I'll Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse

Independent and Selective Roleplay Blog for the original character Caim Kovalenko

[whxtsyourprice]

“You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”

(( @wildtm ))

“You don’t know that. Maybe I’m just bored. Or tired… I don’t do love, Malia.”

The man unbuttoned the cuffs of his sleeves before sliding them up his arms; a nervous habit that no amount of time spent on this godforsaken planet had allowed him to break. Another frustrated sigh escapes as he catches him self and pushes his sleeves back down and into place.

“We’ve been over this. Like, a billion times.” 

[whxtsyourprice]

“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.” ( B e l l e )

(( @thexrealmtravelers ))

“You did it because you had no other choice. You had to. If you hadn’t… Then you wouldn’t be you.”

The laugh came out easily, though his tone was serious. In the grand scheme of things, it really had been the only possible outcome here.

“How’s and why’s don’t really matter, do they? It’s not like it changes anything.” 

[whxtsyourprice]

“Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn." ( A l e c )

(( @thexrealmtravelers ))

A long pull straight from the bottle before Caim slid it over to the blond, and he was laughing through the burning sensation in his throat.

“We really gotta work on your evil side, man. What ever happened to a little good old fashioned manslaughter or impotence? You leave my bacon out of this.”

[whxtsyourprice]

Beautiful and Damned

(( @thexrealmtravelers ))

It hit him out of nowhere. The sensation likened to that of electric shock. Every hair on Caim’s body stood on edge, the static electricity easily palpable.

“Come to Daddy...”

Brown eyes closed lightly, Caim focusing intently on the moment at hand. Somewhere, somewhere very close, a person was begging.. pleading... wishing with everything they had. He just needed to hear the magic words and he could make his presence known. 

The demon, in his most appeasing human form, walked the streets as something like an internal GPS led him to a busy intersection. Just across the street there sat the only other person out here at this hour. A lonely bus stop bench in the middle of the night was probably the most cliché location Caim could think of this situation taking place at, and he scoffed outwardly. Hopefully they made this quick and easy on him. They sure seemed to be taking their sweet ass time so far.

[sonybaloneyinspo]

Studio Ghibli Sentence Meme

“Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”

“I’m not afraid to die!”

“You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”

“They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”

“Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”

“I think I can handle it.”

“Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.”

“Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”

“I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”

“We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”

“You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”

“No more killing. It has to stop!”

“You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”

“Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”

“Fight ‘em! C’mon!”

“Smile so we can make a good impression.”

“We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”

“I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”

“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”

“Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”

“Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”

“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”

“Leave before it gets dark.”

“Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”

“Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”

“It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”

“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”

“I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”

“I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”

“These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares.” 

“A heart’s a heavy burden.”

“Please! You must stop!”

“Well, well, well… hello kitty.” “You can’t be busy - you’re five!”

“So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”

“ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”

“Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”

“I didn’t want them to kill you.”

“It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”

“Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”

“You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”

“He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”

“Kill him and you’ll be famous.”

“I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”

“S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”

“That was the night I died.”

“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”

“You don’t remember your name?”

“Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”

“Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”

“I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”

“ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”

“She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”

“You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”

“She never woke up again.”

“You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”

“Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”

“Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”

“This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”

“I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”

“If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”

“ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”

“There’s a demon inside you.”

“Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”

“Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”

“This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”

“Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”

“Everyone fears their own mortality.”

“Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”

“I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”

“Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”

“Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”

“There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.” 

“When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”

“Why did you stop me from killing her?”

“When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.” 

“One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”

“Tell me while you’re still alive!”

“This is a tomb for the both of us.”

“If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”

“Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”

“What do you say we give ‘em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”

“HAM!”

[whxtsyourprice]

“Dogs are the single greatest living, breathing... thing.. to have ever existed. Y’know, after Harpies. Don’t see those too often these days, though.”

Caim turned his attention back to the television, eyes intent on the screen as he controlled his tank. Every so often a laugh would be stifled against the drinking end of his bottle of beer, watching with amusement as Azazel died time and time again.

“Y’know if you put your damn phone down for three minutes, we might be able to finish this fucking mission.”

Frustrated, he threw his controller down onto the table in front of him. Sure, what they were doing was pointless in the grand scheme of things, as far as these two were concerned. That didn’t mean it didn’t drive him batshit crazy when they couldn’t do it well.

