LEM IS A PRECIOUS BEAN.

 Honestly don't know what I'm doing. League roleplay and headcannon shitposts. 

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Ezreal: I have an idea.

S/O: A good idea?

Ezreal: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

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My top six masteries just gave me the vibes of what straights say Ezreal’s harem him, but really it’s just his relationship advice cliché. 

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and i ran tests of both to further prove the theory and back it up. ludens first is fine if you’re HARD HARD SNOWBALLING, but still imperial mandate still provides better for your budget. 

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Just gonna say I’m still advocating for support lux building actual support. 

Building imperial + full ap even, you finish the mythic + boots about 5 minutes before you would finish ludens (9-13mins for imperial, 17-20 mins for ludens), and you have basically the same amount of ap. Not to mention more gold to spent on your next item so you can complete and scale faster + providing some teamwide utility. 

Anyway, another point; damage aint low heres me being a fucking meme on Ezreal with support items and soft dying a lot and getting second highest damage in the game?! with pog ally healing too- 

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Bruh, just realise two people who roleplay with me have read some of my fanfics and didn’t even know they were mine, like does my writing style change that much, does me not simping over my ideas i wrote or wanna write show the connection. 

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:< Someone come roleplay horny Ekko x Ezreal with me, i have a lot of fluff going i just want some casual chill angst, fluff and smut mixed.

Writing is on my own is like lacking motivation i already have a few flfuf works i’m avoiding and like, unmotivated cause no ones gonna really read it or vibe. 

Grr, i just want soft but horny roleplay now. pls :< 

you can add my discord TimefliesBi#0135 i can play either of them :<. 

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Comebacks are satisfying, 

being able to carry and slap the shit out of a fed toplaner as an adc is also nice. 

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Kinda sad about this match, only good play i have from it because my ping decided I would be too powerful if i was allowed to play with less than 400. The leona was just spam bming up to this point, so we showed them at least. Clensed my pc of crap straight after. 

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“I never last long but my c*m is strong.” - 2/15 Ezreal in aram.

Potato, but lovable. 

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the wig site i buy from is really trying to sell the uglied iterations of some wigs for Ahri and Ezreal KEK they doing them dirty. 

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SMH, i probably make a lot of people avoid roleplay with me by being an antsy piece of shit. I don’t wanna be annoying i’m just excited and like a consistent response pattern whether that’s weekly or like every other day- i’m just a dumb shit that doesn’t want to be ghosted anymore. >-<

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Me: I wanna roleplay, interact blog

Also me: *doesn’t have a clear single muse, is scared of social interaction, doesn’t understand or like tumblrs formatting for roleplays and shares and oh boi oh boi i am uncomfy. *

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If you think that either Zaun or piltover is superior to the other and you don’t think that they can coexist peacefully, or that the only way they coexist is to be friends and work together and you hate that concept because ‘uwu zaunies did nothin bad deserve vengence ruin pilties lifessss is fair” i will hunt you down and deck you. 

Both factions are important and their rivalry is so much a massive part of both of their lore, and neither has to be the lesser city. They can have Zaun become a better place without putting Piltover down. They can coexist without having to be friends, just as they do with other factions they don’t need to constantly be at war or making love. 

Vengence doesn’t solve everything. 

Punishing people by reversing the roles does not fix your problems you create more hate; you create a cycle of eternal hate and spiral the problem bigger. 

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I want a Taliyah and Ekko stan to gush to me about their ship and how it works. Cause i’ve seen it a lot but i don’t get it? It’s boring, and all anyone can say is “but listen to her quote!” Just cause she thinks he’s hot doesn’t mean they have good chemistry. The plots and dynamics  I can think of other character’s just do better. Maybe it’s because i like them to clash heads and conflict. They don’t. They’d bond over the shared ideals of controlling their power and using it for good of striving to a better future. But like so many other characters do that, Seraphine and Lux for example. Ekko’s even more likely to run into Seraphine than Taliyah. 

Then it’s like the same plot as Ezreal and lux, adventures person sees cute person becomes flustered around them and struggles to expression their feelings in non embarrassing ways. Not a fan of Ezlux tbh (they just pair as have more of a WLW and MLM solidarity- but i do see Ezreal as Bi) so maybe i don’t like that plot, but also it’s just same formula like we already got it. And i’d really like to see the formula used to not get romance but friendship, the fact that you’re not entitled to have them return the feelings and that doesn’t mean you should stop being a decent human being to them the moment you can’t benefit from them. 

This doesn’t mean I’m against TaliEkko, like they’re cute and if you like it that’s amazing  but i wanna understand the hype, i wanna hear people gush over their plots and dynamics that isn’t just “she simps for him” cause now Rell does that too and it do be kinda borin. 

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I think my favourite dynamic with Ezreal and Ekko is just fucking shit up. flip it on it’s head; if Ekko is allowed to use his time machine he can control or prevent situations. The idea of taking away his control and creating a point where he has to rely on other’s as a person who’s always been relied on. 

Then for Ezreal the opposite, I like forcing him in to position where he can’t rely on someone else. Where he has to be responsible. The idea that he’s mostly carefree and relies on luck, skill and other people to dig him out of his grave to be thrown into a situation that he has to take control of. 

Shifting power dynamics. brr. 

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APPARENTLY IT NEVER SANK IN THAT EZREAL IS LEFT HANDED AND I-

MY BRAIN CANNOT HANDLE THIS REVELATION I LIKE IT WAY TOO MUCH. 

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Anyone else have little satisfying numbers to pair with certain characters? Like weather you pitch their age as an even or odd number it just makes ur brain brr.

Like i know Ekko could be anywhere from 16-20 (excluding pulsefire) but my brain finds 17 and 19 to be the most satisfying for him.

And Ezreal's 18-22, but my favourite numbers are 20 & 22.

In pulsefire it's 21 for ekko, 24 for ezreal or 23 & 26. It just makes my brain purr like a happy kitten getting tummy rubs.