Bmarch63's #1

your friendly neighborhood Bruins fan Erin-17-massachusetts

[venustone]

when you arrive home late and your parents start to ask you plenty of questions at the same time

[andreaswift-deactivated20200701]

Taylor references The Great Gatsby in TIWWCHNT but is that just a party reference or a bigger metaphor of the album? She also has the whole Getaway Car song and The Great Gatsby has the infamous plot twist about Daisy killing Myrtle by running her over in the car–something Gatsby initially had the blame for (just like the infamous, real life phone call) that ends up getting Gatsby killed (just like Taylor “dying”). Taylor also has a line “now I’m your Daisy.” Is this just nice flower symbolism or some double metaphor as another reference to The Great Gatsby because that’s also the name of Gatsby’s love interest? Futhermore, Reputation has several lines about guns, pools, and death, which is very similar to how Gatsby is shot and killed in his own pool and has the heartbreakingly tiny funeral despite his large and populated parties. Is this a correlation to how Taylor had all these friends and then she felt alone and like she had died? There’s also New Year’s Day that brings the party metaphor full circle–is she changing the ending of The Great Gatsby to a happy ending where she gets the love interest and ends up okay? Is this–

[bob-belcher]

[ophore]

are you a born to die Lana, ultraviolence Lana, honeymoon Lana, lust for life Lana, Lizzie grant (sirens) Lana, paradise Lana, or unreleased Lana

[deejay]

[wickedpissahbruins]

hockey

winning: i love my 23 sons

losing: i don't have any sons

[hit-em-with-the-34]

nothing but respect for MY president, auston matthews

[goaliesarethebest]

And MY prime minister Morgan Rielly

[michiganrebel92]

THOUGHTS OF A HOCKEY FAN

1.) “Why’d they blow the play dead?”

2.) “How is that even a penalty?”

3.) “What is ‘goaltender interference’?”

4.) “How the shit is that goaltender interference?”

5.) “That was the weakest penalty call I’ve ever seen.”

6.) “What the fuck are you even doing ref?”

7.) “ThAt’S nOt A pEnAlTy YoU bLiNd FuCk.”

8.) “Shut up Pierre.”

9.) “I hate every single one of these players, why are you even in the NHL.”

10.) “I can’t actually believe I’m watching beer league players.”

11.) “Wait…. When did he get traded? Who even are these people.”

12.) “I hate hockey and the players hate me.”

13.) “Oh there’s gonna be a figh–false alarm, they just hugged.”

14.) “Our goalie is going to kill every single one of his teammates and I might actually help.”

15.) “What the actual hell is our coach even doing? Can he be fired pls.”

Bonus: “I miss hockey.”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lesbianrey]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

REPORTERS YELL INDISTINCTLY

[appledevice]

[dicksplit]

Pornstar: *stumbles on a line from the script*

Me: 

[seenthroughyslglasses]

Screaming 😂

[bob-belcher]

[foxqueen-katarian]

Things my dentist has actually said to me:

“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”

“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”

“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”

“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”

“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”

“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”

[sleepbby]

pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’. his reaction is very telling of how mature and understanding he is. you don’t wanna be dating a grown ass man who gets grossed out by the word menstruation. u deserve someone who is comfortable w u and I do mean all of u. you’ll be thanking urself for doing it now and not later hun!

[theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221]

THIS IS REALLY INDICATIVE OF HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. TRUST ME.

[joshpeck]

[sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate]