Now I understand why Peter Pan didn't want to grow up.

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Now I understand why Peter Pan didn't want to grow up.
Wait, are you saying I couldāve held out for more? Dammit. I shouldāve milked it for more.
I don't know. Maybe? I mean, I didn't have anything else in mind, but I'm sure I could have gotten creative.
I guess that way Iāll only have my hand blown off.Ā His eyes widened in shock and he slowly nodded, feeling dumbfounded.Ā I - okay. I canāt go poke the thing. Iām going to go do that⦠poke it.Ā
Wait....really? That's...that's all it took? It was that easy?
That doensāt mean Iāll survive an explosion. A kiss makes it tempting but I think youāll have to sweeten the deal.
Maybe if you got a stick or something and poked it from far away, you'd be okay. I'll....I'll eh give you a...y'know. I'll give you a... [A deep blush obvious on her cheeks, she leans in to whisper shyly.] I'll give you a handjob?
And youāre happy for me to be the guinea pig? What if I die?
You're a lot bigger and stronger than I am, you could probably walk away scratch free if it exploded. I'll give you a kiss if you do it.
Itās a risk, Willa. You have to decide if youāre curious enough to find out.Ā
Oh! Great idea. How about you poke it and I'll watch from a safe distance.
With a touch like yours? It might.
It's a serious question, Magnus! I'm scared!
Are you sure you want to touch that?Ā
Is there a reason I shouldn't touch it? Will it explode if I do?
Of course I do. Iām the tough, manly adopted son of a gay couple. Smoking gives me lots of macho points along with my back story. And I knew there was a reason I loved you with all my heart.Ā
That's your reputation, hmm? It's certainly news to me, but whatever you say. Whatever you have to do to protect it, I suppose. With all your heart? That's certainly a lot of love.
There are parents doing the do⦠itās gross. So so gross.
Oh god! That's disgusting. Was it your parents? You should probably burn the garden and start fresh.
Oh god, I think Iām going to puke. Donāt go in to the garden whatever you do.
Oh no! What happened?
Stop! Youāll make me blush. Iām trying to keep my street cred up at work. Iām already teased because I canāt grow a lumberjack beard.
You have street cred? This is news to me. Thank goodness for that. I think you'd look silly with a beard. You look perfect just the way you are.
Black licorice isnāt a candy, itās a punishment. Why can't my mom ever buy the peanut butter cups instead?