I Say What I Want

I'll try to keep things appropriate. Feel free to tell me what offends you, I'll try to tag it. This is an anything goes blog. (Fandom/Funny/etc.) Please tag posts about/to me as wing looksee or use a mention. Thanks! cis | '97

[theheatofthesouth-deactivated20]

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

[wing-san]

After a long hiatus...

I am still gone goodbye.

[wing-san]

me: hoe don't do it

me: [stays up late]

me the next morning: oh my god

[bastilleco]

[biopowerviolence]

“why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola” because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people 

[laundryandtaxes]

*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????

[pugsies]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

[chaplip]

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

[zzazu]

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

[pastel-wendigo]

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

[xakariahthepariah-deactivated20]

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This !@#$%^&* is bad news

[sparklefairydust-blog]

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

[youkofujima]

Please spread this information!

[herongale]

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

[mochitits]

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

[themusicisyourmaster]

SO LIKE THREE YEARS AGO WE PUT A HALLOWEEN MASK ON MY GOAT AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT UNTIL NOW

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

this goat has been wearing a mask for 3 years????

[dovsherman]

[desroix]

Mmm, that sweet, sweet accuracy

[babylizard-blog]

this is 911 state your emergency

[apocalypseteens-deactivated2013]

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

[shadow-pop]

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

[medusamantha]

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

[mcsprinkles]

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

[alltailnolegs]

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

[mortimus-maximus]

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

[flygex-eatin-on-softies]

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

[hootaloodle]

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

[hootaloodle]

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

Citizens of Pawnee

[thelawnwrangler]

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.

[alaynas-deactivated20150621]

List of bisexuals whose identities are erased by the media.

P!nk

Anne Frank

Megan Fox

Billie Joe Armstrong

Snooki

Drew Barrymore

Angelina Jolie

Azealia Banks

Kesha

Fergie

Lady Gaga

Madonna

Clive Davis

Anna Paquin

Bai Ling

Carrie Brownstein

Evan Rachel Wood

Amber Heard

Frenchie Davis

Vanessa Carlton

Jillian Michaels

Freddie Mercury (debatable, but considering he had had a long-term relationship with Mary Austin and he tended to keep quiet on matters of his private life, we’ll never know for sure)

All or which have either been given the name “gay” or “straight“ by the media despite coming out. There are more than two sexualities and this is a fact that most people (even on Tumblr nowadays) forget. People tend to assume that since someone is with a person of the same gender, they’re gay. (Or vice versa in Angelina or P!nk’s case) This is incorrect to assume because you’re erasing their identities in the process. The people on this list aren’t gay or straight, they’re bisexual. No matter how much the media tries to erase that.

[somalihottiee2-deactivated20170]

also….

Nicki Minaj

Mel B

Pete Wentz

Socrates

Louis XIII

Eleanor Roosevelt 

Jason Mraz

Linsday Lohan

Frida Kahlo

Billie Holiday

Paris Hilton

Salvador Dali

Kurt Cobain

Cher

Coco Chanel

[varke-blog]

this just made me feel so much better

[f-ckyeahfutbol]

Basically every bisexual’s identity is erased by the media because bisexuality is something they can’t wrap their heads around.

[assignedmale]

[mama-green]

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

[toytowns]

http://www.billsqualityautocare.com/articles-tips/does-your-car-smell-like-pancake-syrup/ verified

http://autorepair.about.com/od/troubleshooting/a/TS_exhaust_2.htm

[birdmetropolis-blog]

don’t you dare become a parent and then say “i didn’t sign up for this” when your kid is lesbian, gay, bi, trans, intersex, disabled, anything you erroneously consider “abnormal” by becoming a parent you sign up for everything you sign up to accept your child no matter who they are it’s not something you can back out of

[meaganstudies-deactivated201505]

GIVEAWAY!!! 

I have recently had some really good fortune in my life and I would like to pay that forward to someone else, so I have decided to do a giveaway! Yay!!

The winner will get:

1 iPod shuffle in their choice of colour

2 Large Moleskines - one ruled, one plain

3 of my current favourite books, the winner will be able to pick from a list

a 25 pack of Stabilo Point 88 0.4mm Fineliners 

and a little study care package with some snacks and candy that get me through my study sessions.

You don’t have to follow me.

Likes and reblogs both count.

Winner will be picked randomly on May 13th at midnight Australian Eastern Standard Time

I will ship anywhere in the world!

You must have your ask box open, so I can notify you if you win.

I hope you are all having an amazing day :)

[eatmorebikes]

[jonnovstheinternet]

This is my favourite comic on the internet.

[sandandglass]

Ian Harvie, The Nightly Show, April 27, 2015