Local Bog In Shape Of Boy

Parker | he/they | 28 | pasta queen | hot young grandmother | taken | Seattle| be 18+

[onlyhams]

how to reconcile the profane urge to become a metropolitan heartthrob with the sacred desire of becoming a massive sturgeon

[dreadwedge]

touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery

[garbae5000]

that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net

[dreadwedge]

swish

[afaerytalelife]

[onlyhams]

How're you doing?

Pretty good. Still alive and kicking

[onlyhams]

Hello this is my new poced i hope youen joy

[raboartcollection]

[electronicmail]

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

[dogpuppy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I was blown to a smithereen, just the one

[missazabi-blog]

[nevver]

All it ever does is rain, Christophe Jarcot

[mafuyuh]

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[shaddy-bee]

[ingydars]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[manisthebastard]

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

[cognitohazardous]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

[onlyhams]

It would be really good for the environment and baby turtles and panthers and stuff if you ejaculated inside of me. We can save the world i tell you

call that ancestry.com the way you want my genetic material

[onlyhams]

Pubes or smooth

secret third thing

[onlyhams]

Hiiiii what's your favorite forest

I’m rly partial to the forests up and around the Olympic Peninsula of WA :)