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Re: Been a while, eh, paisanos?

Ohhhhhh, mama mia, Felix, I’m-a so sorry about that! I had to cancel last minute ‘cause Weegee got ill; I tried callin’ you up, but you-a didn’t answer! Then I heard you almost got unplugged because of Ralph… but if you say everything-a worked out, then I’m glad!

And yes, please, that would be really appreciated. It’s not-a just tumblr, I had a lotta recipes and how-to logs on there!

I know you get busy, so whenever you’re-a willing to swing on by is fine by me!

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Oh, dear... Luigi got sick? I hope he's feeling better now! It's all right, though, Mario, no problem; the party got cancelled, anyway. Ralph had a bit of an upset with Gene...

Any time after the arcade closes is fine by me! How about I check on in tomorrow?

#whymustifixeverythingitouch #plumberextraordinare

So... you can fix everything?

Well, not everything. But most tangible things, yes!

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All aboard Chuffy, a brief hello to the ol’ coal before boarding. It was about time to visit the heart of interverse interaction: the train station where several arcade characters, as well as a few console characters, gathered to meet. The bright lights of the station nearly blinded him after traveling for a while under a dark tunnel, but King Jingaling felt chippy to finally get to his destination. He stretched his arms and yawned before fixing his cape and crown. Look at this place. It’s like a city! L.O.G. made a grand choice allowing even the totally washed up people like him to mingle here.

He was informed that this place was especially busy when the arcade was closed and everyone took a break from their jobs, which was completely understandable. Where should he go first?

Well, there was a spot unfamiliar to him: Fix-It Felix Jr. It must be popular with everyone else here. The train there was much smaller than Chuffy’s freights. Jingaling didn’t squirm in absolute discomfort, but the leg room! Yikes. Finally he arrived at a quaint little stop and hopped out of the car of the train. It certainly had civilization, like a huge apartment complex that was apparently named ‘Niceland’. The Jinjo king blinked a few times and brushed off his robe even more to make a presentation.

‘Hello?’ He called to one of the lit windows - it was ruder to just go up and knock on a stranger’s door. ‘Ey, sup! Anyone there? Big guy of the Jinjos speaking!’

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Ordinarily Felix was out on a stroll in Niceland Forest around this time; after all, he'd taken to exploring the outside environment ever since growing acquainted with it in order to gain greater perspective on what Ralph commonly saw. Jingaling was lucky, then, that he'd managed to catch him hanging around inside the penthouse this time. It hadn't been long since the arcade had closed and everything was being wrapped up, so thankfully he had all the time allotted to dedicate to the guest of his game -- and what a guest indeed, considering he was taller than Felix himself!

At the shout, the handyman held out a hand to the chattering Nicelanders and wandered down until he reached the door, which he opened and greeted the outside with a sheepish smile stretching on his face. Never before had he seen a character quite like Jingaling, although he was familiar to the concept of foreign species from other games (Q*Bert being a prime example). His hands clasped in front of him as he leaned back a bit to get a grander scope of the king's face, trying to radiate the warmth that he was commonly known for littered throughout his programming. It didn't take much deductive reasoning for Felix to realize that Jingaling was king, and that humbled him enough to take his hat off of his head and clasp it in front of him.

"Howdy, Your Highness!" He bowed his head. "What brings you here, if you don't mind my asking? Just a visit, or...?"

#whymustifixeverythingitouch #wreck it ralph spoilers #thejinjovillage

Hello Felix?

Good day, ah...I'm sorry, your name slips my mind!

... Oh, wait, yes. It's Luigi, isn't it? You're Mario's younger brother?

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Re: Been a while, eh, paisanos?

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!!!!!

WAHAY! Felix!! Wow, it’s-a been forever!

How’ve you been, Mr. Fix-it?? :3D

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Indeed it has, my red-clad mustachioed friend! You know, you never ended up showing to my thirtieth anniversary...eh? Eh?

But that's old news! I've been just dandy for the most part -- a few bumps here and there, but nothing incredibly worrying since Ralph's come back home.

I'm glad to speak to you again, though! And you know, the offer still stands.

#whymustifixeverythingitouch #plumberextraordinare

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Been a while, eh, paisanos?

Let-a me first apologize for abandoning you guys for such a long time. Things have gotten pretty busy lately, and to top it all off, some-a time ago, a rogue Paragoomba got in through the window.

And, well… unfortunately, as you can see, the computer got the brunt of the damage.

