I crush the soul and drink its power

he/him. read kengan asura

[deathwarlock]

the doomed noob trolls futilely.

[pjackk]

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

[pjackk]

Nobodys busting hard no more

[dogpuppy]

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

[cottoncandylesbo]

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

[deathwarlock]

fucked up in the crib and we eatin poop

[wotsukai]

[angelicguy]

Loling so so so hard wt this ad i got

[friendlyfatigue]

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

[googieghoul]

getting emotional over this meme

[kwzr6977tvuuytr67-deactivated20]

[fruitsoftheape100]

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

[destikneeschild]

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

So so so fucking real

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

you off the henny or whatever you drink and she appears in your inbox, knowing all the dumb shit she be saying but you close to gettin’ that wop, you sittin’ lookin’ at the screen like

after the deed is done, the bloggers caught wind of it but you tryna play it off like: 

“I never just did things just to do them, c’mon what am i gonna do just hit her up like you droppin neck? like its something to do? I got a lil more sense than that….

yeah, I got mop from communism”

[smoothestjazz]

this is one of the most important posts on this website, how the hell does it only have 26k notes after all these years

[young-replica]

[astrobstrd]

[389]

jungle IS massive, innit

[deathwarlock]

I went rogue IT at work today Im tired of people ignoring me and dragging things out so I established a silent webshell using our endpoint security tool and removed the stupid god damn non-absolute entry in the stupid god damn path variable that literally pointed to a directory that doesnt exist. if i can make it to the end of the day today without the one machine I tested this on exploding then im doing the rest.

[z3bula]

HE'S REACHING FOR HIS HONESTY AND KIND NATURE

[audioexorcisms]

[deathwarlock]

there is a ancient monk waiting on a mountain somewhere in the world to teach YOU 🫵 the heaven shaking fist

[deathwarlock]

bro i ran out of co2 on my kegerator system last friday, the DAY I got my special order kegs, and since then I have attempted to solve a couple of problems and just keep getting hung up on little inconveniences.

Ordered a new co2 tank and it wasn't gonna get here until yesterday, actually arrived monday. This didn't matter anyways because you're not supposed to tap the kegs until theyre completely cooled and they werent ready yet.

Realized I needed to replace my single co2 regulator with a dual regulator because one of the beers I ordered requires higher PSI than the other two. I ordered a replacement on saturday and it was supposed to arrived monday, it got delayed without a delivery date for so long I ordered a new one for overnight, and it immediately came out of delay and is arriving tomorrow.

I finally got everything I needed so I gathered up my supplies and began prepping the tank... only to realize it never occurred to me that they could send me an empty co2 tank (they did).

Then after calling around im coming to realize that finding a business to refill your co2 tanks is actually the hardest thing on the planet and No One Does It except for a single business 45 minutes away.

anyways I'm getting it done tomorrow mark my fucking words

[deathwarlock]

I did get it done btw and I drank 2 boots of beer TODAY