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I love Pom-Pom so much | Sampard and JingLuo enjoyer | will go down with Aha!Sampo headcanons

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uhhh hi im here to talk about sampo, write about gepard's love life, and probably Jing Yuan's too.

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What if Masked Fools are able to slip into places and take on different looks because they can change their heads? Since Aha doesn’t have a head, Fools can simply remove their head and replace it with another so there’s no way to tell. It’s their mask.

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It’s very important that you all know that I’m a firm believer that Aha texts in internet slang and emotes while Qlipoth types like a Professional Adult but has learned Internet slang so they can understand Aha.

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Aha: Qlipoth, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Qlipoth: Yes, Aha.

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Aha, barging in on where IX is residing: GUESS WHO WOULD STILL LOVE ME IF I WAS A WORM??

IX: I’m not surprised.

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…Emanator of Yaoshi!Luocha and Mara Struck!Jing Yuan (who is also Emanator of Lan) JingLuo angst...yessss

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Thinking about Jing Yuan, who after the fallout with Imbibitor Lunae and Yingxing, ended up agreeing to be a vessel for Nanook. Nanook expressed how similar they were and that they could make Jing Yuan's heartbreak just a little easier. So he took the deal.

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Aha would have those like sticky hands and just keep slapping Qlipoth with it. However Qlipoth doesn’t feel it and so Aha tends to just leave them there for later. It provides great enjoyment to Aha when other Aeons visit Qlipoth and question why there’s a bunch of sticky hands on them.

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WANT ARRANGED MARRIAGE JING YUAN/GEPARD ;0;

Just think about it - Gepard leaving Belobog for the first time, the first accidental kiss while training...perfection

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Thinking about Gepard having to go lipstick shopping because Sampo needs a few different colors for a several of his identities but he has a meeting. So Gepard is standing in Belobog’s high end makeup store with an entire album of images he may have taken to compare colors.

He's flipping through an album on his phone, all the photos are selfies that Sampo has sent him, and the cashier is just standing there pretending she's not watching the Captain of the Silvermane Guards flip through photos of like twenty different women, while standing in front of a selection of lipstick.

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I’m a firm believer that Jimmy Buffet is played on repeat at the Tavern World’s End.

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Do you think the Mourning Actors have like a small acting troupe and they host summer events on whatever planet they are on? It’s always children’s theater to spread the art of theater, with the occasional opera. Sampo always gets pulled in because he’s their best babysitter.

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Gepard being known for his “secretary of the week” because people think he keeps scaring them away. When in reality it’s just Sampo wearing different disguises.

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Thinking about renheng who have both lost half their memories but in the sense that all their memories of one another what are half memories. The more they spend time together, the more they remember the missing parts.

Blade who can only remember confessing to Dan Feng, but not remembering the answer, while Dan Heng remembers answering yes to a question he doesn't know.

Dan Heng remembering only the outcome of his decisions as Imbibitor Lunae, while Blade only remembers all the actions he took.

They are half of each other's soul, and half of the other's memories.

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Hear me out…jingheng but add some LanLong angst…Long was the first one to undergo the rebirth cycle and does so every few millennia. However, if their egg is disturbed/destroyed, they rebirth as a Vidyadhara.

For centuries now, Long has been rebirthing into Imbibitor Lunae. Because of Yaoshi's appearance, Long's egg has never be undisturbed, so they've never been able to rebirth into their Aeon form. Lan mourns this, mourns never being able to see Long again.

Jing Yuan, who Lan has long since shared a mind with, falls for Dan Feng, against Lan's wishes. They know the pain that Jing Yuan will go through, the pain of having to watch over and over their loved one rebirth.

But just like them, Jing Yuan is willing to endure.

Meanwhile, Dan Heng doesn't understand his dreams, doesn't understand what this painful yearning he is feeling, because the man in his dreams never has a clear face. He doesn't understand what all the cracked eggs mean, why the sound of a dragon crying haunts his sleep.

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Aha: There’s been a disturbance. I must go see at once.

Qlipoth: Please don’t piss off Lan.

Aha: I do what I want. I have a pass, see?

Qlipoth: A piece of paper with your name on it doesn’t count, Aha.

Aha: :P

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Qlipoth, minding their own business:

Aha strolling up with a venti coffee and wearing sunglasses: you are NEVER going to guess what I saw on my way here

Qlipoth: Do I want to know?

Aha: IX left their edge of the universe to tell off Nanook and somehow Lan got involved-

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What do you mean I can’t have Sampard where everyone is like “I can’t believe you would cheat on the beautiful and intelligent Madam Brughel” and Gepard is like “THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON” and Sampo is like :3

(Sampo does a reveal mid wedding, just yeets his wig and changes his dress to a suit and Pela stands up on her chair and just screams “I KNEW IT I KNEW IT”. Gepard just hides his face.)