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Cetirizine, your fever's gripped me again. Never kisses — all you ever send are full stops

[lunarlore-deactivated20190312]

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

[m-azing]

#pick an otp imagine them meeting like this

[heartrenderd]

Yeah she was pretty cool. Basically raised me since my parents were busy. Uh huh, and if I’m right, what are you going to do then? You’re a better person than me then. Kids terrify me.

[whxtsyourdamage]

That sounds incredibly endearing, honestly. Then if you're right.. I'll do whatever you want. Well, not whatever. That's a very dangerous phrase. I should be more careful, seeing as I don't really know you all too well. I doubt that. Kids aren't even that bad. What's with everyone my age, assuming you are my age, and being scared of kids?

[meghansfox]

[lunarlore-deactivated20190312]

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

[m-azing]

#pick an otp imagine them meeting like this

[heartrenderd]

Bit of both I guess, but I meant it in a good way. My nanny always said girls who can stand up for themselves are the best girls. Bet you can’t. Really? That’s pretty wicked. So you want to teach toddlers then? You can open an acting school for toddlers; create the next Olson twins.

[whxtsyourdamage]

Nice save there. You're quick on your feet, I like that. A nanny? How fancy. She sounds like an admirable woman if she said that. Probably raised you right, I hope. Then again, you're not too shabby. You're going to owe me something in a few years, bud. That's the goal, eventually. I'm a huge fan of kids, and I like helping others, so win-win. I would have never thought of that, if I'm being honest. 

[heartrenderd]

Thanks for that, you look like you could make my life hell if you wanted to. You can stop registering but you’ll never get a degree without at least one math class, unfortunately. What’s your major anyway?

[whxtsyourdamage]

I'm just going to brush that off since I'm not sure if that's supposed to be a compliment or an insult. I bet I can get a degree just fine. Oh.. fine, but please don't laugh. It's     early childhood development and education. I also minor in theater.

[whxtsyourdamage]

indvbxtably:

I haven’t, actually. I just know what it’s about. If I get some free time I might watch it, wouldn’t count on it though. See, you just need a break. Wow, I had you pretty early on then. Right, come on, let’s gather this stuff up then.

I won't hound you about it. Not that good of a movie. I'll save that for a better film. I need to stop registering myself for math classes. I just keep on doing this to myself. A break just doesn't cut it anymore. Alright, alright. Thanks, by the way. You don't have to keep hanging around with me really. It's nice of you.

[whxtsyourdamage]

indvbxtably:

It’s more like repaying the favor since I got help first. But it’s a good concept. I mean, I don’t really know you so I can’t be a judge but sometimes when you stare at something for too long it actually makes you dumber. No no, don’t do that. Come on, why don’t we close up here and go get some Panera, take a break, and then start again.

It's a great concept, have you ever seen the movie? Good movie. End fucks you up if you're a little sensitive though. That is what probably happened with me and math, because I'm not getting any better at it. Fuck, I can't say no to Panera and a nice face. You had me at 'Panera' anyways. That sounds like pretty alright plan. I'm up for it. 

[heartrenderd]

Yeah and I’ve been where you are before too. Someone helped me out and told me to repay the favor if I ever had a chance. Unfortuately its not. It’s sixten point zero one, you forgot to carry the two.

[whxtsyourdamage]

Paying it forward, huh? How incredibly sweet. Honestly, thanks for the help. I like to think I'm pretty smart, but math is just one of my weaknesses. Well, fuck. It's things like that always get me on a test. I'm so close to calling in sick. 

[heartrenderd]

Don’t worry about it. Look, I can stay open for a bit longer. I’ll just get my soup to go or something. What’s the answer to the next one?

[whxtsyourdamage]

Are you sure? It's not a huge deal, I'd hate to be a burden. Especially if you want to go home, I've been there before, man. Uh.. I'm really hoping it's eight point seven nine?

[heartrenderd]

Wasn’t meant as an insult. You just looked very studious and I love the library more than anyone but I do occasionally like to go home and sleep. Let me see — it’s eleven point five six.”

[whxtsyourdamage]

Yeah, that's what they all say. Oh, of course it's eleven point five six. Anyway, I was being very studious, I have a test tomorrow and my roommate is not the most considerate person in the world. I'll just go find a Panera or Starbucks, people always do stuff there, right? You don't have to answer that. If you give me five minutes, I'll be out of your hair. I just      I've made quite the mess.

[heartrenderd]

Yeah yeah I know you would have gotten it sooner or later. But sooner is better because I really want to close up and go home. Alright, what’s next.

[whxtsyourdamage]

Okay, alright, bud. I don't need my self esteem to take a few hits because you want to go home. I'll just pack my things, and finish up at home..     actually, if you could help me with this last one? I'm pretty sure to get the answer you have to solved common log three divided by common log zero point zero eight, but I just want to make sure.. and you look like you know what you're doing.

[heartrenderd]

It’s plus or minus the square root of three. — You looked a little confused.

[whxtsyourdamage]

If it was plus or minus the square root of three then I would have long been able to       I was perfectly fine, I would have figured it out sooner or later, alright?

[whxtsyourdamage]

So since zero has a multiplicity of three but the equation in the bottom cannot equal to zero     Excuse you, could you breathe any louder? Some people would like to finish their homework before they get married.

[stydiaislove]

[rita-volks-deactivated20150321]

[niallagher]