KISS THE GIRLS !

𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖒𝖊, 𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖒𝖊, 𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖐𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖒𝖊 !

[wickwoe]

WICK AND HER WOE MAIDENS ARE PROUD TO PRESENT !     wick of the devil’s carnival. clowned by nosta.

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[wickwoe]

i need a hit.    (  @gorewhxxxre​  )

                               “     sure    thing,     dolly     !     ”    

             Clown    –     like     cackle,     wide     grin     from     ear     to     ear,     she’s     picking     up     the     large     mallet     from     the     ground     and     bashing     it     against     the     other’s     head     until     dark     liquid   is     spurting     from     cracked     skull     (     consider     it     a     welcome     invitation     to     the     Hellish     underworld     of     the     carnival.     You’re    everybody’s     bitch     for     a     century     or     so    ).     it’s     quick     to     heal,     however,     in   barely     a     split     of     a     second,     the     injury    is     closed,     and     the     black,     sticky     blood   evaporates     from     their     clothes     as     if     nothing   had     happened.     And     this     is     absolutely     tame    compared     to     what     the     other     carnies     will    do     over     the     time     it     takes     CJ     to     adapt     to     being     one     of     them     (     Wick     actually     enjoys     the     other’s     addition     to     the    infernal     troupe,     this     little     human     has     endured     weeks     of     torture     without     cracking.     One     might     even     say     she’s     enjoyed     it     all    the     way     through     ).

                              she    belongs     right     here     with     them.

             “     what?    you     said     you     wanted     a     hit,     ”     she   shrugs     bare     shoulders,     hands     clad     in     lace   black     gloves     take     a     hold     of     the     other’s    chin     and     give     it     a     teasing     squeeze,     “    sorry,     dolly,     we’ve     got     no     booze     or     drugs     down     here.     does     nothin’     to     us,     and     the     boss     wouldn’t     want     any     humans     gettin’     a     hold     of     ‘em.     ”

[wickwoe]

"he’ll take a bullet for you because all he wants to be is dead.”    (  @gorewhxxxre​  )

                   “     well,    he’s     gonna     end     up     down     at     the     carnival     sooner     or     later     –     the     guy   upstairs     doesn’t     take     good     to     humans    who     wanna     off     themselves.    goin’    against    him    like    that    really    bothers    his    gears,    or    so    i’ve     heard. ”

                a    shrug     of     petite     shoulders,     tangled     up     in   ribbons     of     fabric     suspended     from     the     ceiling     of     the     circus     tent,     she     arches     and     twists     around,     floating     in     the     mass     of     black     and     red     fabric     (     humans     are    weird     creatures,     Wick     cannot     really     recall     if     she     was     ever     one     of     them,     or     if   she     was     simply     born     from     Hellfire     itself,   like     some     of     the     other     carnies     claim     to   have     been     ).     truth     is,     most   of     the     demons          have     fun     at     their     expense     because     they     know     that,     unlike     them,   they     have     limits     (     their     bodies     give     in,     their     bones     break     and     they     bleed    and     their     minds     crack     ),     however,     down     at     the     carnival,     all     that     disappears     –     except     the     perception     that     they     still   have     those     limitations.     No     matter     how     many     times     they’re     whipped     by     the     tamer,   or     stabbed     by     the     scorpion,     they     just     keep     going     and     going     and     going     for     all   eternity.     She     really     doesn’t     get     why     the    boss     finds     it     so     tedious     –     to     her,    there’s     nothing     as     entertaining     as     the     screams     of     agony     of     creatures     that,     for     the     carnies,     are     very     similar     to     ants     in   a     glass     cage.

            “     can’t    really     bring     him     there,     though,     ‘cause     that’s     against     the     rules,”     the     boss     is   lenient,     but     there’s     a     reason     why     he’s    the     one     in     charge.     However,     Wick’s     painted     grin     curves     from     ear     to     ear     as   she     comes     to     a     stop     on     her     twirls     and     turns,     upside     down     like     a     spider     creeping     down     her     web,     darkest     of     eyes     brighten     with     the     possibility     of     new     meat     to     taste,     “     buuuut,     you     can.     what’cha     say,     in     for     a     show?     you     off   the     guy,     then     turn     that     knife     on     yourself,     and     you’ve     got     a     one     way     ticket     down     with     us     !     ”

[wickwoe]

WICK AND HER WOE MAIDENS ARE PROUD TO PRESENT !     wick of the devil’s carnival. clowned by nosta.

