Daddy Dickless at your service.

28 y/o I dont know shit and ill die a fool.

[yms1]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[etyma]

germans will really plan a date 2 months in advance and think that’s perfectly normal.

[whunt]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

hey, fun and jokes are very serious business for Germans

[clownboybebop]

kicked out of the bdsm scene for saying “you got it, boss!” in an old timey henchman voice whenever someone tells me what to do

[holeenjoyer-deactivated20240913]

kicked out of the old timey henchman scene for saying “yes goddess” in a bdsm voice every time someone tells me what to do

[clownboybebop]

hang on we could have something really special here

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[charlesoberonn]

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

[wetdogblog]

How does tumblr feel about Primrose

[wetdogblog]

[phantomrose96]

Critical part of pet ownership is figuring out what sort of hard petting they go buckwild for

[phantomrose96]

petting someone else's pet: what a sweet girl. i am very gently stroking the top 7 furs on the tip of her head

petting your own pet: basically, she likes to be a bongo drum, like this

[dumbusahana]

they should invent a living alone that is affordable

[stripedpaws]

[sexygaywizard]

[konoko]

[tooies]

can they change the temperature outside to something else

[justsomeguycore]

SOMETHING LOWER

[beardedmrbean]

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[arirna]

[ilovecats4ever]

[annelidarchive]

i would die on the field of battle to protect the honour of the ds family of handhelds

[annelidarchive]

that said. there exists no hardware on which a polygon could possibly look worse

[annelidarchive]

oohhgghh thats the stuff right there

[gaycop]

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

[gaycop]

[willgrahamscock]

oh no dying for me thank you, I just wanted to be on this hill with you

[willgrahamscock]

I really wish you wouldn’t

[ratcoffin69]