[normal-horoscopes]

what is your target demographic

SLUTS

[hauntedsheephole]

some random woman’s thoughts: oh hey, he’s kind of hot.

Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[werewolbachia]

how tf am I supposed to be sexy during a pandemic

[werewolbachia]

[unclefather]

[slutknj]

thottius park

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[trashythingsgohere]

Trashy but also positive

[big-ass-magnet]

Chaotic good white trash

[eunnieboo]

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

[dajo42]

“you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”

[nudygoon]

[boff]

a cat.

[boschintegral]

@mostlycatsmostly

[biophonies]

I had to immortalize the magical encounter I had yesterday

[geek-scientist]

[possessive-suggestions]

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

[smokeythebearthemovie]

me when im working in the grocery store and i see someone “sampling” the grapes

[cute-overload]

[brago-deactivated20180214]

a safe bird

[lilmamabeyellin]

claiming this energy