[wickwoe]

the implications in tdc that g/od doesn’t want humanity any longer despite being their own creations because we are too “imperfect” and “broken” like dolls so that’s why they literally throw us away into the carnival to be tortured for eternity is *cheff´s kiss*

[inkmemesarchive]

last  podcast  on  the  left  sentence  starters,  pt  3 ↪  taken  from  various episodes  &  streams.  alter  as  you  see  fit

“my mom killed a boy.”

“he was just a backwards human being!”

“at least cherry pie is nice!”

“it’s like the movie ‘stand by me’ or something like that.”

“squirrels are the fleshlight of the forest.”

“another day in long-fat-man history.”

“i went to the doctor with lymphoma and he just gave me a bowl cut.”

“that’s kinda fun.”

“that’ll happen!”

“you’re bein’ mean to me!”

“beavers are the loggers of the animal world, and isn’t that fun?”

“you’re thinking about it. don’t think about it!”

“i’m having one!”

“i’m a naughty little burrito.”

“let’s make our own parmesan.”

“enjoy your devil’s telescope!”

“i could beat you. to death. easily.”

“i can get you a dead girl.”

“you don’t know until you’ve been out there.”

“i would do that, but i don’t know if i want that.”

“[name]’s yelling is right.”

“but in the real world- in layman’s terms, out- out of the hoity toity, ivory tower of acaDEMIA-”

“they found nothing but trouble.”

“we got a nerd alert!”

“this drawer is just full of gold teeth!”

“and in that moment … he ejaculated.”

“you ready for this shit?”

“he said that as an insult but i took it as a compliment.”

“i will not die.”

“i wish that technically he died by being forced through a spaghetti strainer.”

“i like having normal human conversations with you, [name].“

"he’ll take a bullet for you because all he wants to be is dead.”

“a preacher screaming about the end of times, i kinda like it.”

“interesting; i thought the translation was gonna be, like, 'dick pine’.”

“i wanna watch the sun explode.”

“anyway let’s get back to witchcraft and stop discussing the love life of harry potter.”

“i once watched my great aunt rip apart a teddy bear with her bare hands.”

“i don’t know what that means but it sounds fun.”

“you just smell like roadkill.”

“that’s the upside down, you fuck!”

“but he was a fucking cool-ass dude! i mean - i mean he’s done bad things, obviously he’s done bad things." 

[movierpmemes]

GOODFELLAS (1990) feel free to change details and pronouns as you see fit. some nsfw and triggering material.

what the fuck is that?

maybe you got a flat.

he’s still alive.

as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be a gangster.

it was there that i knew i belonged.

my father was always pissed off.

the way i saw it everybody takes a beating sometime.

that was the first time i had ever seen anyone shot.

i got to toughen this kid up.

you might know who we are, but we know who you are.

i’m not mad, i’’m proud of you.

never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.

go fuck your mother.

you’re really funny.

you’re a funny guy.

what the fuck is so funny about me?

get the fuck out of here, ___.

i almost had him.

when i leave my house in the morning i look over both shoulders.

fuck you, pay me.

i’m trying to bang this broad. help me out.

i couldn’t stand him.

you got some nerve standing me up.

i forgot. i thought it was next week.

i thought you would stand me up.

what happened? are you alright?

why don’t you go inside and get yourself together. clean up.

i swear on my mother, if you touch her again, you’re dead.

don’t shoot.

i got to admit the truth. it turned me on.

welcome to the family.

what kind of person doesn’t call?

leave him alone. he’s suffered enough.

why didn’t you call?

normal people don’t act like this.

give me a break. she’s drunk.

i don’t know if i could live like that.

god forbid, what would happen if you had to go to prison?

nobody goes to jail unless they want to.

come on, don’t worry so much, sweetie. come here.

you want some coffee?

i need money to go shopping.

let me shoot him in his fucking mouth.

i didn’t want to get blood on your floor.

i’ll make you something to eat.

tell me, where you been? i haven’t seen you.

you don’t eat much, you don’t talk much.

what do you like, the leg or the wing?

what happened to the car?

so he got shot in the foot. big fucking deal.

something’s going on.

i look in your face and i know you’re lying.

get out of my life. i can’t stand you.

that bandage on your foot is bigger than your fucking head.

go fuck yourself, ___.

don’t take shit from nobody.

you got a problem with what i did?

don’t hang up on me. i want to talk to you.

wake up.

i’m crazy enough to kill both of you.

