

I will too… for now, can I set up the pullout couch for him? He looks tired…

[whxtsernxmee]

sure, do you need help?

[askarthur]

@whxtsernxmee what are we gonna do about the guy in our house?

I don’t think he wants to hurt us, and he’s a little scared of me…

I think all he wanted was food…

But he’s still in our kitchen and his head keeps falling off so I tied it to his neck with a ribbon…

[whxtsernxmee]

well...we could feed him and house him if you trust him, but ill keep my eye on him...

[askarthur]

@whxtsernxmee

I’m hiding in the closet

I heard a crash noise from the kitchen

I think someone just broke in

[whxtsernxmee]

holy shit dude are you okay? uhh, im about ten blocks away, ill be right there! 

[askarthur]

please get here fast he’s in the kitchen I hear more crashing

[whxtsernxmee]

im almost there!  *She sprints the rest of the way there and practically kicks the door in* Alright, who the fuck is there??

[askarthur]

*there’s a man in the kitchen going through the refrigerator, throwing things onto the ground and shoving things off the shelf. He has pale gray skin and glowing orange eyes. A section of his cheek has been ripped off, exposing his teeth. He doesn’t even notice she’s there.*

[whxtsernxmee]

Well fuck you too, dude…

*she was shocked, but she didnt really care about her apartment, she cared about Arthur. she began scrambling to find him* Arthur?? Arthur, where are you?!

[askarthur]

*he hears Whatsername and pounds on the closet door, he’s too scared to make too much noise or call out because of the guy in their apartment.*

*speaking of the guy, he found a package of raw, uncooked chicken and started eating it.*

[whxtsernxmee]

*Whatsername opened the closet door and helped Arthur out* Its okay, i wont let…it hurt you. do you wanna go to Skele’s while i deal with this? I’m sure he wont mind if we borrow his apartment….

[askarthur]

*he nods and tries to get to the door, but the guy in their kitchen turns around and spots him. Surprisingly enough, instead of lunging after him, the guy looks scared, even backing up into a wall. Arthur looks confused.*

[whxtsernxmee]

*she raised an eyebrow and frowned*  Uhm, who are you? 

[askarthur]

*the guy scoots closer to the wall. He’s shaking. He’s clearly scared of Arthur.*

[whxtsernxmee]

Hey! Dont be afraid of Arthur! IM the one you should be afraid of!!

[askarthur]

@whxtsernxmee

I’m hiding in the closet

I heard a crash noise from the kitchen

I think someone just broke in

[whxtsernxmee]

holy shit dude are you okay? uhh, im about ten blocks away, ill be right there! 

[askarthur]

please get here fast he’s in the kitchen I hear more crashing

[whxtsernxmee]

im almost there!  *She sprints the rest of the way there and practically kicks the door in* Alright, who the fuck is there??

[askarthur]

*there’s a man in the kitchen going through the refrigerator, throwing things onto the ground and shoving things off the shelf. He has pale gray skin and glowing orange eyes. A section of his cheek has been ripped off, exposing his teeth. He doesn’t even notice she’s there.*

[whxtsernxmee]

Well fuck you too, dude…

*she was shocked, but she didnt really care about her apartment, she cared about Arthur. she began scrambling to find him* Arthur?? Arthur, where are you?!

[askarthur]

*he hears Whatsername and pounds on the closet door, he’s too scared to make too much noise or call out because of the guy in their apartment.*

*speaking of the guy, he found a package of raw, uncooked chicken and started eating it.*

[whxtsernxmee]

*Whatsername opened the closet door and helped Arthur out* Its okay, i wont let…it hurt you. do you wanna go to Skele’s while i deal with this? I’m sure he wont mind if we borrow his apartment….

[askarthur]

*he nods and tries to get to the door, but the guy in their kitchen turns around and spots him. Surprisingly enough, instead of lunging after him, the guy looks scared, even backing up into a wall. Arthur looks confused.*

[whxtsernxmee]

*she raised an eyebrow and frowned*  Uhm, who are you? 

[askarthur]

@whxtsernxmee

I’m hiding in the closet

I heard a crash noise from the kitchen

I think someone just broke in

[whxtsernxmee]

holy shit dude are you okay? uhh, im about ten blocks away, ill be right there! 

[askarthur]

please get here fast he’s in the kitchen I hear more crashing

[whxtsernxmee]

im almost there!  *She sprints the rest of the way there and practically kicks the door in* Alright, who the fuck is there??

[askarthur]

*there’s a man in the kitchen going through the refrigerator, throwing things onto the ground and shoving things off the shelf. He has pale gray skin and glowing orange eyes. A section of his cheek has been ripped off, exposing his teeth. He doesn’t even notice she’s there.*

[whxtsernxmee]

Well fuck you too, dude…

*she was shocked, but she didnt really care about her apartment, she cared about Arthur. she began scrambling to find him* Arthur?? Arthur, where are you?!

[askarthur]

*he hears Whatsername and pounds on the closet door, he’s too scared to make too much noise or call out because of the guy in their apartment.*

*speaking of the guy, he found a package of raw, uncooked chicken and started eating it.*

[whxtsernxmee]

*Whatsername opened the closet door and helped Arthur out* Its okay, i wont let...it hurt you. do you wanna go to Skele’s while i deal with this? I’m sure he wont mind if we borrow his apartment....

[askarthur]

@whxtsernxmee

I’m hiding in the closet

I heard a crash noise from the kitchen

I think someone just broke in

[whxtsernxmee]

holy shit dude are you okay? uhh, im about ten blocks away, ill be right there! 

[askarthur]

please get here fast he’s in the kitchen I hear more crashing

[whxtsernxmee]

im almost there!  *She sprints the rest of the way there and practically kicks the door in* Alright, who the fuck is there??

[askarthur]

*there’s a man in the kitchen going through the refrigerator, throwing things onto the ground and shoving things off the shelf. He has pale gray skin and glowing orange eyes. A section of his cheek has been ripped off, exposing his teeth. He doesn’t even notice she’s there.*

[whxtsernxmee]

Well fuck you too, dude...

*she was shocked, but she didnt really care about her apartment, she cared about Arthur. she began scrambling to find him* Arthur?? Arthur, where are you?!

[askarthur]

@whxtsernxmee

I’m hiding in the closet

I heard a crash noise from the kitchen

I think someone just broke in

[whxtsernxmee]

holy shit dude are you okay? uhh, im about ten blocks away, ill be right there! 

[askarthur]

please get here fast he’s in the kitchen I hear more crashing

[whxtsernxmee]

im almost there!  *She sprints the rest of the way there and practically kicks the door in* Alright, who the fuck is there??

[askarthur]

@whxtsernxmee

I’m hiding in the closet

I heard a crash noise from the kitchen

I think someone just broke in

[whxtsernxmee]

holy shit dude are you okay? uhh, im about ten blocks away, ill be right there! 

[whxtsernxmee]

@askstjimmy hey bitch whats with the soap

[whxtsernxmee]

happy fuckin birthday @askstjimmy!!!!!!! wanna come over for cake and booze (....minus the cake), or are you getting birthday dick rn