We cleaned up the mess as best we could, but-a we’ve had no time to call someone over to fix it. I mean, we’re plumbers, not technicians. And this is the first-a chance I’ve gotten to use Luigi’s laptop; he’s been using it for his work with E. Gadd, and it’d be silly for me to hog it for something juuuuust a little less important than ghost hunting.

Anyway, until I get the desktop fixed, my time on-a tumblr is limited… but I thought I may as well give you an update while I had the chance!

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Ah, I see you've got a little problem there, Mario, sir!

Would you like some help with that? I can fix it! That way you don't have to be using your brother's stuff!

#(( gomennasai everyone who's waiting on a reply we were kind of planning this for a while ))#plumberextraordinare

ooc; spoiler alert I'm not very successful at it right now

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Let's play the "let's see if I can find your post within my tabs!" game!

#I promise this will be my last OOC post for now omfg

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outofthegame; Someone agrees with me that Felix’s the best. ;w;

Hi, you're the quality Felix RPer I was talking about.

#he's great #and adorable #omfg

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I'm away from Felix for one day and I'm witness to fighting.

Babies, please. We all know Felix is the best fandom.

#in all seriousness I don't get what the drama is about #ah well I followed a quality Felix RPer today and I'm happy #now it's time to get to my drafts

heroicplumber replied to your post: .

((Yeah dude, it’s in my drafts. It was the next one I planned to do but I’m feeling a bit groggy so you might have to wait till tomorrow for it :P Also I checked my asks and their on. Just the link’s dodgy… :/ ))

(( Okay, that's fine! I just wanted to make sure you knew.

Ahhhh that's why; I just clicked on the link instead of checking the URL itself. hsdgohsdgsd Next time I'll send an ask. Good to know though! ))

#(( ordinarily would send an ask but your ask seems to be closed!#so mario @heroicplumber did you see the reply I did a while back? ))

(( The next one in line for me to reply to is thejinjovillage, but I'm researching up on Banjo-Tooie first before I reply hehehee

So that'll explain how long it'll take! ))

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Ralph couldn’t help but stare in bewilderment at Felix’s display. Thick eyebrows were knitted with worry as he arched a brow and allowed his lips to fall into a concerned pout. “You? Rude? To me?” At this, the wrecker had to laugh heartily and give his friend a jovial (and gentle!) slap on the back. “Hardly. But I might’a heard somethin’ about you havin’ a change of heart not too long ago.” Although Ralph retained a foolhardy smile, his eyes begot his expression, meeting Felix’s in a way that let the handyman know that he was understood.

Ralph then plucked Felix’s hat from his hands, twirling it around with a beefy forefinger before plopping it back upon it’s owner’s head. “Hey, lose the pout, bro. It’s not your fault. Sometimes weird things happen, n’ things fall into a—” he held up two fingers and mimicked quotation marks, “grey area. I’m sure whoever you flipped out on’s gonna understand that.”

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Ralph's form of 'gentle' could be considered gentle for him, but not necessarily for the handyman that he was giving that pat on the back to. Felix stumbled, but there was no offense anywhere in his stature, instead a wide-eyed glance being cast in his brother's direction. A relieved slumping of Felix's shoulders shortly followed, the grin that had dropped slowly returning to the small guy's face. So he hadn't said anything mean to him in particular, then. That was one less person to apologize to, one less person who would snap at him -- not that he believed by any circumstance that Ralph would snap at him. After all, the two of them were on good terms, and Felix himself hadn't wronged him at any point, or so he hoped.

"Oh, thank heaven--" His expression of gratefulness for a gap in the terrible wrongness that had occurred a day prior became short-lived as his brother snatched his hat. Letting out an indignant squeak, Felix reached futilely for his cap only for it to be returned on his head, an action alone that nearly sent him tumbling head over heels face first. Although it was commonplace for anyone to tease him with his hat, it didn't make him feel it was any fairer, if his grumbling afterward during readjustment was anything to go by. The platonic display of affection did serve as some comfort, though, especially with how tense he'd been. "Golly, it's rude to take a guy's hat..." Through it all, he managed a wider smile back up at his friend. "Thank you, brother. I know, some part of me knows--" He sighed. "-- I just can't help but take responsibility. Many could've been hurt by my...okay, their words... You know what I mean? I don't want anyone to have anything but a smile on their face around me."

A heartfelt sentiment, and one that ran deep within his coding. He could never forgive himself if what had happened had ruined someone so far as to actively avoid him.

#gonnawreckit #(( gosh your Ralph is wonderful ))