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Is it a good ingr3di3nt for pi3s? [UNREALITY CW - GRUMBLR GIMMICK BLOG]

[will-it-pie]

Hi sw33ts! You <an <all me Sw33ni. <3

I'm a <ullinary 3xp3rt who makes grub pi3s for a living at my bak3ry. (F33l fr33 to inquir3 about ord3ring. All <ast3s w3l<om3!)

I mad3 this a<<ount so trolls <an submit th3ir id3as for grub pi3 fillings! S3nd your sugg3stions in the ask box and I'll giv3 my input bas3d on th3s3 <rit3ria:

•taste

•t3xtur3

and

•3thi<s of <onsumption

Also f33l fr33 to submit your own <ak3s and pastri3s you've mad3. I'd lov3 to s33 it.

Posts that ar3n't r3lat3d to pi3s and <onf3<tions will b3 tagged '#not pies'

<3

[will-it-pie]

ch3rry!

<h3rry! Yum!!!

-Tast3: I might b3 bias3d, but this is on3 of my favorit3 flavors! Artifi<ial or r3al, I r3ally lov3 th3m. Hav3 you 3v3r s33n a hopb3ast 3ating on3? Th3y look lik3 littl3 <ull33s it's so <ut3! 5/5

-T3xtur3: Sin<3 it's alr3ady a <ommon filling, anoth3r 5/5!

-3thi<s of <onsumption: I'm going to subtra<t on3 point as its r3d <olor might <on<3rn som3 of th3 low3r <ast3 wh3n th3y s33 it. 4/5

Total: 14/15! Go mak3 a <h3rry pi3 now!!!

[astheniccynic]

"Th3y look lik3 littl3 <ull33s," they what?

[will-it-pie]

Oops! Sorry! I m3ant <ull3rs! That was a typo on my 3nd. <3

[astheniccynic]

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this clarification makes me ûnderstand less

[will-it-pie]

You know? With blood all ov3r th3ir mouths so th3y look lik3 th3y just at3 som3thing and ar3 <ov3r3d in blood?

[astheniccynic]

...

oh yoû're alternian

[will-it-pie]

I am!

[will-it-pie]

ch3rry!

<h3rry! Yum!!!

-Tast3: I might b3 bias3d, but this is on3 of my favorit3 flavors! Artifi<ial or r3al, I r3ally lov3 th3m. Hav3 you 3v3r s33n a hopb3ast 3ating on3? Th3y look lik3 littl3 <ull33s it's so <ut3! 5/5

-T3xtur3: Sin<3 it's alr3ady a <ommon filling, anoth3r 5/5!

-3thi<s of <onsumption: I'm going to subtra<t on3 point as its r3d <olor might <on<3rn som3 of th3 low3r <ast3 wh3n th3y s33 it. 4/5

Total: 14/15! Go mak3 a <h3rry pi3 now!!!

[astheniccynic]

"Th3y look lik3 littl3 <ull33s," they what?

[will-it-pie]

Oops! Sorry! I m3ant <ull3rs! That was a typo on my 3nd. <3

[astheniccynic]

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this clarification makes me ûnderstand less

[will-it-pie]

You know? With blood all ov3r th3ir mouths so th3y look lik3 th3y just at3 som3thing and ar3 <ov3r3d in blood?

[will-it-pie]

wh3r3's ur bak3ry locat3d?

I don't a<tually hav3 a bak3ry! I mak3 my pi3s in my hiv3!

[will-it-pie]

ch3rry!

<h3rry! Yum!!!

-Tast3: I might b3 bias3d, but this is on3 of my favorit3 flavors! Artifi<ial or r3al, I r3ally lov3 th3m. Hav3 you 3v3r s33n a hopb3ast 3ating on3? Th3y look lik3 littl3 <ull33s it's so <ut3! 5/5

-T3xtur3: Sin<3 it's alr3ady a <ommon filling, anoth3r 5/5!

-3thi<s of <onsumption: I'm going to subtra<t on3 point as its r3d <olor might <on<3rn som3 of th3 low3r <ast3 wh3n th3y s33 it. 4/5

Total: 14/15! Go mak3 a <h3rry pi3 now!!!

[astheniccynic]

"Th3y look lik3 littl3 <ull33s," they what?

[will-it-pie]

Oops! Sorry! I m3ant <ull3rs! That was a typo on my 3nd. <3

[will-it-pie]

ch3rry!

<h3rry! Yum!!!

-Tast3: I might b3 bias3d, but this is on3 of my favorit3 flavors! Artifi<ial or r3al, I r3ally lov3 th3m. Hav3 you 3v3r s33n a hopb3ast 3ating on3? Th3y look lik3 littl3 <ull33s it's so <ut3! 5/5

-T3xtur3: Sin<3 it's alr3ady a <ommon filling, anoth3r 5/5!

-3thi<s of <onsumption: I'm going to subtra<t on3 point as its r3d <olor might <on<3rn som3 of th3 low3r <ast3 wh3n th3y s33 it. 4/5

Total: 14/15! Go mak3 a <h3rry pi3 now!!!

