be idle and blessed

emily/bits | 29 | aesthetic at feytag let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.

[gothicprep]

one of my classic texts, from the archives

[captain-price-unofficially]

This is really what it’s like.

[theabigailthorn]

the ogres are going on the BBC to talk about how unreasonable and extremist you are for daring to suggest that there should only be one ogre

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[helenvaughans]

[betasunkern]

[t4nku-deactivated20181226]

don’t leave out the best part

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[fizzfags]

is that a bug

[cloverboyblue]

the villain of this book is a hot evil lady who keeps lesbianly manipulating the main characters and also eating people so i have no choice but to love it #mytype

[aroaessidhe]

books & bookmarks

weird sff horror edition

Walking Practice - visceral shapeshifty body horror about an alien trying to find a way home and survive by eating people

The Works of Vermin - a city rotting and infested with bugs and plants and corruption and obsessed with art & stories

The Starving Saints - weird alchemy and rot and bees in a medieval castle under siege, mysterious eldritch beings...

The Outside - cosmic horror scifi world controlled by AI gods and robotic angels

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

Haha what if I was a nun with a choking kink sitting in your liege’s throne and you were a knight magically compelled to obey my commands kneeling at my feet and we were both girls

[mimi-maru]

Ser Voyne (The Starving Saints by @see-starling)

[everydaylouie]

across the great divide

[caesarsaladinn]

I recite this to myself every time I refrain from making a stupid purchase

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[my-dailydreams]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel