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things i love: the fact barda will straight up kill people for scott

This isn’t a hyperbole. this is real. she slit throats for this man, shamelessly, without worry. she keeps bludgeoning people to death in the new series. For scott. he regularly has to tell her in all media to calm down and put down her weapon.

i love her. i love them.

#scott like : hey honey i love what you're doing for me but um can we cool it with the murder?#barda. barely respondnig but sighing: .... fine...#there's blood in her hair and she's just 'yeah i guess we'll cool it on the murder... for now...'

miraclefree:

“Yeah I thought so too.” He ran his fingers over it while she held it and he smirked. “I love that you will try anything.”

“You know I must try it.” She added with a small nod, “Because I love you too much.”

#miraclefree #see: barda wouldn't let him eat a damn thing their first times on earth before she ate it #bc god forbid she escapes with the love of her life and he gets poisoned #where she isn't trained to fight against poison but it sure takes a lot to stun an elephant (of a woman she is)#see: she'll still always eat first. always. it's a cute quirk designed from fierce protectiveness and partial 'my life is worth less'#not worthless. just worth less than someone of greater importance in her eyes-- her loving hubby

miraclefree:

“I did…I also got this.” He showed her the large fruit in his hands and tossed it to her. “I wonder what it’ll taste like.”

“Hmmmmm...” she gave it a very gentle knock and pensive look herself.. “Reminds me of watermelon. Or gourds.”

“It can’t be too bad.” That was a pretty otpomistic line from her. Any case, she’d try first bites, like Scott had his own personal poison tester. Any amount to get him would fail in doing the same to her after all.

#24/7 ready to kll a man for him. still here making (and burning) blueberry muffins for him #god bles #code for barda sayoing 'it doesn't scream 'danger' so it's probably totally fine to eat.#miraclefree

miraclefree:

Scott just winced and smiled at her. “Of course they will. Anything for you.”

“Great, I was thinking omelets.”

Her pace changed, however, to something Scott could palate more. Muffins! “Did you get blueberries too?”

#scott: almost prefers burnt/charred food bc it reminds him of her and her love #that said a lunch where the stuff isn't burnt with a teammate is goddamn magical #miraclefree #i swear from the outside ppl are like 'oh my god she is terrifying' and here's scott seeing all these cute af faces she makes #and it's far too cute and prescious and HE gets to see them all. all to himself.

distractionpie

Context what context ;)

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#scott's last words before he's 'punished' by his big strong 'monster' lady.#thrown around like a sakc of potatoes chipper the whole way along.

miraclefree:

“Alrighty then. I did eventually find your hot hot hot peppers. I even took a taste to see if they were hot enough. That bad descion was one thing I had trouble escaping.”

“Then they are perfect.”