Windy's®

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Three meals for the elf nobles under the sky

Seven for the dwarf folk in their halls of stone

Nine for the human people, doomed to die

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Absalom where the hunger lies

Onion ring to rule them all, onion ring to find them

Onion ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Absalom where the hunger lies....

Come on down to Windy's soon

And get onion rings instead of fries!

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Come on in to your nearest Windy's Restaurant tomorrow for breakfast! We have mini hashbrowns.

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Everyone! Good news!

The Burger King has sent his troops to meet with me and all of the Windy's stakeholders in an impromptu meeting. We will no longer be branded as Windy's. As of today, we shall be known as Burger King of Golarion!

So come on down to where you rule and have a beef burger!

[the-faramir]

WINDY! NOOOOO!

Where will Midori get her Windy Cristo sandwiches with those little chocolate doughnuts now?

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Don't worry, Midori! Why don't you try one of our other great breakfast offerings?

How about a Fully Loaded Croissan'wich®? It has bacon, sausage, ham, egg, and cheese, all on a flaky croissant!

Or maybe you'd prefer a breakfast burrito! Eggs, cheese, bacon, and hash browns, all wrapped up in a soft flour tortilla. It's just the perfect diameter to fit into your face hole!

Of course, you should accompany your choice with some French toast sticks, hash browns, or our new Churro Fries! And wash it all down with a nice, large coffee.

Join us, Midori.

Join.

Us.

[windys-restaurants]

Everyone! Good news!

The Burger King has sent his troops to meet with me and all of the Windy's stakeholders in an impromptu meeting. We will no longer be branded as Windy's. As of today, we shall be known as Burger King of Golarion!

So come on down to where you rule and have a beef burger!

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Breakfast at Windy's

That's right! Now, you can get your fast-food fix before you start your day! We offer a variety of breakfast treats along with piping hot coffee!

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Every morning to prepare for the breakfast rush, we need to cook up a few of our best-selling sandwiches in advance and do a quick tally so that we know where we stand.

I call it the Count of Windy Cristo Sandwiches.