“Speaking of missions... I may or may not have a more personal one in mind. Kinda really want to see if I can get a chick to sell her soul, for this dick. Talk about stroking the ego, right?”

[whxtsyourprice]

‘ i found you, and you found me. we’ll help each other. ’

(( @wildtm ))

The thought was sweet, and honestly, it did mean a lot to Caim. He never had any kind of connection with a human, the way he had with Malia. Then again… she wasn’t exactly human. And still, he knew that even though he appreciated the sentiment, it didn’t hold much ground. Sure, he could help her. But… Her helping him.. Didn’t really seem possible. That didn’t mean he wouldn’t let her try. He liked being around the girl, so he wasn’t exactly about to just tell her otherwise.

“You being around is all the help I need, alright, Doll? You let me handle the big shit.” 

[whxtsyourprice]

"You really wanna fuck with me?"

(( @wildtm ))

“Maybe… “

Caim took a second to slowly rake his eyes over Malia’s form, finally making eye contact her.

“….I’ve kinda got a soft spot for that animalistic side of you that tends to show itself when you’re pissed off. You know how much I love dogs..”

[gsbabygirl]

I love this goofy kid 😂💕

[vaememes]

✧    THE   VAMPIRE   DIARIES   PROMPTS  !  (  PART   IV  .  )

*  A MIXTURE OF TVD  S7 - S8 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ That’s because she doesn’t trust you, and honestly, neither do I. ‘

‘ You live your life, you heal, and in the meantime, we’re friends. ‘

‘ I have not even begun to approach rock bottom. ‘

‘ If you think this is a crazy plan, now’s the time to speak up. ‘

‘ Is there any version of this plan where you’re not worried about me? ‘

‘ There was no ‘us’ in my choice. I choose you. I’m here because of you. ‘

‘ Guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree… ‘

‘ Honestly, after everything we’ve experienced, it’d be weird if you weren’t. ‘

‘ You wouldn’t think it’s weird that I’m trying to contact my fiance who’s been dead for months? ‘

‘ Yesterday she was dead. Today she’s alive. I’m not sure normal applies. ‘

‘ Wow. Did I ever mention I like your style? ‘

‘ I had a feeling we were going to have to do this the hard way. ‘

‘ You’re the reason I’m never going to see my best friend again, so I hope you’re joking. ‘

‘ I know we’ve had a rocky past, but I hope this means you’re willing to start fresh. ‘

‘ Tell her you love her. Never forget what she must be going through. ‘

‘ How many times do you get a second chance to deliver your mother’s eulogy? ‘

‘ I’m sure he just couldn’t find the right words to say. ‘

‘ I just realized that this is going to be my first Christmas without you. ‘

‘ I still got you something, two somethings, actually. ‘

‘ Please don’t give up. ‘

‘ Hope hurts, and I don’t want to hurt anymore. ‘

‘ I was just going to read for a little while. ‘

‘ Who will stop at nothing to make sure that you and everyone you love suffer. ‘

‘ You hear me, don’t you dare say that name! ‘

‘ The myth! The legend! The baddest bitch of all. ‘

‘ You don’t get it, she promised me nothing of believing in emptiness. ‘

‘ And all I had to do is to keep you idiots distracted until the fire started. ‘

‘ You don’t have to believe me, she wanted me to let you know. ‘

‘ Well it’s a good thing you’re not the only child. ‘

‘ I lost my parents and I was dead inside. ‘

‘ That one day, after a long life. We find each other again. ‘

‘ Peace exists. It lives and everything we hold dear. ‘

‘ And that’s my life. Weird. Messy. Complicated. Sad. Wonderful. Amazing. And above all epic. ‘

‘ I’m going to live as best as I can. For as long as I can. ‘

‘ Who doesn’t love a wedding? ‘

‘ How do we get [NAME] to show herself? ‘

‘ The person who knows where all your weak spots are. ‘

‘ Hell’s never been in better hands.. ’

‘ Listen to me, we won. You hear me, don’t you dare say that name! ‘

‘ My life has been over for a century and a half. Ever since you took it from me. ‘

