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@why-is-barclay-uncomfortable
Kardala is yelling because dogs are not allowed in the dog park.
Barclay is uncomfortable because the dog park does not exist.
I heard a voice from inside what I assume to be the dog park. I thought people were not allowed in the dog park… :/
The dog park is only for the hooded figures.
Kardala is yelling because dogs are not allowed in the dog park.
Barclay is uncomfortable because the dog park does not exist.
@why-is-barclay-uncomfortable
#NotAllBigfoot
February 18th, 2018
Kardala? Do you really need two different blogs? It’s exceedingly wasteful, and also quite tacky, in my opinion. I mean, talking to yourself via two different blogs? Seriously?
Yes!!!!! I need to fight the internet but I do not want that to get in the way of talking with my friends so I made another blog!!
Also: Hucka Pucka
I don’t know about your friends, but you’re most definitely in the way of inconveniencing me. By the way, what the fuck is hukka pukka?
Well I am sorry but I have already made the second blog so now you just have to deal with it.
It is a phrase my good friend Pigeon taught me from an old human children’s tale! It has a demon who is not evil!
I won’t stand for it. I don’t need to interact with more than one of you at once, I can barely get a word in edgewise right now. We already have a crisis on our hands without your foolhardy shenanigans, and I don’t need to play babysitter any more than I have to. Mary is the priority right now, not you.Â
And don’t call me demon.
Wait is something wrong with Mary?? Has someone hurt her?Â
I WILL FIGHT WHOEVER DARED TO TOUCH HER.
Okay sorry I was attempting a joke
She’s hurting herself. Her powers are short-circuiting her brain, causing memory loss and impaired motor function. She’s in a really bad state right now and needs my full attention, so stop being needy and distracting and let me focus on saving one of the few friends I have. Must you always be so… Tempestuous?
Mary’s powers are connected to computers, right? If it’s overloading her brain, maybe getting her away from a lot of tech will help. I offered to let you all come visit a while ago, but now I think her chances might be better out here in Kepler. You all can stay at the lodge, keep an eye on her—there’s not much out here, computer wise.
Sorry for butting in like this, but she seems like a nice girl and I don’t want her getting hurt. Think about it for a bit, okay?
I don’t know who you are, how the hell you know who I am, or what fucking code you’re speaking in but getting me away from technology so I don’t have any form of self defense isn’t going to fucking happen
My name is Barclay, I’m friends with some of your pals. There’s no code here, I really am just worried about you. Your powers are messing with your head, Mary, and without an intervention they might kill you. That’s why I suggested Kepler, there’s not a lot of computers out here, it’ll let your mind rest and recover, at least that’s what I hope.
I’m not gonna hurt ya, and nobody else here at the lodge will either. I just wanna help you get back on your feet, so to speak.
That’s what everyone keeps saying, and I don’t know why!
They're saying it because it's true, Mary. We're worried about you, you've been forgetting things and passing out a lot.
How about I make you a deal, hmm? You come to Kepler, for a week at most. If it doesn't help, you can go back home as soon as the week's up. Nadiya and whoever else needs to can come with you, to keep an eye on your mental state. I can take you hiking in the park, if you want—it's real pretty this time of year.
Whaddya say?
February 18th, 2018
Kardala? Do you really need two different blogs? It’s exceedingly wasteful, and also quite tacky, in my opinion. I mean, talking to yourself via two different blogs? Seriously?
Yes!!!!! I need to fight the internet but I do not want that to get in the way of talking with my friends so I made another blog!!
Also: Hucka Pucka
I don’t know about your friends, but you’re most definitely in the way of inconveniencing me. By the way, what the fuck is hukka pukka?
Well I am sorry but I have already made the second blog so now you just have to deal with it.
It is a phrase my good friend Pigeon taught me from an old human children’s tale! It has a demon who is not evil!
I won’t stand for it. I don’t need to interact with more than one of you at once, I can barely get a word in edgewise right now. We already have a crisis on our hands without your foolhardy shenanigans, and I don’t need to play babysitter any more than I have to. Mary is the priority right now, not you.Â
And don’t call me demon.
Wait is something wrong with Mary?? Has someone hurt her?Â
I WILL FIGHT WHOEVER DARED TO TOUCH HER.
Okay sorry I was attempting a joke
She’s hurting herself. Her powers are short-circuiting her brain, causing memory loss and impaired motor function. She’s in a really bad state right now and needs my full attention, so stop being needy and distracting and let me focus on saving one of the few friends I have. Must you always be so… Tempestuous?
