everyone's least favourite mc player

hi i'm wielder and i'm a piece of shit || she/it

[wielderofpans]

fucking shocked i didn't die *once* that entire stream maybe i actually am good at this game

[wielderofpans]

first stream back went great, thanks to everyoe that came out and special thanks to @ankerage and @cvianaatmint for being sane and ration people to play a pvp server with :)

[wielderofpans]

update!

been playing on the new ankerage server a bit, it’s goin rly nice, got some gear from villagers which is always nice to not actually have to work :3

i’m in the process of trying to write lore and will release it once it’s actually done in god knows how long

[wielderofpans]

dude i keep forgetting i have a tumblr account this is kinda embarrassing

updates! there’s been a new spinoff server for Ankerage but i haven’t been able to play on it yet cus no PC

two bitches blew up my perfectly nice cave house on Elim but AR got my potion stockpile out and the base has been moved and re-set up, also haven’t been able to play since

also it’s continually so funny that i’m actually the world worst minecraft player like you may know i watch a lot of really good pvp YouTubers like clown ivory and minute and it kills me into such a false sense of security but i have been getting a little better at sword and pot pvp

anyways that’s my checkin for the month(s) :3

[wielderofpans]

hihi it’s me i forgot i had tumblr for a hot second

a quick update, there’s still some trouble with plugins and whatnot so i’m playing on the Elim preseason server (currently allied with like half the server hehe)

still trying to learn OBS better too so streams should be back up eventually?? school’s kinda kicking my ass

:3

[wielderofpans]

so uh

AR has made the executive decision to end Exiled cus moderation (his job) sucked ass and like half the player base were kinda pricks so uhh rip i guess this is probably for the best

he’s making another smp but i probably won’t join it cus his moderation sucks balls and it’s gonna be more pvp based and we all know how well i’d do in that:3

[wielderofpans]

correction: exiled isnt ending AR’s just leaving which. thank fuck tbh

so i’ll hopefully still doing Exiled streams uwu

[wielderofpans]

correction to the correction, exiled is. fully done for which is probably for the best

Emma’s gonna be co-running the new server with AR so it’ll be a bit better hopefully, AR’s “taken an oath” and we all know how that went last time, i probably won’t be playing on it as much cus it’s more pvp based and that’s just. gonna be a bad time for me, it’s called Elim SMP and the whole gimmick is that if you die everything that gets used in combat in ur inventory is just. gone forever

so yea maybe i’ll play maybe i won’t (i almost certainly won’t)

[wielderofpans]

so uh

AR has made the executive decision to end Exiled cus moderation (his job) sucked ass and like half the player base were kinda pricks so uhh rip i guess this is probably for the best

he’s making another smp but i probably won’t join it cus his moderation sucks balls and it’s gonna be more pvp based and we all know how well i’d do in that:3

[wielderofpans]

correction: exiled isnt ending AR’s just leaving which. thank fuck tbh

so i’ll hopefully still doing Exiled streams uwu

[wielderofpans]

so uh

AR has made the executive decision to end Exiled cus moderation (his job) sucked ass and like half the player base were kinda pricks so uhh rip i guess this is probably for the best

he’s making another smp but i probably won’t join it cus his moderation sucks balls and it’s gonna be more pvp based and we all know how well i’d do in that:3

[ankeragesimp]

i haven’t heard anything ankerageSMP related recently, i rlly hope the server’s not dead :(

[wielderofpans]

bad news choombatta

[wielderofpans]

not hypixel having to un-archive the ankeragesmp so i could dick around for a couple minutes we need to get our shit together

[wielderofpans]

once i learn obs it’s over for you bitches

[wielderofpans]

sorry i haven’t been streaming or playing anything recently, college is kicking my ass and i’m trying to set up a new setup (hehe) so i’ll be back on my bullshit in like a couple weeks, thanks for your patience

[wielderofpans]

i forgor to post about the purge earlier sorry </3

everything’s done now tho, at3ko got disqualified bc he was appearently hacking (good, i hope he chokes on his Dino nuggies), i am. so afraid of charli

i came fourth overall tho :33

[wielderofpans]

i really need to play on Ankerage more there’s loads of shit to do but the server’s kinda dead and it’s sad i miss back when everyone actually played

[wielderofpans]

forgot to post about the end fight, sorry uwu

i was the only person that died, and then died four more times trying to get my stuff back and get off the main end island which is just. so iconic of me

rip season one, it was a shitshow with dogshit moderation but here’s hoping s. 2 will be better (yea there’s a season two i’m as excited as you are)

[wielderofpans]

after. a lot of rescheduling, today marks the first day of ExiledSMP! either this is gonna be really fun or i’m gonna keep dying to skeletons every 5 minutes like i did all stream today because i suck ass at this game uwu

[wielderofpans]

this is what the kids call "environmentalism" this is what *i* call "faster than mining stone"

[wielderofpans]

(via @/ankerage)

fuck you <3