Wilde Grrrl

Gwendolen : 23 : lipstick femme, super gay. TJLC + late 1930's vintage. The PRB and 19th century aestheticism is my everything. Traveling the long road to a Ph.D. in the History of Art.

[scruffy-looking-laser-brain]

No one :

Not a single soul :

Crowley at the houseplants :

[nolongerin-use-deactivated20200]

Crowley is a power bottom and nobody can convince me otherwise

[linipik]

Crowley at some point, probably

[lifeistrash13]

OKAY SO

for the guys that made good omens and for everyone in this fandom doing those incredible fics/fanart stuff

[zzztia]

Us: How tf did Crowley not discorporate in a flaming car

Neil Gaiman:

[honeybakedbee]

and I rest my case

[incorrect-good-omens]

Crowley: In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.

Aziraphale: Crowley, this is real life, not an excellent film.

[incorrect-good-omens]

Aziraphale: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.

Crowley: I relate to Tinkerbell because she's a bitch and she needs attention or she dies.

[incorrect-good-omens]

Crowley: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game, and I'm winning.

Aziraphale-in-Madame-Tracy, yelling at him from her flying scooter: THINK AGAIN, TWINK

[incorrect-good-omens]

Crowley: *jumps into bed beside Aziraphale*

Crowley: Once again, fate throws us together.

Aziraphale: Dear, we've been married for years. This is our bedroom.

[incorrect-good-omens]

Aziraphale: What's in the suitcase, dear?

Crowley: Vodka.

Aziraphale: You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?

Crowley: No!

Crowley: There's mixers as well. I'm not a savage.

[incorrect-good-omens]

Crowley: Let's get this straight? More like let me run this bi you.

Anathema: Let's pan this out.

Newt: Let's ace-ess the situation.

Aziraphale: I'm gay.

[incorrect-good-omens]

Gabriel: I hate you.

Crowley: I hate myself, too, bitch. You're not special.

Aziraphale, softly: Dear, we talked about this.

[incorrect-good-omens]

Newt: Netflix and chill.

Aziraphale: YouTube and snuggle!

Anathema: A random pirated movie website and taking over the government.

Crowley: HULU AND FUCKING

[incorrect-good-omens]

Crowley: I have no heart. Love is for fools. I'm a strong independent demon who don't need no man in my life-

Aziraphale: *smiles*

Crowley: well fuck

[ineffableusername]

"the wifi password is on the back of the router"

the back of the router:

[wickanderhalovar]

two sides of the same coin...