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#AESTHETIC TAG TBA.#blood cw #char bear :(

club penguin bans sentence starters

"i'm a fucking piece of pizza,"

"holy shit toto, we sure as fuck ain't in kansas anymore,"

"i ain't fucking with these christmas lights anymore,"

"why is the only angry one black?"

"get in loser, we're going sledding,"

"jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,"

"ah yes, my meth lab is ready,"

"i need this life vest 'cos i'm drowning in the pussy,"

"i could kill you right now, no one would wear you scream,"

"i could go back and pretend to be you,"

"fashion police, you're definitely under arrest,"

"you're tearing this family apart, ___"

"what do you mean you're being murdered? that's illegal, people can't do that,"

"i'm wanted for stealing yo girl/boy,"

"wanna hear a joke? your future,"

"i would like to order all the money,"

"when i see stars i think of you. because you're only beautiful from a distance,"

"do it for the vine,"

"you dress like an idiot,"

"girl/boy, are you because i want to take you out,"

"hey you forgot something. your social life,"

"help me hide this body in here,"

"did you just propose, using emojis?"

"do drugs they said. it will be fun they said,"

"it's called capitalism,"

"thank you for helping me commit cannibalism,"

"shit, we on national television,"

"bitch, throw one more snowball at me,"

"can you leave my house please?"

"i'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch,"

"can i pay you in swag?"

"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"

"what the flipper?"

"santa isn't real,"

"what do penguins do in a race? they peng-win,"

"a milkshake ain't a goddamn pizza,"

"locked up because my eyebrow game was too strong,"

"man, look at all this fuckin' dope,"

"fuck it, i ain't running,"

"hey, do you wanna join my gang?"

"i'll ask my mom,"

"smooth as butter,"

#MEME TAG TBA.

sintastein

the fallen asshole child

two versions because i can’t decide wich i like better haha

#fallen asshole child #too tru #even chara is like 'yeh'#'das me'#( BUTTERCUPPED. )

crueltic

“ Ahah – I suppose I should say ‘GREETINGS’… Correct? ” Of course, those words in themselves are a joke. The two of them should know who the other is rather well, shouldn’t they? “ Quite the encounter, isn’t it? ”

“Yeah, I’ll say.” Quite the encounter was a little bit of an UNDERSTATEMENT, but they could argue over semantics later. “This isn’t some weird trick, right? You’re me, aren’t you?”

#crueltic #( THREADS. )#V: WHO KNOWS ( TBA. )#this is so late and I'M SORRY #but damn charas back at it again with twisting the space time continuum

bcneup

‘ haha, no. ‘ not out loud, anyway. who was to stop him from a little private indulgence? wasn’t his fault if the kid lacked a funny bone. ‘ bone puns are illegal where i’m from. ‘

“they’re illegal?” now that was something chara could get used to. “so, what? you get sent to jail and everything? for making bone puns?”

#bcneup #( THREADS. )#V: BORN AGAIN ( REINCARNATE. )#this is so late wtf @ me

mutemade

Is that even a valid question? Although, come to think of it, that was something never asked to her until now. ( Admittedly, she was a tad surprised. ) Even so, she sighed, taking the time to scrawl out her answer for the child so intent on following her every move.

➥ I suppose I’ll find out when I get there, but I have three more fresh ones in my backpack. I try to keep myself stocked so I don’t run into that problem. At least until I learn sign language.

Chara can’t help their scoff, accompanied with the smallest of eye rolls. “Sign language, huh? Good luck learning that while you’re stuck down here.” They’re sure Toriel would be open to learning for Kate’s sake, but that fact wouldn’t help their argument much, so they’ll keep it to themselves. “If you run out while you’re done here, there might be some in the Garbage Dump you could salvage. But that’s a long way away from here.”

#mutemade #( THREADS. )#V: RESILIENT SOUL ( NARRATOR. )#chara asks the real questions #also sorry !! that this is so late !!

ranunculux

Flowey just directs a blank stare at Chara. “You expect me to have kept track?” the flora deadpans. The colors of the stained-glass mural of timelines was smudged and it all bled together in a truly mundane, singular portrait. “But now you’re here, Chara!” he blurts out the hope. “You can make things interesting again.”

“I expected you to have done more.” Though their declaration holds the intonation of disappointment, Chara’s blank expression is disinterested, cold. Of course Asriel would assume Chara’s reappearance would be a fix-all. He always was stupidly optimistic, even in his second life. “You’ve already done everything, haven’t you, Azzy? Perhaps there’s nothing left for us here.”

