I crush the soul and drink its power

he/him. read kengan asura

[deathwarlock]

the doomed noob trolls futilely.

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[dogpuppy]

[joanthebonelord]

[mindofjson]

we need to stop typing shit and find food

[reactionimagesdaily]

[despazito]

[deathwarlock]

im your 48th president Alabama Georgia and my first decree is gettin rid of all the roads

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[cavernclaw]

How it feels to be mutuals with someone for over a year

[deathwarlock]

publix would not let me enter with the heavenly spear but I refuse to abandon my duty

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[deathwarlock]

im your 48th president Alabama Georgia and my first decree is gettin rid of all the roads

[deathwarlock]

oh fuckk new Mastodon single. first one without Brent Hinds. listening now thoughts coming soon

[deathwarlock]

Ok so. Mastodon is special in a way that every single one of their members is extremely important to their sound as a whole, all killer no filler. I was honestly extremely worried that losing Brent was going to fully gut the mystical tortured hillbilly metal sound that I love so much out of the music, and its definitely diluted, but because of the sheer combined talent of all the other members I am not left wanting. This new single absolutely rips, definitely reminds me of Emperor of Sands era Mastodon with maybe even a little bit more heft on the riffs, and im for sure not complaining.

give it a listen if you fuck with me 🐘

[deathwarlock]

oh fuckk new Mastodon single. first one without Brent Hinds. listening now thoughts coming soon

[februarytrash]

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

The key to opsec is Assume your shit's already compromised

[tactfulsaboteur]