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Frida (2002)

#gif #she just steals the fucking rose

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as an ally to the goth+ community, i

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sexhaver

the past tense of “wake n bake” is “woke n boke”

(strumming a ukulele) when will a boyyyy pay attention to mmmmeeeeee

#i have like 5 tiny hairs on my chin and they're prickly and i've never been more proud

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baetology

Describe your perfect date in detail.

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ideal date: it happens

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What is my perfect date? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

#me and thom #i'm the first he's the second

all these gay blogs are being recommended to me and, as a straight, i

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So this bot followed me and I swear to God it’s made a better shitpost than everyone on tumblr combined

I’m fucking losing my mind here man.

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white people on tumblr

white1: i love broccoli

white2: omg i love broccoli too sooo much

white3: did some1 say broccoli? i love broccoli

white4: i’m factkin with broccoli uwu no doubles

white5: i’’md bbrrococoli ttoo wwhyyr r uu a a ffakke off mme??

white6: *posts a pic of a broccoli* my boyfriend

white7: i want to shove a broccoli up my pussy

white8: omg guys i found a broccoli vibrator xD

white9: *rbs pics of broccolis and tags everyone in it*

white10: ii jsustt fuckigng lovove brrocoli soso muchy

and then there’s a “broccoli hour” which lasts 3 hours instead and you have to unfollow 10 people

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This is actually really racist, but really fucking funny. I’m bouta do one with black folks and soul food, then Russians and vodka.

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your url has loli on it

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And? Tag my post with pedophilia again. I dare you. I’ll press charges for defamation of character.

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screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. She will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law We must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not, you will be charged with defamation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.

Don’t think you won’t be found either. That email with the cap also includes your Dox, which will not be shared publicly. I’ve also forwarded this material to the local FBI field office. They take false accusations of pedophilia VERY seriously. Especially when your uncle is a high ranking Homicide Detective with good friends in the FBI, the US Marshals Office, and the NSA.

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can we turn this into a copy pasta

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Do you people not understand how the law works?

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i am you

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