[will-it-pie]

will limegrubs pie

Lim3grubs? As in… troll mutant lim3s? Uh…

-Tast3: I'v3 n3v3r had lim3 blood b3for3, but I will admit I'm <urious. 4/5

-T3xtur3: No diff3r3nt from oth3r grub pi3s… I gu3ss… But I us3 m3atgrubs not… trollgrubs… probably th3 sam3 though. Y3ah. 3/5

-3thi<s of <onsumption: I'm not 3ating a wriggl3r. 0/5

Total: 7/15. Don't 3at wriggl3rs pl3as3. 3v3n mutant on3s. )<3:

[will-it-pie]

hAve you done sopor yet?"

I'v3 h3ard of som3 p3opl3 doing this... it s33ms dang3rous do3sn't it?

-Tast3: I don't know about you, but wh3n3v3r I'v3 a<<id3ntally gott3n sopor in my mouth it's not pl3asant. 0/5

-T3xtur3: I don't think it would add mu<h to th3 pi3, but it wouldn't R3MOV3 anything 3ith3r... 3/5

-3thi<s of <onsumption: D3p3nds on your vi3ws of soporifi<s. I'm in no pla<3 to judg3, but pl3as3 do it with <aution. 3/5

Total: 6/15. Probably k33p this r3<ip3 to yours3lf if you mak3 it.

[will-it-pie]

Horns?

I r3ally don't think horns would work, but I'll giv3 it a fair <han<3.

-Tast3: I r3ally don't think horns would tast3 v3ry good. Probably flavorl3ss at b3st, unpl3asant at worst. 1/5

-T3xtur3: Ground up horns would add nothing to a pi3… I… hop3… Whi<h is how I would pr3par3 th3m. 3/5

-3thi<s of <onsumption: Absolut3ly not. Do not tak3 som3on3's horns. 0/5.

Total: 4/15… High3r than I'd lik3. PL3AS3 don't us3 horns for pi3s.

[will-it-pie]

God.

Uhm...

I don't think it's possibl3 to <ook any gods as far as I know? And 3v3n if you <ould, that would b3 blasph3mous. 0/15.

[will-it-pie]

… … … pretzel.

Pr3tz3ls! That sound's pr3tty tasty to m3…

-Tast3: I think th3 <ombination of sw33t and salty would work v3ry w3ll in a pi3. 5/5

-T3xtur3: This <ould pot3ntially b3 a probl3m. If you add th3 pr3tz3ls to th3 pi3 filling, it <ould b3<om3 soggy and an unpl3asant t3xtur3. As a filling, it would b3 pr3tty bad I think… 1/5. How3v3r! Using th3 pr3tz3ls as a salty topping aft3r baking, or 3v3n in th3 <rust sounds lik3 an amazing id3a! 5/5

-3thi<s of <onsumption: It's pr3tz3ls! Nobody is off3nd3d by pr3tz3ls as far as I know. 5/5

Total S<or3: 3ith3r 11/15 or 15/15 d3p3nding on your pr3f3r3n<3s.

[will-it-pie]

H3llo sw33ts! I'm sorry for my abs3n<3, lif3 got a bit out of hand. I s33 all of your asks for fillings and I'm working on th3m now and putting th3m in th3 qu3u3! Lov3 you all! -Sw33ni

[will-it-pie]

i &dmire the c&mmitment t& the bit even with &ll the weird ingredientz pe&ple zubmit. th&t being z&id... genuine quezti&n, d& y&u think th&t burnt piecez &f &ther f&&d will pie? My crizpr&nge iz... uh. br&ken.

- @contradictory-equivalence

@contradictory-equivalence

Thank you! Wh3n I start3d th3 Grumblr I didn't 3xp3<t such strang3 submissions, I'll b3 hon3st.

How3v3r I wouldn't r3<<om3nd adding burnt food to pi3. The bitt3r flavors ar3n't pl3asant, and you're risking a fir3 if th3n burn more! I'm sorry to h3ar about your <rispong3. )<3:

[will-it-pie]

"What if you trried to pie my perrsonal favourrite:" ]:>

"Rraw Talonscrreecherr eggs??" ]:▷

("preferrably those that have been frreshly stolen frrom talonscrreecherr nests")

- @taintlesscarcass

@taintlesscarcass

Hmm! This on3's tri<ky a<tually! If you'd like to k33p th3m raw, you'd hav3 to put them on the pi3 aft3r it's bak3d... it might not be that bad! I'm <3rtainly willing to try it!

I think if you'r3 a fan of raw 3gg, it would b3 a solid 5/5 on tast3 and t3xtur3! If not... th3n this pi3 might not b3 for you!

I'v3 n3v3r stol3n 3ggs b3for3 so I will hav3 to do<k points for 3thi<s. 1/5

So in total it <ould b3 a 11/15 or 1/15 d3p3nding on pr3f3r3n<3!

[will-it-pie]

🍰 :)??

- @tonguelesscartoon

<ak3 as a pi3 ingr3di3nt? How silly!

Tast3 would b3 a 5/5! 3spe<ially if it's a vanilla pi3, yum...

T3xtur3 might not b3 that good though... 2/5?

3thi<s is 5/5 as w3ll!

Totally 12/15! Sounds <razy but fun! I might try it!

[will-it-pie]

@insightfuleclipse

No! No w3 are NOT submitting oth3r trolls as pi3 ingr3di3nts anon! )<3:<

[will-it-pie]

alttal vapira aka alternia-against-real-justice and avesia muunze aka would-grumblr-eat-them actively admit to killing and eating highbloods. this has been a psa.

This is a gimmi<k blog why ar3 you t3lling m3 this?