1/2 Ask blog, 1/2 Fan blog

A collective of all your favorite Wild Life Snails! (Tourmenting your favorite Minecraft Youtubers since 2024) 🐌🎲 Anon

[wildlife-snails]

Hello! Welcome One And All!

This a blog dedicated to ALL the snails from the Wild Life SMP! We might reblog some Snail content, accept asks (what would you even ask a snail, let's be honest), and make random posts!

We don't really have a good way on telling what snail is talking so they'll most likely be indicated by a "-" and then the snail name! (Mod will not be indicated outside of tags)

Some tags that we'll be using: - "Blog Maintenance" either an announcement or an update - "[Snail Name] Answers" a snail answers an ask! - "[Snail Name] Reblog" a Reblog about a snail! - "[Snail Name] Replies" a snail replies to a reblog - "[Snail Name] Post" a post about a snake (made by us) - "Snail Collective Post" a post about MULTIPLE snails (made by us) - "Snail Collective Reblog" a Reblog about MULTIPLE snails! - "Snail Mod" anything said by mod - "Snail Lore" Goes towards Snail Lore(/Personality) building

^Anything being replied to by the Mod will either be tagged with "Blog Maintenance" or "Snail Mod"

{Mod info below}

Hello, you can call me Snail (They/Them)! I fell in love with these silly little goobers the moment I watched them do their thing! The way these stupid snails (Voiced by The OrionSound) terrified the lifers despite sounding so goofy and looking so stupid, is kinda funny to me.

(EXTRA: All of the snails will tend to use the same pronouns as the people they are based after, but will usually refer to themselves as a collective and so if you see them using They/Them that's why. They are plural, they are many)

[where-is-tangastropod]

Kissing slimeidarity

ranchers snaoi (snail yaoi)

[where-is-snumbo]

hiding in a flower!!

Snumbo is hiding in not just any flower, but a tropical hibiscus

"[The Tropical Hibiscus is] an Asian Flowering plant that consistently blooms and reproduces new flowers every single day. The plant is the result of hybridization, which grows multi-colored flowers. The brown Tropical Hibiscus are Creme de Cacao, Key Largo, and Pocahontas.

The plant reaches an approximate height of 30 cm and 2 ft. It is a symbol of passion and romantic love."

- via https://www.beautifulflowersbyjune.com/names-of-brown-flowers/

Names of Brown Flowers - List of Brown Flowers And Pictures - Beautiful Flowers by June

Brown flowers do exist in nature, as you might have seen flowers like brown roses, cymbidiums, brown orchids, and chrysanthemums; these are

[where-is-pink-snail]

Pink snail is cheering on her friends as they chase down lifers

i got a couple anon asks along these lines

today, pink snail is cheering on her fellow snail friends!!

[where-is-isnail]

OF COURSE YOU CAN! :)

iSnail now has a lollipop!

Thank you to @aridcry for giving him a lollipop! <3

[where-is-isnail]

iSnail has been given a little hat! Well, it's not exactly little, but a hat, nonetheless!!

iSnail now has a Lollipop and a Not-Little Little Hat!

Thank you to @firequeenofficial for giving him a little hat! :)

[where-is-isnail]

iSnail has been given Gamma Ray, the band! :)

Thank you to @welcome-back-to-hoimycraf for giving him the band!

iSnail now has a Lollipop, a Not-Little Little Hat, and Gamma Ray the band!

[where-is-isnail]

iSnail has been given Lemon Ice Cream with a Dark Chocolate Cone!

Thank you to @themaddyningtruth for giving him some ice cream!

iSnail now has a Lollipop, a Not-Little Little Hat, Gamma Ray the banc, and a Lemon Ice cream!

[where-is-isnail]

iSnail has been given even more candy!

Hey, uh... guys, iThink he has enough sweets.

Thank you to @cherishedverses for giving him more sugar than he needs! :)

iSnail now has a Lollipop, a Not-Little Little Hat, Gamma Ray the band, a Lemon Ice Cream, and More Candy!

[where-is-isnail]

Okay.. we're done with the sweets.... he has too many. please.

@wrencatcatcat, why did you give him more sweets. Thank you, I guess, but it's gonna be impossible to get him to sleep ever again.... oh well!

Lollipop, a Not-Little Little Hat, Gamma Ray the banc, a Lemon Ice cream, More Candy, a Top Hat, and a Grian Popsicle!

[where-is-isnail]

iSnail has been given a dog!

It's a Puppy Winnie!! :)

Thank you to @foxglovefaith for giving him a dog!! :)

iSnail now has a Lollipop, a Not-Little Little Hat, Gamma Ray the banc, a Lemon Ice cream, More Candy, a Top Hat, a Grian Popsicle, and a dog!

[where-is-isnail]

iSnail has been given his best bud to wear as a hat!

Thank you to @mcyt-st4r for reuniting them! <3

iSnail now has a Lollipop, a Not-Little Little Hat, Gamma Ray the banc, a Lemon Ice cream, More Candy, a Top Hat, a Grian Popsicle, a dog, and his Homie-Buddeh!

[wildlife-snails]

iSnail has been spoiled!!!!!!

[wispwoodmc]

effervescent

[wildlife-snails]

(Hysterical and inconsolable crying)

[where-is-snaillishbeans]

he is drinking tea!

Careful not to fall in!

[wildlife-snails]

I hope he falls in /silly

[wildlife-snails]

hello im tangastropod's mod 🖐️

no snails were harmed in the making of that post and i think tango is absolutely justified in blending the fella. free my boy 😔

@where-is-tangastropod

Tango has been returned to the "Teacher's Choice" section!

[where-is-tangastropod]

in a blender for his sins

tangastropod got blended :(

[wildlife-snails]

Tango has now been moved to the "Stop and Think" section.

[desertduo-but-everywhere]

[wildlife-snails]

I LOVE YOUR SNAIL LORE OMG I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS I WANT TO LOREDUMP ON WHAT I THINK HAPPENS WITH THE SNAILS (ESP GARY BC YES) WHEN WILD LIFE IS OVER SKNDJSNS

Please loredump. please.

[wildlife-snails]

whats your opinion on gary and cyan snail being the same person but different skins / universe

also haiii im the whereis cyan snail and gary blog runner persony and i love snail <3

snail much cool

Now that I think about it, I can kinda see it! I personally think that cyan snail seems more calm around Grian than Gary does, but I feel like at the very least it's giving sibling vibes.

Snail very much cool. Snail solidarity.

[wildlife-snails]

Lots of love to all the people who run the snails where is blogs.

[solidaritygaming-fanblog]

hyperfixation so bad it got my looking up the lines woody's voicebox spits out

[ask-mumbojumbo]

Can't a man make a joke about salmon without people losing their minds

[wildlife-snails]

No.

-Snumbo

[e-to-the-v]

My friend @horsemaster06 and I made some of the snails!

We will be back and make the rest.

[wildlife-snails]

In Wild Life the snails were mindless, they had code and that code told them to kill their player counterparts.

After the game though, the snails gained sentience, and developed their own feelings about their counterparts.

They view Grian as a sort of creator, and they hate him because they blame him for their mindlessness.

They also view Oli as a creator, but they believe that after the lifers left, that Oli is who gave them their sentience, so they like him much more.