Mary’s powers are connected to computers, right? If it’s overloading her brain, maybe getting her away from a lot of tech will help. I offered to let you all come visit a while ago, but now I think her chances might be better out here in Kepler. You all can stay at the lodge, keep an eye on her—there’s not much out here, computer wise.
Sorry for butting in like this, but she seems like a nice girl and I don’t want her getting hurt. Think about it for a bit, okay?
I don’t know who you are, how the hell you know who I am, or what fucking code you’re speaking in but getting me away from technology so I don’t have any form of self defense isn’t going to fucking happen
My name is Barclay, I'm friends with some of your pals. There's no code here, I really am just worried about you. Your powers are messing with your head, Mary, and without an intervention they might kill you. That's why I suggested Kepler, there's not a lot of computers out here, it'll let your mind rest and recover, at least that's what I hope.
I'm not gonna hurt ya, and nobody else here at the lodge will either. I just wanna help you get back on your feet, so to speak.
February 18th, 2018
Kardala? Do you really need two different blogs? It’s exceedingly wasteful, and also quite tacky, in my opinion. I mean, talking to yourself via two different blogs? Seriously?
Yes!!!!! I need to fight the internet but I do not want that to get in the way of talking with my friends so I made another blog!!
Also: Hucka Pucka
I don’t know about your friends, but you’re most definitely in the way of inconveniencing me. By the way, what the fuck is hukka pukka?
Well I am sorry but I have already made the second blog so now you just have to deal with it.
It is a phrase my good friend Pigeon taught me from an old human children’s tale! It has a demon who is not evil!
I won’t stand for it. I don’t need to interact with more than one of you at once, I can barely get a word in edgewise right now. We already have a crisis on our hands without your foolhardy shenanigans, and I don’t need to play babysitter any more than I have to. Mary is the priority right now, not you.Â
And don’t call me demon.
Wait is something wrong with Mary?? Has someone hurt her?Â
I WILL FIGHT WHOEVER DARED TO TOUCH HER.
Okay sorry I was attempting a joke
She’s hurting herself. Her powers are short-circuiting her brain, causing memory loss and impaired motor function. She’s in a really bad state right now and needs my full attention, so stop being needy and distracting and let me focus on saving one of the few friends I have. Must you always be so… Tempestuous?
Mary's powers are connected to computers, right? If it's overloading her brain, maybe getting her away from a lot of tech will help. I offered to let you all come visit a while ago, but now I think her chances might be better out here in Kepler. You all can stay at the lodge, keep an eye on her—there's not much out here, computer wise.
Sorry for butting in like this, but she seems like a nice girl and I don't want her getting hurt. Think about it for a bit, okay?
February 16th, 2018
I’ve been trying to exercise more often to increase productivity, so I guess I’m in the market for either a gym or CrossFit membership?
You can exercise by sparring with me! You will become a fierce warrior yet!
Isn’t Christopher partially in charge of a gym? Or I could take you hiking, that’s fairly good exercise.
Where are all these people coming from no one is supposed to know about our existence
Same boat, my girl. I suppose all the secret folks end up congregating together on line, maybe?
Yeah but how did you find us? I-I think the government thinks I’m dead. And rightfully so
I ran into your friend Kardala there and just ended up finding the rest of you, I guess.
The government completely denies my existence in the first place, honey, you got nothing to worry about from me or any other folks at the lodge.
Fine.
At least you don’t sound like a spy
I can assure you that I’m not a spy, for the government or any other nefarious underground society. Actually, I think you all might fit in well here. If you’re ever in Kepler, feel free to swing by the Amnesty Lodge, I wouldn’t mind cooking dinner for you and the crew.
Kepler?
I think pigeon mentioned something about that place
Yeah, Kepler, West Virginia. It’s, well, it’s not really my home but it’s where I hang my hat nowadays. Real small, not many folks come here anymore. Not much in the ways of fancy computers and stuff, either, I think you might enjoy it. Take a break away from it all.
I think I’ve heard of that place. National radio silence zone.
I kinda depend on technology, so, uh, maybe not.
Yep, that's us. Real quiet out here in the forest.
Well, the offer still stands. Sometimes it's good to take a break, get away from everything and unwind. If you ever get to that point, don't think Mama would turn you away from staying at the lodge for a spell.
