Will Woodn’t (Short For “Wood-Knot”)

Hey, Hey, Hey! It’s the best insane goober.. uh *checks script* “Will Woodn’t” (You found my tumblr?) Any pronouns Very tistic Ly baii (Not Haley and mister shnedder cheese y’all suck)

[will-woodnt]

I’m bored lol.. might as well make an intro post..

WELCOME FELLOW IDIOTS, IMBECILES, MORONS, FOOLS, AND CLOWNS!

Gonna be redundant, but-

Tis I, Will Woodn’t.. that’s short for William Wood Knot by the way (if you didn’t read it above..)

I also go by Bread (as in H3llbread, an alternate nickname) or occasionally Marx (after the Kirby character)

(If you didn’t read my description then) Any pronouns

More shit below (some tags explained, alt blogs, my yt channel, ect

Will update this..

I’m incredibly autistic by the way

For the record anything that will say

#Seal Postin’

Is something from my bestie, or made with my bestie.

#Seal’s Aus

Is their aus :3

#the rodent disease :)

Posts relating to the disease that turns people into rodents :3

#my beloved infecteds..

Posts relating to those infected with the disease above

(Rp) blogs I run:

@a-happy-little-cup-of-chaos

@neur-rax

@w0rmmmzz

@alilbirdietoldme

@narrationssupplied

@darastrixdice

@istherecheeseinthegreat-beyond

Link to my YT ig, idk what you’d do with it

[occasionally-mike]

what would happen if i stole battat's most prized possession

day 115 // oh the tragedy…

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Oh… god

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I had free time..

I actually adore how the hair turned out..

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Not my mom criticising the way I express my gender identity :|

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Go back to sleep

Make me.

[lps1788lover]

Battenna ruining my life

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I do believe having a crush on your boss is a tad problematic, so it’s probably ruining his life too

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If I made a resume I’d put “screaming bloody murder” as a skill. The literal version.

I’m very good at screaming:3

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Oh.. mine head..

I’m dehydrated as fuck

Why was I up at two in the morning listening to Every Door </3

[candy-c0rps3]

In honor of pride month I am creating a new note game

What was your gay/queer awakening?

All sexualities are welcome

Mine was the fact I was in a dance class growing up and allllll the girls changed in the same room and the gay ass feelings arrived

And then after that I just stopped giving a fuck I had a crush on no matter gender

tags: @jqdoht @cgsdraws @erikvoice-perfection @the-mycelial-court @aciddrownedangel @guineaspin @liminal-garden-system @biologynerd13

Open tags also

inspired by seeing @weirdo-offical post on their gay awakening

[em-the-mushroom815]

mine was uh @simonaa2

and also eva noblezada she's so prettyy

@meltingfacedeyeballlady2512 @petrichorshimmer @notimportant173 open tags

[meltingfacedeyeballlady2512]

Pollution/pestinece from good omens and that girl from the shut up and dance with me music video

but I didn’t really know what gay was when I was younger so I didn’t know what I was feeling so I guess like my friends that taught me in school probably helped with all that

@petrichorshimmer @1millionclowns @depressionanddrama @suo-ster @andimissmylovergirl @queerbookbitch +open tags

[suo-ster]

mine was uh ultrakill and watching youtube shorts going, “damn he’s hot, damn she’s hot, damn they’re hot…. wait a min” also my friends’ gayness infecting me

@thepossumsaretakingover @will-woodnt @heroofashesnot @sammthekindakyubeyclone +open tags

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I saw a girl in my class in the shitty uniform they made us wear (early middle school) and I thought she was really pretty and attractive and holy fuck I was bi lmao-

Open tags lol

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Guh

Ohnmy god the light bro the ljmft prerty

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Holy shit my spelling

[sammthekindakyubeyclone]

ive seen worse

[will-woodnt]

I tried to spell pretty multiple times and my thumbs kept getting in the way

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Guh

Ohnmy god the light bro the ljmft prerty

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Holy shit my spelling

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Go back to sleep

No

:3

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Guh

Ohnmy god the light bro the ljmft prerty

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I talked about this before

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Anyways

Bird yaoi :3

Because pride month

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Fit check-

Yes that is a snail tie.

[realamarylisguy]

i goooottttta play friendship test for pride month. someone yell at me to do that. i need to play it NEOWWW.

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Just do it

[realamarylisguy]

get brands away from my post my guy imma have you arrested. i mean fuck wait no thats the cops uhh. uhh. uhhh fuck the systmem uuhh guys how do you do this socialism thing again

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Socialism?

I prefer uuuhhhhh

Ism