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Don’t know what else to call this but accidental adventure aesthetic

#filter #remember the adventures #indiana jones

So has anyone seen the TF meet the heavy?

Cause I did some math

He said it cost 400,000 dollars to shoot his gun for twelve seconds

Well 400,000/12 is $33,333.33 per second and a mini gun can fire on average 100 bullets persecond

so 33,333.33/100 is $333.33 per bullet

And on average a minigun carried roughly 4,000 rounds

so for a full round of Heavy's minigun till he needs to reload costs $1,333,333.33 every time he reloads

#team fortress 2 #team fortress heavy #valve games #tfs

Living in the city but craving the forest, I wish to leave it all behind, live in a cabin, raise goats and chickens, forage for mushrooms, just be at peace

#I wish to become the true sasquatch

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In the never-ending quest to alleviate my migraines, I bought a special angled pillow that lets you sleep on your side while your arm just kind of hangs through a whole in the middle. I did this because I’m a left-sided sleeper, always have been.

Until my neck subluxated and now I can’t sleep on that side without compressing some vital nerves and blood arteries. I also can’t sleep on my back right now because the pressure compresses my occipital nerve. Basically sleeping has been a nightmare recently, but that’s not the point of this post.

The point was I brought this up in physical therapy to talk about how great this pillow is because I can now sleep on my right side without the stupid thing going numb or waking me up because it hurts. And my PT was like wow, great! How did you sleep on your left side for so long without it being an issue?

And I said, oh that’s easy. I just tuck that shoulder out of the way.

And she said, ...what?

And I said, yeah, I just tuck it out the way. Not like my right shoulder. That one doesn’t move as well. It just hurts, I think there’s something wrong with it.

And my physical therapist asked me to demonstrate what I mean when I say I ‘tuck my shoulder out of the way,’ and haha, you’re never going to believe this, turns out I’ve just been casually pulling my left shoulder out of the socket for, oh, let’s see, 30 years? And then napping on it like hmmnm yess comfy.

Anyway. I looked up from my demonstration and my physical therapist was making this face:

If BG3 was a modern fantasy, what jobs would they have?

I feel like Gale works at the Barnes & Noble Starbucks and Karlach is a personal trainer at the YMCA and is also the swim coach for special needs children

That feeling when you’ve wanted to start writing stuff but you didn’t start cause you needed THE RIGHT BOOK AND PEN TO MATCH THE VIBE YOU WANT!!

Anyone else or am I just crazy?

#fantasy #dnd #relatable?#is this a vibe?#kinda maybe?