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William S. Churros. 8/30/90. gay fruit. tme penis haver. art tag and other art tag my text posts are tagged "stop talking matt", reblogs "matt reblogs things," and my music posts "dj doormatt"  though this blog is technically SFW, much of the stuff i create has sexual connotations/humor/innuendo/etc, or is of a violent nature, so i would prefer if you did not follow me if you are under the age of 18! thanks and keep on truckin✌️

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when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[undeadhousewife]

[fucxingcuties]

[fatmagic]

[javert]

like sometimes i don't want to tell people i'm gay and autistic. those are usually not the most salient facts about me. the most salient facts are that i write pretty good (<- ego) and if you don't publish my short story i'll make sad tumblr posts about it

[littlefleamart]

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[william-s-churros]

learn to criticize behaviors in their own right and the culture they were learned in instead of acting like one rando is just evil for no reason please

[william-s-churros]

i can tell you one thing for certain: man was not meant to lift twenty 50lb boxes out of the back of a cargo van in 95°f heat

[william-s-churros]

my shoulder's hurting... no matter. off to another day at the shoulder hurting factory

[hotvampireadjacent]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude your ingroup signifier just fucking bit me

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

well at least you didnt get bitten by outgroup. getting bitten by outgroup might make you hurt and bleed the exact same amount as getting bitten by ingroup but it would be ontologically worse for some reason

[william-s-churros]

this key lime yogurt tastes JUST like my moms irish flag jello

[william-s-churros]

"cis men have always been allowed to wear dresses in order to explore their identity" what the fuck are you talking about lmao this is an actual insane thing to believe

[william-s-churros]

i cant believe that people expect you to take slur discourse about a term from middle english that hasnt been used for like 500 years at all that appears to be inclusive of all manner of gender nonconformity and mixed sex characteristics seriously like at all

[william-s-churros]

just realized i have a story with themes that could easily convert to an rpgmaker game. i realized this because while most of my stories involve violence being perpetrated against the protagonist to make a point about something, in this one the protagonist perpetrates violence against others to make a point about something. do i have any stories that dont involve violence? not really lol

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