#ranunculux #V: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE ( GENOCIDE. )#( THREADS. )

flipsherspear

“He does, huh?”

The frisson of pride triggered by the idea of Asgore’s praise quells any flicker of suspicion the slip-up might’ve garnered. For all that she’s grown under the king’s tutelage, his approval still punches above its weight. The best fighter in the underground. Huh. She could get used to that.

“Pretty sure I’m the only one around who’s kicked his butt, so…” She flashes the kid a grin, all teeth. As she considers them, mischief glitters in her eye. “Why? You looking for a demonstration, punk?”

Chara can’t help their scoff at Undyne’s offer of a demonstration, crossing their arms over their chest. “You wouldn’t punch a kid.” Even as they say it, Chara can sense they’re wrong, but hopefully their ties to the Dreemurrs would offer some sort of immunity in terms of bodily harm.

“Besides, I never said I doubted you.” The comment holds the cadence of a challenge, but Chara is doing their best to make it appear as if they couldn’t care less. “Just wanted to hear what you’d say.”

#flipsherspear #( THREADS. )#V: HATED HUMANITY ( FIRST RUN. )#undyne PLEASE #no matter how much the child dares u to suplex them #do not

bxnetrousle

When Chara put it like that and actually questioned his goal, it made wanting to be popular sound silly and shallow. But it wasn’t. It was reasonable to want to be popular, and it wasn’t shallow to want to be liked.

“POPULARITY ISN’T THE SAME AS FAME. BEING POPULAR MEANS PEOPLE LIKE YOU, AND… I’D LIKE THAT.” Being popular also meant you weren’t lonely, and that you didn’t ever have to wonder what having lots of friends was like. …And Papyrus would like that, too.

“why’s it so important for a lot of people to like you, though?” chara presses on, picking up a crumpled leaf from the ground and beginning to tear it to pieces with their fingers. “doesn’t it only matter if the people that are special to you like you?”

#bxnetrousle #( THREADS. )#V: HATED HUMANITY ( FIRST RUN. )#i'm sorry for how late this is too !! rip us

truefcrgiveness

“ I-I know that! ” They lied, smiling to hide the (fake) quote. “ I’ll try to be faster next time, I promise!! ``

Frisk shrugged and proceeded to ask, slightly changing the subject at hand, ” So, um, where to go next? I don’t really know … you know this place a whole lot better than I do, right ?? “ Frisk knew they were probably wrong, or it was a terrible attempt to stop a possible fight, but … it was worth a shot.

frisk’s promise seems to placate chara for at least a little bit longer. with a glance to the newest fallen human, chara can’t help the way their expression softens a bit, tight grimace falling into something a little bit less severe. “after waterfall, you’ll be in HOTLAND. but you’ll have to fight undyne before you can get through. there’s no way she’s just gonna let you pass.”

#truefcrgiveness #( THREADS. )#V: RESILIENT SOUL ( NARRATOR. )#now it's my turn to apologize for how late this is omg

i love it when people draw chara is trendy ass outfits I LOVE IT

#i just love the hipster trash chara aesthetic so much god bless #ooc

mindofjen

frisk likes to be taller than everyone else

#LOOK AT MY KIDS #( BUTTERCUPPED. )#( FIRST FRIEND. )#( DETERMINATE. )#( KILL OR BE KILLED. )#azzy's face god bless

wildflcwered-blog

like for a starter !!

#ooc #most of the ones i've gotta make are for people that aren't active rn so ???#i'll probably hold off on those until they come back #but if you want a starter rn !! hmu !!

little-jellyfishes-blog

when u smol and tiny but ready to fight

#MUSINGS TAG TBA.#tru

floralls

by RazorBrown

#GOLDEN FLOWERS TAG TBA.

inorheona

headcanon that if chara spends some time in the sun they get freckles and it makes them adorable and they are always somewhat embarrassed about that

#look how stinking CUTE #( BUTTERCUPPED. )#you're adorable chara deal w/ it

seventeendeer

“Frisk. Frisk, listen. You can’t put an armless biped in front of me and expect me not to push them. They have no arms, Frisk. I’m chaotic evil. I had to do it. For science.”

Chara, this is why your family replaced you

#'frisk. frisk listen'#i'm cry inG #( BUTTERCUPPED. )#( DETERMINATE. )#MONSTER KID TAG TBA.#mk's face though i'm DEAD

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