Dexter Series Sentence Starters;
“Somebody’s been naughty.”
“Last thing on my wishlist is a burning sensation when I pee.”
“If you smell me again, I’ll punch you in the throat.”
“I’m not having a midlife crisis!”
“She’s into needles. Why don’t you show her your dick?”
“I like to celebrate the little things in life.”
“You give me the fucking creeps, you know that?”
“We had to get ghetto on some dirtbag at the club last night.”
“I find that incredibly insulting.”
“You think you’re charming, don’t you?”
“I’m sure you wouldn’t do anything like that.. Like sleeping your way to the top.”
“I didn’t know you were Jewish.”
“Where the fuck were you? I was worried about you.”
“If my face were all over the news for shooting a cop, and a fed, I would be digging a hole all the way to fucking China.”
“This place would turn anyone into a homicidal maniac!”
“You’re the only person here that people hate more than me.”
“Don’t fucking make that face and say ‘I’m sorry’ to me.”
“You gave me the wrong address! It was a sandwich shop!”
“She’s hot and all, but.. nothing wrong with a little conversation once in a while, you know?”
“What in the name of fuck are you doing up so early?”
“The best we can hope for is to find a place where we don’t have to pretend.”
“I have no idea what hammer time is.”
“Does this mean you’re plus one for the wedding?”
“It’s weird seeing you with a kid.”
“Are you gonna’ kill her?”
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