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CW: scat under cut.
Imagine A and B are assigned a room together while on a job. B dreads this as they knew that they themselves could be pretty gross when alone, and it didn’t help A was usually a rather stoic figure, silent and calculated.
The day came and they both arrived at their room, immediately unpacking their stuff and setting up whatever was needed for basic comfort.
The first day was relatively stressful for B, as they tried their best to remain as clean and professional as possible like A was. But as the days passed, it didn’t take long for B to notice A getting progressively less uptight and more relaxed.
It started as a simple muffled belch while they were eating, A apologised and B didn’t think it to be more than a simple little mishap. But then it started happening frequently, and without apology. What was worse was, it wasn’t just burps and belching any more, they were also farting now. The farts also got progressively more nasty, as if A was daring to push harder each time.
It all reached a crescendo one night as A leaned on the windowsill and they pushed out the loudest, thickest and juiciest fart that B had ever heard, that was then followed by the most lewd moan of relief.
Your fave just going about their day, doing trivial tasks, but every once in a while stopping to let out a fart or two, before resuming what they were doing.
They might complain a little about being gassy and give a couple bashful apologies after nasty ones, but your level of trust has gotten to a point where bodily functions is just a part of daily life, so no brows are lifted as they continue their casual farting.
(Much to the delight of you, of course…)
today on a zoom call my boss thought he had muted himself and let loose a massive fart. Do you think you could adapt this into a short story? maybe the ceo takes his phone to the bathroom and leaves his camera on by mistake. or thinks he’s muted on a all staff call or something?
I unfortunately don’t do submissions but that is a super hot scenario. Something about business men and their fancy suits just completely ruining their reputation by basic bodily functions 🥴🥴🥴
Scat under cut:
Talking to people about fanfiction but how do k explain I only read fart porn
Literally 😅
Imagine your fave lifting their ass just above the water line and spreading their cheeks to fart. Their pucker barely touches the water as they create splashes and ripples with their bellowing gas.
Someone being bloated bcs of gas or constipation 👌👌👌
Time for a horny post:
Someone in their underwear bending over, grunting before letting a giant, bubbly fart rip.
Massive bonus points if a tiny spot appears on their underwear.
umm.... different kinds of sharts 😳
a long fart that ends in a wet plrt - not a lot of shit at the end, but definitely wet between the cheeks
a long fart with constant splutters of shit throughout, like the person doesn't care that they're half shitting themselves just to let this fart out.
a short loud fart that expels a lot of waste with a sqelch
a short fart, a wet splurt of shit, then a longer, more relieving fart
an airy fart that shoots a chunk of shit out like a cork popping
a fart trapped behind a barrier of waste, they keep pushing till that one fart can come out
a fart so watery it sprays a mist of shit instead of anything solid
a fart that isn't a fart at all, just someone feeling the need, bearing down and accidentally shitting themselves
a 'follow through', a fart that fully becomes a shit and they just keep pushing
Scat below cut
Imagine A is a sex worker, and have been hired by B. They fuck for a while until suddenly B’s stomach gurgles, and they wince a little.
B, not wanting to waste their money, then proceeds to drag A to an outhouse/bathroom and sits down, motioning for A to continue fucking them as they carelessly and messily expell their bowels.
Imagine a gassy B fucking A, and with every thrust, a tiny fart slips out.
B apologises a couple times, but in reality doesn’t really care and continues fart-thrusting in to A, who is secretly enjoying this way more than they thought they would.
okay so we know bath farts are top notch but what about hot tub farts? the jets are bubbling and humming and someone could just let rip without even needing to try and hide it 👀
Underwater farts in general, god damn... Especially the really massive ones where it’s just a constant stream of bubbles.
Imagine your OTP half asleep in bed when suddenly one of them farts.
A grimaces at the smell and groans, rubbing their nose in the pillow mumbling “You’re gross.” While B, the one guilty, is just lying there with the biggest shit eating grin because they know; no matter how gross they are, A will always love them.
Ok so, sex pollen, but instead of it making you unbelievably horny, it makes you unbelievably gassy.
Imagine A of your OTP dry humping a gassy B from behind, kissing their neck and whispering words of encouragements at B’s sputtering farts rumbling against their lap.
Scat bonus:
Fart Thoughts that got me like 😳
- Farting silently to relieve the pressure/pain, only to be surprised by how awful the smell is
- Farting during checkups because the pressure on their belly becomes too much
- Farting while on a horse (bonus points for blaming it on the horse)
- Farting while pillow humping and thinking about their crush, but it’s so funny to them that they burst into laughter
- Needing to pass gas really bad and using running as an excuse to do so without company (but someone offers to come with them)
- Farting on someone’s favorite plush or toy and then handing it back to them
- Those desperate, small and warm farts when you need to use the bathroom really bad
- Having to fart while climbing on someone’s shoulders
- Pants that suddenly fit after a huge fart
- Accidentally witnessing a strict authority figure ripping ass in their office