‘ But please don’t ask me to have hope. Hope hurts. ‘

‘ Wanna watch some TV?  ‘

‘ One day, you’re helping [NAME], the next you’re here being nice. ‘

‘ This is not the world I imagined. ‘

‘ It’s hard to imaging a place far worse then where I come from. ‘

‘ I don’t fit in here, nor do I want to. This is not the world I imagined.‘

‘ And you’re one of the few reminders I have of her to hold on to so you can either resent me or love me. ‘

‘ I choose you. I’m here because of you. ‘

‘ Hell has frozen over. I’m writing it all down. ‘

‘ Hey! I do not go behind people’s backs and torture them. ‘

‘ I like my enemies to look me in the eye and see the depth of my rage. ‘

‘ Yesterday she was dead. Today she’s alive. ‘

‘ She’s been sleeping for 12 hours. That’s normal, right? ‘

‘ So, please, one swift stab straight through the heart. Let’s get this over with. ‘

‘ Have any advice? ‘

‘ I’m feeding for three now, so I get cravings. ‘

‘ You’re right. That does feel good. ‘

‘ Never forget what she must be going through. ‘

‘ Okay, this vervain stings like a bitch and this family drama makes the prospect of Hell look like Disneyland. ‘

‘ Let’s get this over with. ‘

‘ A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? ‘

‘ Or maybe with a little luck, I’ll do right by you. ‘

‘ I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. ‘

‘ I don’t know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I’m with you, time will stand still. ‘

‘ I know we’ve had a rocky past, but I hope this means you’re willing to start fresh. ‘

‘ You’re the reason I’m never going to see my best friend again, ‘

‘ I’m not sure normal applies. ‘

‘ I will spare you the details of how because honestly I’m sick of talking about it.  ‘

‘ I used to picture us having this conversation. It looked different. ‘

‘ I was a human carrying my own children and you…were alive. ‘

[smellymemes]

♡:// [ PART ONE ] THIS POST CONTAINS SOME NSFW MATERIAL SO PLEASE TAG ACCORDINGLY IF YOU WISH ! SENTENCES RANGE FROM SEASONS 1 - 4 OFF BBC’S PROGRAM , PEA.KY BLI.NDERS .

‘ i said, tell me his fucking name. ’ ‘ i think he’ll try to kill me. ’ ‘ that’s the language of vendetta. they took one of ours, we take two of theirs. ’ ‘ you want to impress me? ’ ‘ you’ve got to get us through this. ’ ‘ you remember that god spared you. but what did you do with the extra time he gave you ’ ‘ i’ll cut you… from this family. ’ ‘ intelligence is a very valuable thing, innit, my friend. and usually it comes far too fucking late. ’ ‘ it was fucking biblical mate. ’ ‘ none of you will survive. ’ ‘ in the words of my sinful catholic mother, “keep his balls empty and his belly full.” ’ ‘ okay. but i warn you, it’ll break your heart. ’ ‘ now, i will accept my job back if the terms on offer are favourable, but i will not behave myself. ’ ‘ i coulda killed you when i walked through the door. ’ ‘ and no fucking fighting! ’ ‘ these [women]/men will not leave this city until the whole family is dead. tThat’s how it works. an eye for an eye. it’s called vendetta. ’ ‘ i think. so that you don’t have to. ’ ‘ big fucks small, always, actually. ’ ‘ you once said to me that [women]/men like us can never be loved. ’ ‘ yeah… until hell freezes over. ’ ‘ i’ve been a fucking idiot. i haven’t appreciated nothing. ’ ‘ all right, the problem right between rum and gin is that gin, it leads to the melancholy, whereas rum incites violence and it also allows you to be liberated from the self doubt. right here, you are probably more in need of the old rum. ’ ‘ you have something to say to me? ’ ‘ i found you, and you found me. we’ll help each other. ’

[whxtsyourprice]

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Shipping Call - Send me one if you want to plot one or more of these

(( @wildtm ))

He’s in. That’s either going to be amazing, or one hell of a shit show, and he can’t really wait to find out which.

[whxtsyourprice]

[ placement ]

send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

(( @derryharlct ))

“I don’t really have a whole lot of time, Hun.”

Caim did as he was told, though, nervously glancing between the clock on his phone and the girl’s face.

“Something important?”

