WICK AND HER WOE MAIDENS ARE PROUD TO PRESENT ! wick of the devil’s carnival. clowned by nosta.
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WICK AND HER WOE MAIDENS ARE PROUD TO PRESENT ! wick of the devil’s carnival. clowned by nosta.
i need a hit. ( @gorewhxxxre )
“ sure thing, dolly ! ”
Clown – like cackle, wide grin from ear to ear, she’s picking up the large mallet from the ground and bashing it against the other’s head until dark liquid is spurting from cracked skull ( consider it a welcome invitation to the Hellish underworld of the carnival. You’re everybody’s bitch for a century or so ). it’s quick to heal, however, in barely a split of a second, the injury is closed, and the black, sticky blood evaporates from their clothes as if nothing had happened. And this is absolutely tame compared to what the other carnies will do over the time it takes CJ to adapt to being one of them ( Wick actually enjoys the other’s addition to the infernal troupe, this little human has endured weeks of torture without cracking. One might even say she’s enjoyed it all the way through ).
she belongs right here with them.
“ what? you said you wanted a hit, ” she shrugs bare shoulders, hands clad in lace black gloves take a hold of the other’s chin and give it a teasing squeeze, “ sorry, dolly, we’ve got no booze or drugs down here. does nothin’ to us, and the boss wouldn’t want any humans gettin’ a hold of ‘em. ”
"he’ll take a bullet for you because all he wants to be is dead.” ( @gorewhxxxre )
“ well, he’s gonna end up down at the carnival sooner or later – the guy upstairs doesn’t take good to humans who wanna off themselves. goin’ against him like that really bothers his gears, or so i’ve heard. ”
a shrug of petite shoulders, tangled up in ribbons of fabric suspended from the ceiling of the circus tent, she arches and twists around, floating in the mass of black and red fabric ( humans are weird creatures, Wick cannot really recall if she was ever one of them, or if she was simply born from Hellfire itself, like some of the other carnies claim to have been ). truth is, most of the demons have fun at their expense because they know that, unlike them, they have limits ( their bodies give in, their bones break and they bleed and their minds crack ), however, down at the carnival, all that disappears – except the perception that they still have those limitations. No matter how many times they’re whipped by the tamer, or stabbed by the scorpion, they just keep going and going and going for all eternity. She really doesn’t get why the boss finds it so tedious – to her, there’s nothing as entertaining as the screams of agony of creatures that, for the carnies, are very similar to ants in a glass cage.
“ can’t really bring him there, though, ‘cause that’s against the rules,” the boss is lenient, but there’s a reason why he’s the one in charge. However, Wick’s painted grin curves from ear to ear as she comes to a stop on her twirls and turns, upside down like a spider creeping down her web, darkest of eyes brighten with the possibility of new meat to taste, “ buuuut, you can. what’cha say, in for a show? you off the guy, then turn that knife on yourself, and you’ve got a one way ticket down with us ! ”
WICK AND HER WOE MAIDENS ARE PROUD TO PRESENT ! wick of the devil’s carnival. clowned by nosta.
the implications in tdc that g/od doesn’t want humanity any longer despite being their own creations because we are too “imperfect” and “broken” like dolls so that’s why they literally throw us away into the carnival to be tortured for eternity is *cheff´s kiss*
last podcast on the left sentence starters, pt 3 ↪ taken from various episodes & streams. alter as you see fit
“my mom killed a boy.”
“he was just a backwards human being!”
“at least cherry pie is nice!”
“it’s like the movie ‘stand by me’ or something like that.”
“squirrels are the fleshlight of the forest.”
“another day in long-fat-man history.”
“i went to the doctor with lymphoma and he just gave me a bowl cut.”
“that’s kinda fun.”
“that’ll happen!”
“you’re bein’ mean to me!”
“beavers are the loggers of the animal world, and isn’t that fun?”
“you’re thinking about it. don’t think about it!”
“i’m having one!”
“i’m a naughty little burrito.”
“let’s make our own parmesan.”
“enjoy your devil’s telescope!”
“i could beat you. to death. easily.”
“i can get you a dead girl.”
“you don’t know until you’ve been out there.”
“i would do that, but i don’t know if i want that.”
“[name]’s yelling is right.”
“but in the real world- in layman’s terms, out- out of the hoity toity, ivory tower of acaDEMIA-”
“they found nothing but trouble.”
“we got a nerd alert!”
“this drawer is just full of gold teeth!”
“and in that moment … he ejaculated.”
“you ready for this shit?”
“he said that as an insult but i took it as a compliment.”
“i will not die.”
“i wish that technically he died by being forced through a spaghetti strainer.”
“i like having normal human conversations with you, [name].“
"he’ll take a bullet for you because all he wants to be is dead.”
“a preacher screaming about the end of times, i kinda like it.”
“interesting; i thought the translation was gonna be, like, 'dick pine’.”
“i wanna watch the sun explode.”
“anyway let’s get back to witchcraft and stop discussing the love life of harry potter.”
“i once watched my great aunt rip apart a teddy bear with her bare hands.”
“i don’t know what that means but it sounds fun.”
“you just smell like roadkill.”
“that’s the upside down, you fuck!”
“but he was a fucking cool-ass dude! i mean - i mean he’s done bad things, obviously he’s done bad things."
