uuunnnnggggg fuckk man

[sleazedudegoonerpants]

no minors allowed

what's up goonerheads, i'm ian and this is my kink blog for posting about shit sexual style, usually while i'm crankin my hog and goonin out and shit hahaha. don't take anything too seriously, it's all just for funsies.

Some of my fave kinks are furries, orientation play (primarily gay to straight), hypno, cuck stuff (occasionally), breeding, pheromones, primal, intelligence play, and masculinization.

i consider myself a gay man, but if you think you could convert me you're welcome to try, haha.

my big nonos are: scat, incest, death, uhhhh, that's all i could think of sorry.

enjoy your stay :3

[attackofthewerebro]

I wanna call ya “sport” or “son”, tell you what a good team player you’ve been. How proud I am to be your coach. Let you know it’s ok that u can’t keep ur eyes off the thick bulge in my sweaty jock when I’m sprawled out and coolin off after practice.

Maybe you even deserve some personal training?

[attackofthewerebro]

[b0nesisback-deactivated20251026]

made my boyfriend jerk himself off in front of me today while blindfolded and while i played with his hair and called him a good boy and he was giggling and blushing cause he "felt silly" but less than five minutes later i was using my tongue to clean him up while his legs shook so was it really so silly

[ruinedwithlust]

But also thinking about pathetic sub tops who need reassurance and constantly ask "like this?" as they're fucking me, and me just wrapping my arms around their shoulders to pull them down closer to me and whispering "harder baby" in their ear and they just fucking lose it and fuck me til I see stars

[iteidem]

need someone to breed me but.. in a submissive way?

having a sub thrust into me hard and fast, nothing in their head other than thoughts of how good my pussy feels around them and how badly they want to cum as they pound into me.

their brain was barely working before but it just shuts off completely whenever i clench around their pretty cock

telling them to move faster and watching as they finally let go, thrusting as deep as they possibly can before filling me up, pathetic sounds forced from their throat when i cum too ♡

[foggymyst]

POV I show you my tits and you're immediately gone, whole tongue out, drooling, totally vacant, and the more you look at my tits the more prominent it is

[moved-to-forever--xy]

being male is soooo nice and so easy. you don’t have to look pretty, your only role is to get hard, be stinky and musky and filllllll sweet wet little things with your throbbing maleness awwww are you sure you don’t wanna be a boy??? doesn’t that sound like funnnn?

[iteidem]

need someone to breed me but.. in a submissive way?

having a sub thrust into me hard and fast, nothing in their head other than thoughts of how good my pussy feels around them and how badly they want to cum as they pound into me.

their brain was barely working before but it just shuts off completely whenever i clench around their pretty cock

telling them to move faster and watching as they finally let go, thrusting as deep as they possibly can before filling me up, pathetic sounds forced from their throat when i cum too ♡

[domwitch]

I need to be put in a mating press by a drooling dumb puppyboy who whines with each thrust. He cries and begs and whimpers, pretty tears building up on his lashes while I wrap my hands around his neck and squeeze.

[jugsonmydick]

Oh to buy dozens of far too small bras just so you can watch them snap and break as I try over and over again to get my swollen jugs inside them, just so I can get you off at the sight

you might just stunlock me!! like, get me so stupidly PUMPFRENZIED at the sight of you pouring out them that i just GAWK at you wrinkle while whining and GRUNTING and PANTING like a fuckbeast while you make my nuts CLENCH NNNGGHHHHHHHGGGRRGHHG FLOP THOSE FUCKING TITS OUTTTT.

[ciswomansupremacy]

GF that makes her MTF partner call himself he, dress in male clothes, not shave, etc etc or else no sex <333333 Sex will win every time because MTF or not, a male is a male and he will do anything to cum.

[song-of-a-man]

I'll teach you how to fuck like a man. You'll learn to top, unlearning all that bullshit they tried to put in your beautiful man brain about bottoming or being "holes to use" or whatever.

I'm gonna jerk and suck you off until you finally let out those deep grunts and groans. Your dick better pulse and twitch when you come in my mouth, too.

And if you didn't sufficiently shove me further onto it or buck your hips into my face forcefully enough, we'll just have to keep going until I'm satisfied. You can take it. You're a man. And I'll make you fuck like one.

[transfem-mftm-deactivated202510]

Very much a bottom but being forced to top is ughhh

[dogboyatlarge-deactivated202602]

i want to be hanging out with someone i like but get all gushy talking to and get a huge erection which prompts them to ask if i'd like any help with that in such a way i can't say anything other than yes~

[despazito]

Really cool graphic broadly explaining how we've selectively bred dogs over millenia for different jobs. Drives like herding and guarding prey animals may seem counterintuitive to the dogs' nature but these actions are in fact rooted in ancestral hunting instincts, we've just "muted" down the rest of the hunt sequence resulting in a kill (but even well bred dogs need training!). This is also why crossing dogs belonging to different job types should be carefully thought out, if your breeding goals are a calm nonworking companion animal the last thing you want is to breed is a royal flush of this predatory sequence.

[alexandritefang]

Fucking yourself dumb into mommy's pussy first thing in the morning. Fuck your cum so good and deep inside to fulfill your daily breeding whore duties

[ftmdoll]

literally nothing compares to the feeling of a thick hot penis pushing into me unprotected. as soon as i feel the head pop into me, i'm in ecstasy. the way it stretches my tight hole out every time with just the tiniest twinge of pain, the way my partner groans as my pussy receives his penis, the way his cock flexes and twitches and grows even harder inside me, the way my fertile vagina instinctively contracts around him and milks his shaft... i can't get enough.