Why I Deleted Your Band's Promo Email

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have released 75 albums

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consists of 1000 (yes you read that right!) songs each around 30 seconds long

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post-grunge with a hip hop flair

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debut project as an NFT

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10-year-old bassist/producer

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IS THE FIRST ARTIST IN THE WORLD TO RELEASE ON YOUTUBE A DOUBLE VERTICAL MUSIC VIDEO

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TikTok Influencer

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the world’s first all redhead

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They can dive deep on pretty much any topic – particularly music, skateboarding, weed and sports

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Award winning artist wins prestigious award in Hollywood.

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