[whxtsyourprice]

[ disagree ] your muse sternly telling mine ‘ no ‘ .

send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

(( @wildtm ))

To the untrained eye, one would assume Caim was pouting. Brown eyes turned near somber as he sat still as stone. Pouting, though, he was not. He was calculating. Just how bad would things get if he did what he wanted, instead of listening to Malia’s orders?

“Who the fuck do you think you’re talkin’ to? You bump your head, Mal? Wake up in some alternate universe where you think you run this shit? Tell me something, because I can’t for the life of me remember when I asked for your permission.” 

[whxtsyourprice]

malia and caim

send me a ship and i’ll tell you

who hogs the duvet -

Malia

who texts/rings to check how their day is going -

Caim

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts -

Malia

who gets up first in the morning -

Caim 

who suggests new things in bed -

Malia

who cries at movies -

Malia

who gives unprompted massages -

Caim 

who fusses over the other when they’re sick -

Caim

who gets jealous easiest -

Caim

who has the most embarrassing taste in music -

Caim

who collects something unusua -

Malia

lwho takes the longest to get ready -

Caim

who is the most tidy and organised -

Caim

who gets most excited about the holidays -

Malia

who is the big spoon/little spoon -

Caim

is the big spoon. Almost always.who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports -

Malia

who starts the most arguments -

Malia

who suggests that they buy a pet -

Caim

what couple traditions they have -

Every time they go for food, no matter where or what it is, they always trade with each other half way through.

what tv shows they watch together -

Ghost Adventures and Man vs. Food

what other couple they hang out with -

Literally none. Sometimes his roommate, Azazel is around. Nobody on a regular basis though.

how they spend time together as a couple -

Driving and listening to music until they get lost. Seeing who can cook the best dinner. Trash talking complete strangers while they people watch in town.

who made the first move -

Malia

who brings flowers home -

Caim

who is the best cook -

Malia

(( @wildtm ))

[wickedlymeme]

“You have no fucking idea.”

“Shut your fucking mouth.”

“Get the fuck out.”

“Are you out of your fucking mind?”

“What the fuck?”

“How the fuck?”

“What the fucking hell?”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Why the fuck are you still here?” 

“How the fuck did you do that?” 

“You’re fucking unbelievable.”

“I think we should fuck.”

“You really wanna fuck with me?”

“Watch what you’re fucking doing.”

“Did you just say ‘fuck you’?” 

“What the fuck are you watching?” 

“Where the fuck are we?” 

“How the fuck do we end this?” 

“Where the fuck do you turn it on?” 

“Have you seen this fucking thing?”

“Jesus fucking Christ.”

“Why the fuck did you do that?”

“What a fucking surprise.”

“You fucking well know what you did.”

“Leave me the fuck alone.” 

“Quit fucking bragging.”

“Are you here to fucking brag?”

“I said fucking LEAVE.” 

“I heard they fucked your best friend.”

“You know how this fucking movie ends?”

“You know where the fuck i’ll be.”

“Don’t fucking come back until you’re sober.”

“Don’t talk to your fucking mom like that.”

“You’re lucky they’re fucking dead.” 

“They fucking hated you.”

“They fucking loved you.”

“We all fucking burn in the end.”

“Time to atone for your fucking sins.”

“When was the last time you left the fucking house?”

“What did you fucking take?” 

“Wake up, please. Please fucking wake up.”

“They’re fucking dead.”

“Who the fuck did you ask out?” 

“You have no idea how much that fucking ruined me.”

“I fucking believed you. I won’t do it again.”

“You’re fucking beautiful.”

“You fucking well know why that happened.”

“Don’t fucking call me again.”

“They say heartbreak really fucks with you.”

[mammamias]

send me a ship and i’ll tell you

who hogs the duvet

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

who gets up first in the morning

who suggests new things in bed

who cries at movies

who gives unprompted massages

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

who gets jealous easiest

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

who collects something unusual

who takes the longest to get ready

who is the most tidy and organised

who gets most excited about the holidays

who is the big spoon/little spoon

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

who starts the most arguments

who suggests that they buy a pet

what couple traditions they have

what tv shows they watch together

what other couple they hang out with

how they spend time together as a couple

who made the first move

who brings flowers home

who is the best cook