February 16th, 2018
I’ve been trying to exercise more often to increase productivity, so I guess I’m in the market for either a gym or CrossFit membership?
You can exercise by sparring with me! You will become a fierce warrior yet!
Isn’t Christopher partially in charge of a gym? Or I could take you hiking, that’s fairly good exercise.
Where are all these people coming from no one is supposed to know about our existence
Same boat, my girl. I suppose all the secret folks end up congregating together on line, maybe?
Yeah but how did you find us? I-I think the government thinks I’m dead. And rightfully so
I ran into your friend Kardala there and just ended up finding the rest of you, I guess.
The government completely denies my existence in the first place, honey, you got nothing to worry about from me or any other folks at the lodge.
Fine.
At least you don’t sound like a spy
I can assure you that I’m not a spy, for the government or any other nefarious underground society. Actually, I think you all might fit in well here. If you’re ever in Kepler, feel free to swing by the Amnesty Lodge, I wouldn’t mind cooking dinner for you and the crew.
Kepler?
I think pigeon mentioned something about that place
Yeah, Kepler, West Virginia. It's, well, it's not really my home but it's where I hang my hat nowadays. Real small, not many folks come here anymore. Not much in the ways of fancy computers and stuff, either, I think you might enjoy it. Take a break away from it all.
February 16th, 2018
I’ve been trying to exercise more often to increase productivity, so I guess I’m in the market for either a gym or CrossFit membership?
You can exercise by sparring with me! You will become a fierce warrior yet!
Isn’t Christopher partially in charge of a gym? Or I could take you hiking, that’s fairly good exercise.
Where are all these people coming from no one is supposed to know about our existence
Same boat, my girl. I suppose all the secret folks end up congregating together on line, maybe?
Yeah but how did you find us? I-I think the government thinks I’m dead. And rightfully so
I ran into your friend Kardala there and just ended up finding the rest of you, I guess.
The government completely denies my existence in the first place, honey, you got nothing to worry about from me or any other folks at the lodge.
Fine.
At least you don’t sound like a spy
I can assure you that I'm not a spy, for the government or any other nefarious underground society. Actually, I think you all might fit in well here. If you're ever in Kepler, feel free to swing by the Amnesty Lodge, I wouldn't mind cooking dinner for you and the crew.
February 16th, 2018
I’ve been trying to exercise more often to increase productivity, so I guess I’m in the market for either a gym or CrossFit membership?
You can exercise by sparring with me! You will become a fierce warrior yet!
Isn’t Christopher partially in charge of a gym? Or I could take you hiking, that’s fairly good exercise.
Where are all these people coming from no one is supposed to know about our existence
Same boat, my girl. I suppose all the secret folks end up congregating together on line, maybe?
Yeah but how did you find us? I-I think the government thinks I’m dead. And rightfully so
I ran into your friend Kardala there and just ended up finding the rest of you, I guess.
The government completely denies my existence in the first place, honey, you got nothing to worry about from me or any other folks at the lodge.
February 16th, 2018
I’ve been trying to exercise more often to increase productivity, so I guess I’m in the market for either a gym or CrossFit membership?
You can exercise by sparring with me! You will become a fierce warrior yet!
Isn’t Christopher partially in charge of a gym? Or I could take you hiking, that’s fairly good exercise.
Where are all these people coming from no one is supposed to know about our existence
Same boat, my girl. I suppose all the secret folks end up congregating together on line, maybe?
February 16th, 2018
I’ve been trying to exercise more often to increase productivity, so I guess I’m in the market for either a gym or CrossFit membership?
You can exercise by sparring with me! You will become a fierce warrior yet!
Isn't Christopher partially in charge of a gym? Or I could take you hiking, that's fairly good exercise.
Barclay is uncomfortable because there are a lot more bigfoot hunters out here than normal and he just wants to take a walk
Barclay is uncomfortable because Aubrey called him dad and he isn't sure if it's a joke or not
Barclay is uncomfortable because there are lots of people here now and he's not especially fond of crowds
Kardala is yelling because she’s trying her best.
Barclay is uncomfortable because Kardala startled him with her yelling.
Kardala is yelling because there’s a new human!! Hello!
Barclay is less uncomfortable because this lady seems nice, if a bit overenthusiastic!
Kardala is yelling because she’s trying her best.
Barclay is uncomfortable because Kardala startled him with her yelling.
