Why Do I Live With these people?

We're five students (I use that term loosely) from The Evergreen State College in Olympia, WA. We say stupid things. A lot. And we never forgo an opportunity to mock each other, so we decided to create a archive of stupid things we say and do so we can further our bitchy ways. Also, El wants to be Tumblr Famous. That's... probably not gonna happen.

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Kathleen: Sometimes someone will start following me on Tumblr and their username makes me want to tell them to unfollow me or demand to know how they found me so I can never do the thing again.

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Liana: The best part about working for successfully adulting adults is that they can afford to run their heat regularly and keep their house at a comfortable temperature and I am finally warm

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Kathleen: This means I have to rewatch right?

El: That is 100% what that means

Kahtleen: El, you're in charge of differentiating between canon and fanon

El: Yes ma’am.

Kahtleen: I think Liana and I are too far gone.

Liana: That's super true I could rewatch the whole thing and still be second guessing myself on what's real and what I read on the Internet

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El: Because I am trash I looked up Rey/that one hot female fighter pilot femslash and there is more Rey/Kylo Ren slash than I am comfortable with.

El: and WAAAAAAAY more Kylo Ren/You slash than anyone is comfortable with

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Liana: I got upgraded to first class on all of them so it could be much worse. The lesson here is that being a decent person and being kind and understanding with the harried airline worker who has to tell you that your travel plans are going to be pushed back two days because of the biblical floods trying to eradicate the middle of the country, pays off.

El: That is not surprising

Liana: No it is not. But I am 100% positive that poor lady got yelled at way more than she didn't this week. Also I feel like we provided a certain level of entertainment, being on speaker. Especially when my mom walked in just in time to hear my dad say "so we have those Friday seats reserved" and she didn't know it was on speaker and went "Friday? What the fuck??"

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El: I just walked past a dog that did not like me.

Kathleen: I'm sure it wasn't that tiny chihuahua but that's the dog I'm imagining.

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January 2nd

Rose: Happy new year. I'm a little behind. I started my period yesterday which i like to think of as my blood sacrifice to the new year so i think its going to be a good one.

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El: If one more human asks me a stupidly heteronormative question or assigns a gender to another color, I'm going to stab someone. A dude asked if a shade of grey was too girly today.

Kathleen: Does this shade of grey make me look like I want my inner goddess to sing on a dick

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Kathleen: I'm getting roller blades today on a whim.

[Ten Minutes Later]

Kathleen: Whim Rollerblades were the best idea. I wish they were whim space roller blades though... I can go so fast!!!

Liana: I love going fast rollerblades sound fun. Also ice skates. Because if I'm gonna go fast I might as well go all out and do it on knives

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Kathleeen: Welcome to the Black Parade is 10 years old this year...

Liana: So if the song was a person it would probably be the right age to be taken into the city to see a marching band?

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Liana: I'm watching old home videos and labeling them and the child soccer game I am watching is magical. One of these children will go to college on a track scholarship and it is very obvious which one. Also all of our parents are shit talking us in between cheers and it's magical. "She was doing ok for a second there but now she's...dancing?"

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El: Out of context child quote of the day: "So I start out on my knees?"

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What we look like, in case you were wondering.

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Kahtleen: Mail carriers are weirdly thirsty as an occupation????

Liana: so what you're saying is at thanksgiving I should ask my cousin who is a mailman why his coworkers are so thirsty. For science.

El: I don't know for certain that's what she's saying, but that is 100% what I am saying

Kathleen: I need answeres. The mail mail carriers are less so but anyone delivering a package is hopping the whole thing turns into a porno.

Liana: I will ask him for science.

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Kathleen: Can we take a minute to appreciate that nerds have forced corporate business people to use the word realm and portal by making those the terms for company specific networks??

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Liana: Sometimes while chatting with the lady I work for I will say something that demonstrates how boring I am for a young adult and I can practically see her congratulating herself on scoring such a boring person to trust with her children.

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Kathleen: I think 'this is the robot that eats our secrets' every time I shred something.