Someone tell me there’s a full moon coming up or something because the number of kooky calls we’ve had down at the station has hit astronomical heights. … What am I saying? I don’t have the time for full moon related paperwork. The ‘spontaneous exploding’ paperwork was bad enough.
… Sorry, did you say something? Hopefully about coffee.
“Oh uh... I can get coffee. No sweat. Not what I came in for, but I’d be happy to get you a cup.”