GOODFELLAS (1990) feel free to change details and pronouns as you see fit. some nsfw and triggering material.
what the fuck is that?
maybe you got a flat.
he’s still alive.
as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be a gangster.
it was there that i knew i belonged.
my father was always pissed off.
the way i saw it everybody takes a beating sometime.
that was the first time i had ever seen anyone shot.
i got to toughen this kid up.
you might know who we are, but we know who you are.
i’m not mad, i’’m proud of you.
never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
go fuck your mother.
you’re really funny.
you’re a funny guy.
what the fuck is so funny about me?
get the fuck out of here, ___.
i almost had him.
when i leave my house in the morning i look over both shoulders.
fuck you, pay me.
i’m trying to bang this broad. help me out.
i couldn’t stand him.
you got some nerve standing me up.
i forgot. i thought it was next week.
i thought you would stand me up.
what happened? are you alright?
why don’t you go inside and get yourself together. clean up.
i swear on my mother, if you touch her again, you’re dead.
don’t shoot.
i got to admit the truth. it turned me on.
welcome to the family.
what kind of person doesn’t call?
leave him alone. he’s suffered enough.
why didn’t you call?
normal people don’t act like this.
give me a break. she’s drunk.
i don’t know if i could live like that.
god forbid, what would happen if you had to go to prison?
nobody goes to jail unless they want to.
come on, don’t worry so much, sweetie. come here.
you want some coffee?
i need money to go shopping.
let me shoot him in his fucking mouth.
i didn’t want to get blood on your floor.
i’ll make you something to eat.
tell me, where you been? i haven’t seen you.
you don’t eat much, you don’t talk much.
what do you like, the leg or the wing?
what happened to the car?
so he got shot in the foot. big fucking deal.
something’s going on.
i look in your face and i know you’re lying.
get out of my life. i can’t stand you.
that bandage on your foot is bigger than your fucking head.
go fuck yourself, ___.
don’t take shit from nobody.
you got a problem with what i did?
don’t hang up on me. i want to talk to you.
wake up.
i’m crazy enough to kill both of you.
___, take it easy.
do you love her?
you know i love you, don’t you? you’re all i want, ___.
please, put the gun down.
what are you, fucking crazy?
i can’t stop people from visiting me.
in a month we’ll be fine.
we won’t need anybody.
you don’t have to go anywhere. make them wait.
go get yourself something nice.
it’s an occasion. have a drink.
i know something happened.
i wish you lots of luck.
he’s a good fella.
he’s gone. he’s gone.
i can’t fucking believe it.
there was nothing we could do about it.
the drugs are making your mind into mush.
i almost got into an accident on the way here.
everything’s gonna be all right in the morning.
you’re paranoid.
i need a hit.
don’t “yeah, yeah” me.
do you think you can come over, fuck me, then leave?
please stop feeding the dog from the table from the plate on top of it.
i got to go home and get my hat.
forget your hat.
only cops talk that way.
you don’t want to talk, don’t talk. i don’t give a fuck.
i’m clean.
you looked me in the eyes and lied to me.
you’re all i got.
i really, really need your help. i really do.
if we stay around here we’re dead.
i just got scared.
i ordered spaghetti with marinara sauce and i got egg noodles with ketchup.
i’m an average nobody.
i get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
WICK AND HER WOE MAIDENS ARE PROUD TO PRESENT ! wick of the devil’s carnival. clowned by nosta.
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wick and her woe maidens dancing around to the tune of kidnap the sandy claws is basically what tdc is all about
gorewhxxxre:
as hectic as her life gets, it’s sometimes nice to just sit back, relax, watch a movie and take some time for herself. but she doesn’t mind company either. ❝ what do you think my next act should be? ❞ she asks the girl lounging across from her, ❝ i’m getting bored of what i’ve been putting on… i want some bigger, bolder, crazier. ❞
@wickedcarny ┊ i said i was gonna do it
Humans are funny things to watch ( most of the ones that end up down at the carnival will do anything to get out – that is, until they learn that down there, they have power. Just play by the only rule there is: do what the boss says, and you pretty much have wild card ). and Wick enjoys watching them from time to time, just as much as she enjoys their screams of agony, louder even than the sound of hellfire sizzling down at the carnival. She can’t really remember if she was ever one of them ( humans are weird in their ways of thinking – morality is a human concept that baffles every carny ), so Wick takes as many chance as she gets to crawl up to Earth to wreak havoc.
“ i’d say y’should do a thing where you chop off your own head and do tricks with it ! --- wait, no, your head won’t get attached again, will it? ” ruby lips curve to the sides, clawed black nail taps her chin, “ y’humans sure are boring ! ”
clownwork:
❝ get your own whip , honeybunches . i didn’t do all that work up top t’ come down here an’ do nothin’ ! but ‘m sure we could find other uses for it . ❞
“ y’re no fun ! ” paint caked lips pouting, she’s quick to stick serpentine, black tongue out at the tamer, “ y’get all the funny shit to do and we just dance ‘round ! scorpion won’t even let me play with his knife, ” pitched is the whine exhaling from mouth twisted to the side, yanking on the whip coiled around itself and looped to his belt, “ that a promise? ‘cause the last woman on your job list seemed like she just got a few scratches, ” smile stretches to inhuman lengths, almost to the corners of her ears, “ y’re saving her up for a second round, aren’t you? you know she’ll fuck the rules again soon. ”
𝕎𝔼𝕃ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼 𝕋𝕆 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃'𝕊 ℙ𝕃𝔸𝕐𝔾ℝ𝕆𝕌ℕ𝔻 !
“ hey – heeeeey, I wanna whip humans too ! ” ( @clownwork )
wick and her sisters literally share the same chaotic energy as oogie’s henchmen and i vibe with it