I'm not dead yet, so I guess I'll be alright

Maxx // 18+ // Queer ( they/them, it/its )

[px41]

It's june

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Installation art haters don't know how to sit in an uncomfortable room that makes you feel something you've never felt before

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

i have adhd, ive already against my will immersed myself in every possible form of discomfort just to get a little smackerel of stimulation, come back when it makes me feel something good ive never felt before.

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

i have adhd and your mom's giving me a little smackerel of stimulation on my cock to make me feel something good ive never felt before

[eroscestlavie]

Nothing has it for me. Not even Poob.

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[fairycosmos]

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

[fairycosmos]

[wr1bs]

Can you perchance draw the kiy in a blender? 🥹

[secondlina]

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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[haunted-skitty-doll]

So I screwed up the proposal minigame

[jan-seni]

[quix5gg]

also the trans lenny hc is so underrated i dont think we talk enough about it

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[maidslime]

No more waiting, no more debating, go get your hrt. "I don't know if I'm really trans!" You are. Now go. "I'm scared!" We all were. Now go. "There's a long wait to be seen!" Go get your name on the list then. DIY if you need. "What if my friends don't accept me?" They weren't really your friends. Now go. "What if my spouse doesn't accept me?" Get a divorce. Now go. You do not need to continue to live in agony and depression to pretend to be someone else. Go get your hrt.

[maidslime]

The original incarnation of this post inspired SO MANY people to start hrt! I cannot help resolve every situation specifically, but most people can absolutely accomplish this step! If you want hrt GET IT

[dubious-sanity]

Not really hrt, but I had this open in another window while I scheduled my bottom surgery consult. Nervous but sooo excited to finally get the ball rolling.

[maidslime]

HELL YEAH!!!!! CONGRATS!

[itsdappleagain]

[itsdappleagain]

people in my replies arguing for their fav white guy???

[spiralfucker]

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

[pansydivided]

im fascinated by this. how much can you tell about the christian sex store without doxxing yourself i need to know more

[twashchan]

you poor thing (derogatory) (sexual)

[phyrexian-phucker]

[chillyfeetsteak]

you thought tumblr in the 2010s was bad but last year i joined a community garden and a member in his 60s just emailed blasted all of us a ten page pdf call out post about one of the other member's problematic behavior and rules violations

[chillyfeetsteak]

one of his (many) complaints is that she is wiccan and has been actively recruiting female members to her coven during garden meetings (true) and also planting invasive species (rules violation) in the four corners of the garden (rules violation, planting in communal space) and when they dig them up to remove them there are jars filled with talismans and feathers and stuff in the dirt underneath

[chillyfeetsteak]

yes she's white yes she has dreads

[chillyfeetsteak]

she got kicked out lol

[milfyspamton]

anyone remember what these things are called like little cartoony expressive doohickies i think they have a real name but i can’t remember

[milfyspamton]

im not fucking crazy.

[milfyspamton]

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

[evengirlierballs]

They're squeans I'm pretty sure! If they pop like that anyway. But the term for this kind of "symbol to refer to the general vibe of something in art" is called "Emanata" because it emanates from a person or object.

[creepymutelilbugger]

what the fuck. comics are magic

[charlesoberonn]

somebody put a quimpsy spurl on my blorbo

[eirapparent]

she quimps on my jarns til I nittles