[tamale-papi]

The problem with me is if I see a hot guy I wanna know what his balls smell like

[sacredwhores]

Bruce LaBruce - No Skin Off My Ass (1991)

[twinsfawn]

i feel like swinging at the hornet’s nest today

[girlnephew]

[ambienthousewife]

xiu xiu

[cottoncandylesbo]

women.

clap for women

[memorycycle]

[zagreus]

cock so fat i set off the tsa's fat cock alarm and got a complimentary gentle grope from their bravest pervert

[zagreus]

anyway my cock turned out not to be a gun after all and the plane didnt crash so im here with my wife now and it was all worth it :)

[zagreus]

you;re welcome. just doing my part for world peace

[memorycycle]

ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

[softwaring]

[a9111197]

Honcho Magazine October 1980 - Photographed by Eric Perkins

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Woman: My boyfriend is such a golden retriever

Me (trying to be open minded but clearly disgusted): Oh cool. I didn't know certain laws had changed

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

i need to be a guest judge on ru paul drag race

[clubpenguinkiller]

Can you do your guy with a boner impression again

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

Screaming and crying and throwing up that I can’t be her

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

She is without a doubt more skilled at Tik tok than any of the millionaire tik tokers at the met gala. If we lived in a merit based society she would be the highest paid and most successful tik toker of all time.

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

In a meritocracy she would have been invited to the met gala with all the others

[escuerzoresucitado]

[birdingbutch]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to run low on storage space

[aflo]

somebody on Twitter drew the Etruscan boar vessel as a hot furry guy im logging off

[aflo]

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]