___, take it easy.

do you love her?

you know i love you, don’t you? you’re all i want, ___.

please, put the gun down.

what are you, fucking crazy?

i can’t stop people from visiting me.

in a month we’ll be fine.

we won’t need anybody.

you don’t have to go anywhere. make them wait.

go get yourself something nice.

it’s an occasion. have a drink.

i know something happened.

i wish you lots of luck.

he’s a good fella.

he’s gone. he’s gone.

i can’t fucking believe it.

there was nothing we could do about it.

the drugs are making your mind into mush.

i almost got into an accident on the way here.

everything’s gonna be all right in the morning.

you’re paranoid.

i need a hit.

don’t “yeah, yeah” me.

do you think you can come over, fuck me, then leave?

please stop feeding the dog from the table from the plate on top of it.

i got to go home and get my hat.

forget your hat.

only cops talk that way.

you don’t want to talk, don’t talk. i don’t give a fuck.

i’m clean.

you looked me in the eyes and lied to me.

you’re all i got.

i really, really need your help. i really do.

if we stay around here we’re dead.

i just got scared.

i ordered spaghetti with marinara sauce and i got egg noodles with ketchup.

i’m an average nobody.

i get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

[wickwoe]

WICK AND HER WOE MAIDENS ARE PROUD TO PRESENT !     wick of the devil’s carnival. clowned by nosta.

[wickwoe]

NEW URL WE’RE NOW WICKWOE!!

[wickwoe]

wick and her woe maidens dancing around to the tune of kidnap the sandy claws is basically what tdc is all about

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[wickwoe]

gorewhxxxre‌:

               as hectic as her life gets, it’s sometimes nice to just sit back, relax, watch a movie and take some time for herself. but she doesn’t mind company either.  ❝ what do you think my next act should be? ❞ she asks the girl lounging across from her,  ❝ i’m getting bored of what i’ve been putting on… i want some bigger, bolder, crazier. ❞

@wickedcarny​  ┊  i said i was gonna do it 

                   Humans    are    funny    things   to    watch    (        most    of    the    ones    that    end   up    down    at    the    carnival    will    do    anything    to  get    out    –    that    is,    until    they    learn    that  down    there,    they    have    power.    Just   play    by    the    only    rule    there    is:    do  what    the    boss    says,    and    you    pretty    much   have    wild    card    ).        and    Wick   enjoys    watching    them    from    time    to    time,    just   as    much    as    she    enjoys    their    screams    of    agony,   louder    even    than    the    sound    of    hellfire   sizzling    down    at    the    carnival.    She    can’t   really    remember    if    she    was    ever    one    of    them   (    humans    are    weird    in    their    ways    of   thinking    –    morality    is    a    human    concept    that   baffles    every    carny    ),    so   Wick    takes    as    many    chance    as    she    gets    to   crawl    up    to    Earth    to    wreak    havoc.

              “    i’d    say    y’should   do    a    thing    where    you    chop    off    your    own   head    and    do    tricks    with    it    !    ---   wait,    no,    your    head    won’t    get    attached    again,   will    it?    ”    ruby    lips    curve    to    the    sides,   clawed    black    nail    taps    her    chin,    “    y’humans   sure    are    boring    !    ”

[wickwoe]

clownwork‌:

❝           get          your          own          whip          ,          honeybunches    .           i      didn’t      do      all      that      work      up      top      t’      come      down      here      an’      do      nothin’    !      but      ‘m      sure      we      could      find      other      uses      for      it    .             ❞

              “    y’re    no    fun    !    ”   paint    caked    lips    pouting,    she’s    quick    to   stick    serpentine,        black    tongue    out    at    the   tamer,    “    y’get    all    the    funny    shit    to    do   and    we    just    dance    ‘round    !   scorpion    won’t    even    let    me    play    with    his   knife,    ”    pitched    is    the    whine    exhaling    from   mouth    twisted    to    the    side,    yanking    on    the   whip    coiled    around    itself    and    looped    to    his   belt,    “    that    a    promise?    ‘cause   the    last    woman    on    your    job    list        seemed   like    she    just    got    a    few    scratches,    ”    smile  stretches    to    inhuman    lengths,    almost    to    the   corners    of    her    ears,    “    y’re    saving    her    up   for    a    second    round,    aren’t    you?    you    know   she’ll    fuck    the    rules    again    soon.    ”

[wickwoe]

      𝕎𝔼𝕃ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼 𝕋𝕆 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃'𝕊 ℙ𝕃𝔸𝕐𝔾ℝ𝕆𝕌ℕ𝔻 !

[wickwoe]

               “    hey    –    heeeeey,   I    wanna    whip    humans    too   !    ”  (   @clownwork​   )

[wickwoe]

wick and her sisters literally share the same chaotic energy as oogie’s henchmen and i vibe with it