I keep my condoms in the same nightstand drawer as my gun. I have protection from every type of human in that drawer, from the unborn to the undead.
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I keep my condoms in the same nightstand drawer as my gun. I have protection from every type of human in that drawer, from the unborn to the undead.
Asexuals, bisexuals, and pansexuals all have a closet to come out of. Except it’s less of a closet and more like the wardrobe to Narnia.
‘Cause when they come out, no one believes them or the things they experienced.
Where is the lie?
I feel this on so many levels
Okay one of the most annoying things about telling people I just got married is the question “Oh my God! What’s your new last name??” “Um, I didn’t change it.....” Then they launch into a long explanation about how they loved their husband soooooo much that they would give up everything for him. I’m left standing there like, “Love doesn’t require you to give up yourself, it adds to who you already are....”
If you are a feminist that is also supportive of sex workers (strippers, cam girls/boys, porn stars, ETC) please reblog this. I am trying to prove a point to someone.
One of the things I love about being married is that my husband and I act like way tall six year olds and everyone thinks we are mature adults.
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GET OUT
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Because why not? ;-)
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I don’t think this counts as dancing. Or even skipping really. It’s more of an exagerated waddle
So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. It’s about a year old, and I’d say it’s pretty safe to say I’ve improved since then. In case you don’t agree, let’s take a look at some more at my exaggerated waddling.
Waddle.
Waddle waddle.
*rolls across the floor*
Clearly I am immobilized by my own mass.
Oh wait… that’s not it, is it? It sort of seems like the opposite. Almost as though the ability to dance is based on strength, effort and passion and not on being skinny. Strange concept I know, let’s see if you can wrap your tiny little mind around it.
“You can’t dictate to a woman what should make her feel sexy.”
look I totally love girls and stuff but being friends with girls who aren’t feminists is so fucking exhausting like Idgaf that Suzy sucked dick for a McChicken last night Debra mind yo damn business
me when i'm driving and i pass a car: jesus fucking christ finALLY the speed limit on this road is forty-goddamn-five wake the fuck up and drive you are a hazard why hasn't your license revoked i s2g
me when i'm driving and a car passes me: whoa there friend we are all merely travelers on the road of life plz take a deep breath it's not a race and you're not on fire it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
Please please please don't scroll past this.
All of you!
My friend is planning to kill himself, and we came to an agreement:
For every note this post gets, he’ll hold off his suicide for another day.
Please help me out here, and I’ll send you all a ton of blessings too-
So, please reblog this and like this post whenever you see it!
I need him around, he’s my closest friend and the only person I’ve ever truly trusted, so please help him…
BLOOP!
I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…
Veins everywhere?
gorgeous~
Skin patches? Birthmarks?
hella rad~
Scars? Stretch marks?
beautiful~
Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?
heckie yeah~
Large? Curvy?
lovely~
Small? Thin?
charming~
Missing a few pieces?
handsome as ever~
Feel like you just look weird?
you’re fantastic looking~
THIS is the best post ever.
Hey babelies. I wanna talk about this UVA/Rolling Stone mess for a second. To recap, from what I understand, Rolling Stone reported Jackie’s story about her rape in November. The story went viral. Then, Rolling Stone received a statement from the frat challenging details of the account. After this, RS issued an apology saying they’re sorry and that Jackie cant be trusted. It’s a truly bizarre chain of events, especially for such a high profile magazine. A few preliminary thoughts:
Many verbal accounts of trauma have inconsistencies, it’s a well documented neuropsychological phenomenon. That there are details being disputed doesn’t mean she wasn’t raped. This is why 3rd party details can and should be corroborated in a sensitive manner. Objective evidence is notoriously hard/nearly impossible to come by in rape cases, but it doesn’t mean all we have is someone’s word against another’s. Corroboration of details is usually the job of the sexual assault advocate helping the victim, the police, or in this case - the journalist. In light of this mess, it’s important not to dismiss Jackie’s story outright, especially since the facts in question —the exact date and the day job of one of the accused—doesn’t actually have much to do with the crime itself. (Although the media is for some reason acting like it does).
False rape allegations do happen, though they are quite rare. Hundreds of studies with a sound experimental design have been done on this topic, and the number consistently hovers around 3%. Into the “false allegation” category falls people who were drugged and raped but incorrectly identified the perpetrator as well as people that the police just didn’t believe. Logically speaking, we are far more likely to be wrong by assuming the victim is lying than by assuming they’re telling the truth. This is not to minimize false allegations - they are serious and can ruin lives - but to urge a careful and data-based approach to widespread false rape paranoia. Often, this paranoia is used to dismiss real crimes and the voices of people coming forward about their experiences. This is a harmful way to think about and contextualize false rape allegations.
UVA was already under federal investigation for failure to handle sexual violence on campus before any of this happened. This story should not be used as a distraction from what’s going on — campus sexual assault is still a problem, at UVA and at a lot of schools. It’s not the massive conspiracy of student lies that Rush Limbaugh and his cronies would like us to believe. Roughly 20% of undergrad women and 4% of undergrad men experience sexual assault in college.
If there’s one thing for sure, it’s that nobody wins from this situation. Rolling Stone has tarnished their reputation and effectively blamed Jackie for their irresponsible reporting. Those in denial of rape culture will construct this story to fit their paranoia and continue to dismiss sexual assault on campus. Many of the public voices dismissing the story had done so before the conflicting stories. Still, I’d call this a setback in the fight to encourage people to listen and trust survivor’s stories. Ultimately, it is survivors that will pay the price for this as I’m certain it will make it harder for some to come forward and be believed.
I also read (but cannot confirm) that the Rolling Stone article was released without Jackie’s consent, which, if it’s true, adds another layer of shittiness on Rolling Stone’s behalf.
Let’s not forget Jackie’s voice in the chaos. The devil has enough advocates. She said in an interview: “I never asked for this…What bothers me is that so many people act like it didn’t happen. It’s my life. I have had to live with the fact that it happened every day for the last two years.”
Ok I wrote this in a rush cuz I’m late for an appointment, but a lot of y’all were messaging me about this. It’s important to talk about. I’ll probably update this with more thoughts when I get time!
xx
laci
Listen to me, your body is not a temple. Temples can be destroyed and desecrated. Your body is a forest — thick canopies of maple trees and sweet scented wildflowers sprouting in the underwood. You will grow back, over and over, no matter how badly you are devastated.
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